Greg f***in' Wallace

[AdeTuono]

What is it with this character? Every time I switch the TV on, and I mean literally every time, his odious mug is gurning out of the box at me. Seemingly a complete talent-void, and totally charmless.

Must have a helluva agent.

Glad I got that off my chest.

[Jasandjules]

Turn over from Dave?

[MrOnTheRopes]

Well I doubt he's as stressed as me right now and doing better at life. Just a bloke doing some tele. If you don't like him then fair enough.

[AdeTuono]

Jasandjules said:

Turn over from Dave?

Is he on that as well? Jeeeezus!

[85Carrera]

God knows why he’s on Masterchef. Adds nothing. Annoying .

[coppernorks]

You can't say he doesn't lack enthusiasm for whatever subject he's making a show about.

Whether it's a sweetie making in Halifax or Drambuie brewing [ distilling ? ] in, erm, Drambuie
Greg is already hyper excited and he's just meeting his eye candy co-presenter .

TV execs love him, you know what this gloomy show on the problem of homelessness among the ex-military needs ?

Greg Wallace !!!!

[Hub]

Gregg F***in' Wallace you mean

[Super Sonic]

coppernorks said:

You can't say he doesn't lack enthusiasm for whatever subject he's making a show about.

Whether it's a sweetie making in Halifax or Drambuie brewing [ distilling ? ] in, erm, Drambuie
Greg is already hyper excited and he's just meeting his eye candy co-presenter .

TV execs love him, you know what this gloomy show on the problem of homelessness among the ex-military needs ?

Greg Wallace !!!!

His eye candy copresenter Ruth Goodman? Thought it was just me...

[CoolHands]

I like him, he’s always enthusiastic

[thetapeworm]

He makes the exact programs I like to watch but makes me not want to watch them.

[Riley Blue]

Every TV should come with a 'Wallace Filter' that automatically replaces his image and voice with someone of the viewer's choosing. Perhaps with time AI could do that, hopefully soon.

(and those of a certain Top Gear presenter)

[robemcdonald]

Say what you like about him, but he knows his onions.

[Tabs]

'If you press that big red button there, it'll start"

"WHAT, THAT ONE, JUST THERE"

"Yes"


"WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAA"

[the tribester]

Sean Lock was right, not a National Treasure. 'NO'

[jimmytheone]

robemcdonald said:

Say what you like about him, but he knows his onions.

Thats all he is, according my MIL anyway - a jumped up greengrocer!

to me, he'll always be

[robemcdonald]

jimmytheone said:

robemcdonald said:

Say what you like about him, but he knows his onions.

Thats all he is, according my MIL anyway - a jumped up greengrocer!

to me, he'll always be

At least one person got it.

[Skyedriver]

Jumped up greengrocer?
He used to sell fruit & veg off a barrow!
His sum total qualification.

Agree, cannot watch the bloke.

[TRIUMPHBULLET]

thetapeworm said:

He makes the exact programs I like to watch but makes me not want to watch them.

This.

[oobster]

thetapeworm said:

He makes the exact programs I like to watch but makes me not want to watch them.

This, exactly. Inside the factory is a great program, spoiled by Wallace.

[CAPP0]

Greg/g Wallace said:

THAT'S A GRAAATE PLATE OF FOOOOAD

Jut STFU, please.