Vixpy1's Ideal woman
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telecat

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8,528 posts

270 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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Well Nearly!

abels

608 posts

311 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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She looks quite elusive

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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Are you trying to say she doesn't exist?

wedge girl

4,688 posts

268 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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I had the pleasure of meeting her the other day, and she's nothing like that

Sheepy

3,164 posts

278 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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wedge girl said:
I had the pleasure of meeting her the other day, and she's nothing like that
You shook hands with him?

wingchundave

2,253 posts

261 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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Funny how I read this thread and then received this:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that: "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females..

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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telecat

Original Poster:

8,528 posts

270 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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DOOHHHHH should have had this link.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm

lil

446 posts

257 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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I know, I know

vixpy1 on tour

42,699 posts

293 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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wedge girl said:
I had the pleasure of meeting her the other day, and she's nothing like that


She's blinkin gorgeous, and lovely.. and is into cars.

Tuna

19,930 posts

313 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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telecat said:
DOOHHHHH should have had this link.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm


I suspect that's a transexual robot - have you seen the size of 'her' hands?

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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vixpy1 on tour said:

and is into cars.



By that do you mean 'Shares quite a few components with'?

jimothy

5,151 posts

266 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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vixpy1 on tour said:

wedge girl said:
I had the pleasure of meeting her the other day, and she's nothing like that



She's blinkin gorgeous, and lovely.. and is into cars.



Bring her out to the Guildford Totty admirers dinner so we can judge for ourselves...

vixpy1 on tour

42,699 posts

293 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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AlexH said:

vixpy1 on tour said:

and is into cars.




By that do you mean 'Shares quite a few components with'?


Better not answer, cos she will read it then i'll be for it!

wedge girl

4,688 posts

268 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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Sheepy said:

wedge girl said:
I had the pleasure of meeting her the other day, and she's nothing like that

You shook hands with him?


I believe I did, now I have a thought in my head that I rather wish I didn't

titiany

2,122 posts

261 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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mybrainhurts said:





She actually exists???

shirley temple

2,232 posts

261 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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trouble is, being a machine, she'll need committment in the form of regular maintenance and. . . . . . ..

"Charlie come back, no need to run mate!!!"




mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Thursday 28th July 2005
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titiany said:

mybrainhurts said:






She actually exists???


She's vixpy1's bit on the side, isn't she....?

Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Thursday 28th July 2005
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telecat said:
DOOHHHHH should have had this link.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm

Does her face fall off if she falls over?

theexcession

11,669 posts

279 months

Thursday 28th July 2005
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mybrainhurts said:
She's vixpy1's bit on the side, isn't she....?


Boy, do you ever shleep?