Sexist Xmas Presies - Anyone Brave/Stupid Enough?

[bad company]

I reckon any of these would go down well with Mrs BC.

[Puggit]

Reply from Mrs Puggit when I sent her the first one: “…..And receive divorce papers on Boxing Day”

She is a staunch feminist

[boyse7en]

bad company said:

I reckon any of these would go down well with Mrs BC.

I suspect she'll tell you to use the Hoover on yourself, as you'll no be getting anything from her for a while!

[vixen1700]

Not so much sexist, but my mrs.can still get animated in a bad way about the Bogeyman Egg Seperator I got her for Christmas about a decade ago.

It was never used as far as I know.

[BrokenSkunk]

A few years ago I bought Mrs. Broken Skunk a packet of Marks & Sparks Carrot cake mix for Christmas. Not as her only christmas present I hasten to add.
She thoroughly dislikes carrot cake, but it is my favourite!

[turbospud]

she was complaining how hard it was to cut back the hedge,so i got one of these for christmas
https://makitauk.com/product/duc355z

[bad company]

turbospud said:

she was complaining how hard it was to cut back the hedge,so i got one of these for christmas
https://makitauk.com/product/duc355z

Bet that was well received.

[Digger]

Reminds me of this picture . . .

[The Hypno-Toad]

My dad genuinely bought my mother a frying pan for Christmas.

They divorced two years later but that was more to do with him shagging one of his students than the quality of my Mums fried egg sandwiches.

[boyse7en]

The Hypno-Toad said:

My dad genuinely bought my mother a frying pan for Christmas.

They divorced two years later but that was more to do with him shagging one of his students than the quality of my Mums fried egg sandwiches.

My birthday presents during the first lockdown were a frying pan and a dustpan and brush... I wasn't impressed TBH. Her excuse was that most of the shops were shut.

[gazza285]

Nothing wrong with a vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

[bad company]

gazza285 said:

Nothing wrong with a vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

[maxdb]

I actually bought the gf a hoover this Christmas

[anonymous-user]

If i bought the misses a vacuum cleaner for Chrsitmas, she'd belt me one and i'd come home to find all my st outside and the locks changed.

[crofty1984]

Frying pan for my mrs this Christmas

[Regbuser]

Washing up gloves
A new mop
Duster and a can of furniture polish
Oh, and oven cleaner

[Bill]

I bought a Makita battery vacuum just before Mrs Bill's birthday one year. I managed two days of frost before I admitted it wasn't her actual present.

Then I gave her a sea kayaking guide.

[Puggit]

Do you mean a hunky young man who could take her out for romantic dates on secret Dorset beaches?

[fat80b]

I always do this as a bit of a joke but it’s got to the point that she now asks for them each year.

Started with an Ironing board cover many years ago but tends to just be Tea towels now.

Who says the romance is dead…..

[Bill]

Puggit said:

Do you mean a hunky young man who could take her out for romantic dates on secret Dorset beaches?

Damn! Wondered why she seemed so happy!