School nicknames
Discussion
Following on from the funny school stories thread, what nicknames were at your school. At mine were the following,
Baghead, ugliest kid you ever saw
Plug, Named after the Beano character second ugliest kid.
Wing nut and dumbo two kids with largest ears in the world.
Compo, his dad never worked so was always getting benefit free school meals etc.
Chopper (Tony Sharpe)
Tank, lad was called Abrahams quite subtle that one.
Bike, this was a girl who was quite proud of her name.
There was loads more if I could only remember them, Mine was Ben. This was when Ben Sherman shirts were in fashion the first time around, I had no money so dyed a whit shirt to belong as it was, this went horribly wrong but my mother, bless her, made me wear it so it became known as the Ben Oakley. It could have been much worse.
Baghead, ugliest kid you ever saw
Plug, Named after the Beano character second ugliest kid.
Wing nut and dumbo two kids with largest ears in the world.
Compo, his dad never worked so was always getting benefit free school meals etc.
Chopper (Tony Sharpe)
Tank, lad was called Abrahams quite subtle that one.
Bike, this was a girl who was quite proud of her name.
There was loads more if I could only remember them, Mine was Ben. This was when Ben Sherman shirts were in fashion the first time around, I had no money so dyed a whit shirt to belong as it was, this went horribly wrong but my mother, bless her, made me wear it so it became known as the Ben Oakley. It could have been much worse.
We had a kid who didnt have a name, but rather a gesture. There were about 7 kids in her family, and they all slept in 2 beds between the lot of them, pissed the beds nightly, never bathed, stank to high heaven and to top it off Jenny wore flip flops to school which went ffflhip ffflhop ffflhip ffflhop wherever she walked.
The gesture was (try it whilst reading
) to stick your tongue out, suck in making spit-bubbling noises, and wipe your nose on your sleeve from the elboe to the tip of your fingers. This was something she did often.
There was Sarah "McScabb", who picked and ate her own scabs. I never saw her do this myself, but did see her licking her finger after giving her ear a good dig.
Green Giant and little pea, a couple in highschool who were dating. He was 6 foot 5 and she couldnt have been more than 4 and a half feet
The gesture was (try it whilst reading
) to stick your tongue out, suck in making spit-bubbling noises, and wipe your nose on your sleeve from the elboe to the tip of your fingers. This was something she did often. There was Sarah "McScabb", who picked and ate her own scabs. I never saw her do this myself, but did see her licking her finger after giving her ear a good dig.
Green Giant and little pea, a couple in highschool who were dating. He was 6 foot 5 and she couldnt have been more than 4 and a half feet
There was a lass at our skool called 'Bin Bag' - not quite sure if it was coz she wuz just durty like, or if it referred to the type of PVC clothing she used to wear when out in the local pubs.
However I know of one lad who needed a trip to the clinic after a brief encounter.
Another lass, real name Felicity was known as Fellatio Facillity - I'll leave you to make your own mind up on that one.
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However I know of one lad who needed a trip to the clinic after a brief encounter.
Another lass, real name Felicity was known as Fellatio Facillity - I'll leave you to make your own mind up on that one.
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theexcession said:
There was a lass at our skool called 'Bin Bag' - not quite sure if it was coz she wuz just durty like, or if it referred to the type of PVC clothing she used to wear when out in the local pubs.
However I know of one lad who needed a trip to the clinic after a brief encounter.
Another lass, real name Felicity was known as Fellatio Facillity - I'll leave you to make your own mind up on that one.
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A mate used to go out with a girl we all called Tardis.
This is because she was about 4'10" but by all accounts had a quite enormous c...
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