Talk me out of buying a Discovery. No, really
Talk me out of buying a Discovery. No, really
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greenace

Original Poster:

27 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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Yes I know the horror stories. Yes I know they're too big, too heavy and too antisocial. Yes I agree a car of this capability is overkill for many - me included.

But there's something about that big old bus that keeps me wanting one. So much so that I'm seriously considering ditching both my F31 330d Touring and my 981 Cayman and spending the ££ on a new Disco.

I know it doesn't make sense but my heart is in danger of winning the battle with my head. Please someone tell me I'm being an idiot so I can forget this ludicrous idea and move on.


normalbloke

8,775 posts

247 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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Don’t buy it.

paintman

7,860 posts

218 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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This should do it:
https://www.disco5forums.co.uk/

'Recommended for you' subheadings.

anonymous-user

82 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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The new one?

Even if you can get past the stories of horrific unreliability, it's the ugliest, most ill-proportioned of all the full-size SUVs - everyone will assume you got it on the cheap or you're mental as why would you knowingly choose to sit in something that looks like that otherwise?

Does that help? hehe

griffsomething

397 posts

189 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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You’d be going from a pretty great two car fleet to a boring and ugly diesel SUV? Willingly?

Every time you turn around and lock it you’d probably have a pang of regret when you realise “I sold a Porsche to get that”.

That help?

Aids0G

569 posts

177 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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Dont Do it!

You will hate the comfort, the capability, the space, the tech, the feeling you could go anywhere you want in it, the air suspension, towing ability, the reliability that's only an issue on the internet(****some are crap**** not all), the view out and the wading depth!

In Short Don't What Ever You Do Buy One.............

PH User

22,154 posts

136 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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griffsomething said:
You’d be going from a pretty great two car fleet to a boring and ugly diesel SUV? Willingly?

Every time you turn around and lock it you’d probably have a pang of regret when you realise “I sold a Porsche to get that”.

That help?
Yeah it doesn't make an awful lot of sense!

Slow

6,973 posts

165 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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You would enjoy a offroad prepped disco 3/4 much more than the new one. If your about the on road driving your better off buying a used Range Rover L405.

SuperPav

1,325 posts

153 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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Don't do it.

(Get a new Defender instead).

I've had a brand new Disco 5 with all the toys. It was a very good car and great for everything (but I owned it a year so can't comment on longer reliability), I've since driven a new 110 and would definitely choose that now. The refinement and comfort are similar, but I prefer the looks and overall product of the Defender.

brillomaster

1,836 posts

198 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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Sorry, i cant think of a single thing that a discovery does as well as one of the two cars you already have.

Unless you're actually planning on going off road?

greenace

Original Poster:

27 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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Aids0G said:
Dont Do it!

You will hate the comfort, the capability, the space, the tech, the feeling you could go anywhere you want in it, the air suspension, towing ability, the reliability that's only an issue on the internet(****some are crap**** not all), the view out and the wading depth!

In Short Don't What Ever You Do Buy One.............
Yes, you're right - those are all things I will definitely and absolutely hate all the time and no mistake.

greenace

Original Poster:

27 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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brillomaster said:
Unless you're actually planning on going off road?
Don't be silly! That would mean actually using the car's capability for its intended purpose.

greenace

Original Poster:

27 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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PH User said:
griffsomething said:
You’d be going from a pretty great two car fleet to a boring and ugly diesel SUV? Willingly?

Every time you turn around and lock it you’d probably have a pang of regret when you realise “I sold a Porsche to get that”.

That help?
Yeah it doesn't make an awful lot of sense!
Nope. And that's the thing - I know it doesn't make sense. But every time I see one I just think 'yes please'. Deep down I know I'd probably regret it. Hopefully it's just a phase...

fflump

3,403 posts

66 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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greenace said:
Yes I know the horror stories. Yes I know they're too big, too heavy and too antisocial. Yes I agree a car of this capability is overkill for many - me included.

But there's something about that big old bus that keeps me wanting one. So much so that I'm seriously considering ditching both my F31 330d Touring and my 981 Cayman and spending the ££ on a new Disco.

I know it doesn't make sense but my heart is in danger of winning the battle with my head. Please someone tell me I'm being an idiot so I can forget this ludicrous idea and move on.
Just out of interest-what is it about a new Disco does the heart like?

greenace

Original Poster:

27 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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paintman said:
This should do it:
https://www.disco5forums.co.uk/

'Recommended for you' subheadings.
eek

greenace

Original Poster:

27 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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fflump said:
Just out of interest-what is it about a new Disco does the heart like?
Good question, difficult to answer. If I'm really honest, I think it's the security it offers - or seems to offer. The absolute all weather, go anywhere, do anything-ness of it. The refinement and long journey ability is also a massive pull - we mostly holiday in the UK and it's always a long drive to get to where we're going. The 330d is brilliant but it's not what I'd call relaxing, and it's getting to the age where it feels its best years are behind it. In fairness, I'm also of that age and a comfy, wafty barge does appeal.

greenace

Original Poster:

27 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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Thanks for your input, folks. You're all absolutely right, of course. I'm impressed no one's actually called me an idiot yet.

Dan_1981

18,058 posts

227 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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You're an idiot.

Just like me.


Teebs

5,734 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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No direct experience, but a mate just came out of a 20 plate HSE model and declared it a complete POS.
In and out of the main dealer constantly, niggly issues that they could never get right.
Best issue was that the infotainment system wouldn't work on a Saturday.

Sold it for £15k profit so not all bad.


greenace

Original Poster:

27 posts

243 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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Dan_1981 said:
You're an idiot.

Just like me.
Ha!

(Lovely car btw)