PH Mystery Inc

[jimothy]

I'm always amazed at the amassed knowedge on PH. At any time a question could be asked about the most random and obscure thing, and yet an answer is found in mere minutes...

So, who killed JFK, where's Lord Lucan and was Elvis really abducted by aliens?

[ErnestM]

jimothy said:

So, who killed JFK?

Oliver Stone


ErnestM

[Lord Lucan]

[r988]

might some men in black suits knocking on the door when you go round asking those kinda questions



bloody mormons....






>> Edited by r988 on Tuesday 2nd August 16:16

[Shergar]

[lazyitus]

Elvis killed JFK as he went past in his Ford Tuscan.

[vixpy1]

lazyitus said:

Elvis killed JFK as he went past in his Burger Van.

[Pot Bellied Fool]

Pah... don't you know anything?

JFK shot himself - it's true, I saw it on the TV.

Lord Lucan has gone onto a splendid career riding Shergar in the 3:30 at Sandown

...and Elvis didn't die. He simply went home. That's gotta be true too, I saw some gummermint fella say so in a film.


Not sure about Lord Lucan though, he might just be shacking up in Barry Halpin's spare room in Goa.

[Podie]

Elvis was down the pub last night... although he hasn't aged much

[jimothy]

vixpy1 said:

lazyitus said: Elvis ate KFC as he went past in his Burger Van.

[lazyitus]

jimothy said:

vixpy1 said: lazyitus said: Elvis ate KFC as he went past in his Bedford Rascal Van.

[vixpy1]

lazyitus said:

jimothy said: vixpy1 said: lazyitus said: Elvis ate KFC as he went past in his Bedford Rascal Van.

Eh?

[titiany]

Uh-oh - world's gone mad.

I got asked by a bloke in a club once where elvis was.
I assume he was either on something, or desperately trying to be on something. I assume it's code for a dealer or something.

Perhaps someone could clear that one up for me, because it's been bugging me for years...?

[Jinx]

Lord lucan changed his name then formed a rock group who released hits all through the eighties, I think Brian May was the guitarist......

[wizzpig]

jimothy said:

So, who killed JFK, where's Lord Lucan and was Elvis really abducted by aliens?

T'was Miss Scarlet, in the study, with a pick axe (messy), ably assisted by Lord Lucan (now on the run with Elvis).

Not sure about the Aliens though

[Cyberhuss]

I got some questions..

What really goes on at

a) Area 51 in Groomlake, Nevada
b) Dulce (underground base) in New Mexico
c) RAF Rudloe Manor

[titiany]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

ew!

[B17NNS]

titiany said:

parp!

[apache]

Cyberhuss said:

I got some questions.. What really goes on at a) Area 51 in Groomlake, Nevada b) Dulce (underground base) in New Mexico c) RAF Rudloe Manor

a) nothing, it's a diversion for b)

b) secret marmite mines

c) sod all cept lots of tea drinking and introspective navel examinations

[timmy30]

Cyberhuss said:

a) nothing, it's a diversion for b) b) secret marmite mines c) sod all cept lots of tea drinking and introspective navel examinations

Marmite Mines....imagine treading on one of those! Messy, very messy.

....sorry