Dr. John Greshon
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C C

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268 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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Dr. John Greshon, a scientist from Durham University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Greshon outside and kicked the crap out of him. Spokesman Mr Dexta said “ It's important to protect all things traditional from the unwarranted attentions of boffins who are unaware of the sensitive balance of nature and the impact of those who spend their lives looking out for and enjoying these natural phenomenom"

simpo two

92,727 posts

294 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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Good right up to the last word

LongQ

13,864 posts

262 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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simpo two said:
Good right up to the last word


Exactly. Should have been something to do with pheromones surely?

bmgm3

10,480 posts

272 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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C C said:
invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.


Splitter !

scared but happy

24,147 posts

258 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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bmgm3 said:

C C said:
invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.



Splitter !

Sorry read that and thought Jamaica. No she went on her own.

chim_knee

12,689 posts

286 months

Wednesday 27th July 2005
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scared but happy said:

bmgm3 said:


C C said:
invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.




Splitter !


Sorry read that and thought Jamaica. No she went on her own.