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bitchstewie

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64,203 posts

233 months

TDK-C60

2,334 posts

53 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2022
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bhstewie said:
My first thought was - what's wrong with a McD breakfast now and then.

Vanden Saab

17,335 posts

97 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2022
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bhstewie said:
No surprise, the postie delivered next door's post to us yesterday...

Electro1980

8,919 posts

162 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2022
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“Pablo Chocobar”

eharding

14,648 posts

307 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2022
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Jesus wept. Does thing mean that the standard reaction of delivery office staff when faced with undeliverable packages is to open them and consume the contents if they appear to be foodstuff?

If that's the case, only a matter of time before some idiot consumes some deliberately mis-posted Mercury Munchies, Ricin Cakes or Botulism Biscuits.


dudleybloke

20,553 posts

209 months

captain_cynic

16,276 posts

118 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2022
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bhstewie said:
If you had to deal with the people you see at the post office, wouldn't you want to be high?

GroundEffect

13,864 posts

179 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2022
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He is absolutely spaceballs. Been there, it's not a fun feeling.

anonymous-user

77 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2022
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That'll teach em, better to deliver the parcels rather than thinking you can get away with having it for yourself.

The management are taking it seriously but the staff are still giggling.

Short Grain

3,432 posts

243 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2022
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Years ago I worked for a wine company that also sold Christmas Gifts, one of which was a Port and Stilton presentation pack. Rustic wooden case with a bottle of Port and a round of Stilton. We sent out about 20 through Parcel Force to the offices of a major insurance company for their office managers. When they arrived, each one had a bite out of the stilton and a decent swig of the port gone! hehe