Great headline in the Telegraph

[Dr Jekyll]

'Old Harrovian fast bowler, 77. Attacked in home over alleged affair with Swedish architect'

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/02/16/old-ha...

Apparently the alleged attacker was 51 and the architect 28.

[Electro1980]

How can I possibly comment without knowing the value of the house, what cars were parked outside and a sad face photo?

[Byker28i]

Robert Titchener-Barrett claims he was attacked over Fanny Forssell by Christopher Hennessy
can't wait to see the suns headline on that

Former cricketer on stickey wicket having bowled a maiden over?

Edited by Byker28i on Thursday 17th February 11:40

[carinaman]

The bounder and cad in The Archers was called Robert Titchener. His parents couldn't understand that their son may be a wrong 'un.

[carinaman]

The Mail website says his house is 2 Million and her name is Fanny Forssell Forsberg.

[I am alright Jack]

Fanny what?

[Byker28i]

carinaman said:

The Mail website says his house is 2 Million and her name is Fanny Forssell Forsberg.

Even got the house price in the headline

[carinaman]

She doesn't look 28 in that photo. Perhaps it's an old photo taken from Social Media.

[nick30]

Pah that’s nothing; headline is now about Cobra meeting to talk wind

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/02/17/storm-...

[motco]

Dr Jekyll said:

'Old Harrovian fast bowler, 77. Attacked in home over alleged affair with Swedish architect'

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/02/16/old-ha...

Apparently the alleged attacker was 51 and the architect 28.

He may be a septuagenarian fast-bowler, but she took a full toss in her crease!

[carinaman]

nick30 said:

Pah that’s nothing; headline is now about Cobra meeting to talk wind

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/02/17/storm-...

"You're gonna need a bigger boat Wind Turbine"

[phumy]

I am alright Jack said:

Fanny what?

Her nickname is "Pussy"

[nick30]

carinaman said:

"You're gonna need a bigger boat Wind Turbine"

Something about stained glass houses then I got bored so refreshed and hey, great - wind.

Headlines sometimes

[tobinen]

Hardly a great headline.

The Sun and Daily Star are much better for that

[nick30]

tobinen said:

Hardly a great headline.

The Sun and Daily Star are much better for that

I like the Daily Sport for a proper headline