The worst thread ever?
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andy mac

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73,668 posts

284 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Exactly how bad a taste can a thread get??

www.dodgeforum.com/m_259554/tm.htm

A certain view of the London bombings from a Dodge forum!

"This is why the UK/Britains suck so much, they are women when it comes to fighting. Unlike the US, we dont take shit from nobody-We retaliate. God bless the USA." Sheesh! Some of the views in that thread really are John Wayne stylee!!



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rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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God, there a bundle of laughs are'nt they.
'Mc Mopar' seems a bit of a moron of note, most states, car sites I've looked at, in recent months seem to contain a fair few grunts, and I think going on current new membership here, it might be contagious!
Richard

__Lee__

7,520 posts

272 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Is it time we joined their forum?.

Organised Chaos anyone?.

rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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No your allright.
Andymac, is based in the states as well
(having checked his profile a bit late)

-DeaDLocK-

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280 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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I was shocked to discover attitudes like the American "we'll kick their asses 'cos we're AMERICAN gawd damnit!!" along with clichés like the black gangster "yo foo - sit yer ass down and let's talk some bidness" are not at all Hollywood exaggerations and fervent stereotyping.

They are REAL and ACCURATE.

There are of course the quiet, educated and down-to-earth types, but the proportions of the former against the latter may suprise you!

rich 36

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295 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Quite optimistic still, that many Americans, are down to earth, sensible individuals some of which inhabit this site!

Mind you part of my tribe are from the other end of the social spectrum, and fortunately separated by the Atlantic (good)

fishtek69

535 posts

267 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Gazboy said:

__Lee__ said:
Is it time we joined their forum?.

Organised Chaos anyone?.



It's tempting... Most yank forums are like this though, very "F@ck yeah we're Americans God-dammit". Just shows how 'european' and pleasent Madmike, Ernest, Trooper and CNH1990 are.


I'd be up for a bit of this 'Organised Chaos', I really, really would. I'm well up for giving the yanks a bit of a history lesson (they watch too many biased movies).

driftwood

531 posts

264 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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mmmmn....'Yank' talk eh? just reminded myself of the Noahs Ark/Christpoher Columbus joke.

havoc

33,371 posts

264 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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driftwood said:
mmmmn....'Yank' talk eh? just reminded myself of the Noahs Ark/Christpoher Columbus joke.
Well, come on then, do tell!!!


As far as the Yank thread goes, "I'd like to engage them in a battle of wits, but I don't fight unarmed men"!!! (Not original, but a very good put-down)

imperialism2024

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285 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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havoc

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264 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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imperialism2024 said:

LoL! OK, fair point...bit of a sweeping statement there.

Or was that just at your fellow countrymen? Either way, I'm sure we can let a PH-dweller off!!!

FWIW, you have rednecks, we have chav's...both have the vote, only yours have guns!!!

fidgits

17,202 posts

258 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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reminds me of an interesting conversation i had with a US collegue last night...

He started waffling about how good it was our police had finally got a 'shoot to kill' policy, and was finally tapping phones and doing things to 'protect ourselves'..

When i kindly suggested that I didnt actually approve of us British taking this american gung-ho approach to policing, and that in my humble opinion, we were tackling the problem the wrong way - he was almost offended...

So, i just reminded him that london has survived the Blitz, 20 years of the IRA and the last thing we needed was to be taking advice on homeland security from the country that trains 75% of the worlds terrorists in its universities...

s2art

18,942 posts

282 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Hell guys, give the yanks a break. Just look at some of the criticisms some of our leftie papers make of them. Sure they have assholes in their society, we have just as bad.

Much though we hate to admit it, they really are 'the land of the free' compared to us.

BliarOut

72,863 posts

268 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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s2art said:
Hell guys, give the yanks a break. Just look at some of the criticisms some of our leftie papers make of them. Sure they have assholes in their society, we have just as bad.

Much though we hate to admit it, they really are 'the land of the free' compared to us.

Where did PC start? If America is so free, how come you aren't allowed to smoke in the majority of California? Doesn't sound very free to me.

Chim_Knee

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286 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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s2art

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282 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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BliarOut said:

s2art said:
Hell guys, give the yanks a break. Just look at some of the criticisms some of our leftie papers make of them. Sure they have assholes in their society, we have just as bad.

Much though we hate to admit it, they really are 'the land of the free' compared to us.


Where did PC start? If America is so free, how come you aren't allowed to smoke in the majority of California? Doesn't sound very free to me.


Just wait, coming to a pub near you very soon.

Chim_Knee

12,689 posts

286 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Chim_Knee said:
This one

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Look around this forum - you'll find a good percentage of idiots willing to post their silly ideas.

Not singling anybody out in particular btw.

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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BliarOut said:

s2art said:
Hell guys, give the yanks a break. Just look at some of the criticisms some of our leftie papers make of them. Sure they have assholes in their society, we have just as bad.

Much though we hate to admit it, they really are 'the land of the free' compared to us.


Where did PC start? If America is so free, how come you aren't allowed to smoke in the majority of California? Doesn't sound very free to me.


The People's Republic of California is part of the US? Christ, there goes the neighborhood!!!

driftwood

531 posts

264 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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havoc said:

driftwood said:
mmmmn....'Yank' talk eh? just reminded myself of the Noahs Ark/Christpoher Columbus joke.

Well, come on then, do tell!!!


As far as the Yank thread goes, "I'd like to engage them in a battle of wits, but I don't fight unarmed men"!!! (Not original, but a very good put-down)


OK here goes.....God warned Noah of a great flood that was heading his way. He told Noah to build an Ark and gather all the animals in pairs and prepare for the flood. This Noah done and when the floods came, Noah, family and animals sailed off safely. Trouble was, after a few days then weeks, the stench of the animal dung was awful. Great big piles of elephant sh!t, gorilla sh!t etc., was proving too much and weighing the Ark down. Noah had to do something. In his infinite wisdom, Noah has to shovel for days, the bigest, smelliest pile of sh!t ever seen by mankind, overboard....and there it stayed.... until Columbus discovered it!