Mungo & the "fairer sex"
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Since our resident "fanny magnet" was in my neck of the woods yeaterday, I met up with him for a bit of "business parks and pie" type action.
Anyway, introductions over, we headed off in my car for the nearest reasonable drinking establishment - for a few cokes (both driving y'see).
So, chatting away... walked into the pub (my local) and stroll to the bar. MID SENTENCE Mungo breaks off his current line of conversation and makes a beeline to the rather attractive blonde (with a big rack) behind the bar... (you can see where this is going)
So.. she looks up, and Mungo says "helllllllllooooooo" in a Joey Tribiani from Friends type manner. Blondey smiles, says "hello" in a little quiet peep of a voice.. evidently a bit taken.
Having managed to cut in and order drinks it became quite apparent that Mungo must eat testosterone for breakfast or something. Literally anything that would rate as 6 out of 10 or above gets a look in... AND THE GIRLS LOVE IT!
Ladies and Gentlemen. It is my considered opinion that Mungo is indeed a dirty dawg.
Those of you who are making it to "Hairy pie" are in for a good laugh (he's also a top bloke) as I imagine he'll be on heat then too. Oh, and if you're making BTaP... lock up your wives, girlfriends and daughters! 
Anyway, introductions over, we headed off in my car for the nearest reasonable drinking establishment - for a few cokes (both driving y'see).
So, chatting away... walked into the pub (my local) and stroll to the bar. MID SENTENCE Mungo breaks off his current line of conversation and makes a beeline to the rather attractive blonde (with a big rack) behind the bar... (you can see where this is going)
So.. she looks up, and Mungo says "helllllllllooooooo" in a Joey Tribiani from Friends type manner. Blondey smiles, says "hello" in a little quiet peep of a voice.. evidently a bit taken.
Having managed to cut in and order drinks it became quite apparent that Mungo must eat testosterone for breakfast or something. Literally anything that would rate as 6 out of 10 or above gets a look in... AND THE GIRLS LOVE IT!
Ladies and Gentlemen. It is my considered opinion that Mungo is indeed a dirty dawg.
Those of you who are making it to "Hairy pie" are in for a good laugh (he's also a top bloke) as I imagine he'll be on heat then too. Oh, and if you're making BTaP... lock up your wives, girlfriends and daughters! 
The marks out of ten thing was something we used at Uni to express the relative merits of the women that happened to be around at the time.
Firstly, it's all very sexist and subjective... and everyone likes something different. Strangely, the elusive "10" never appeared.
With time, age and (relative) maturity, the specifics changed and therefore had to include non-physical attributes like personality... partly to do with the fact that some bird was trying to have us done by the Uni ethics committee for calling her an "8".
Anyway, after all that malarky, it all went rapidly out of the window when I met (the now) Mrs Podie. No longer car what anyone thinks, she's a "10" in my book
and I'm happy.
Still "window shop" though..
Firstly, it's all very sexist and subjective... and everyone likes something different. Strangely, the elusive "10" never appeared.
With time, age and (relative) maturity, the specifics changed and therefore had to include non-physical attributes like personality... partly to do with the fact that some bird was trying to have us done by the Uni ethics committee for calling her an "8".
Anyway, after all that malarky, it all went rapidly out of the window when I met (the now) Mrs Podie. No longer car what anyone thinks, she's a "10" in my book
and I'm happy. Still "window shop" though..
Literally anything that would rate as 6 out of 10 or above gets a look in... AND THE GIRLS LOVE IT!
So basically he casts a wide net then... my brother used to be the same.. eye contact as many girls as he could in a bar, then normally manage to reel in one or two from the shoal..
Matt
SGirl said:
Literally anything that would rate as 6 out of 10 or above gets a look in...
Is that the girls, then? What does anything that rates less than a 6 out of 10 look like?? Female at least?
This "marks out of 10" business has always fascinated me. I read too many magazines, clearly.
Are talking about adding the Navy ratings on top? As in 'Stumper' etc. i.e "I'd chew my own off to out from under her if I woke up underneath her in the morning"
I can't remember the others - anyone else know?
Podie said:
raceboy said: And a '5' can easily be promoted
Ture... beer goggles and spirits visor can help the socre improve...
... apparently.
No apparently about it Podie! I read in the News of the World that the difference between a dog and a fox was 3 pints of Stella!
If it's in the papers it must be true.
Oh, and before anyone flames me for reading NofW, it was on the coffee table at the barber shop I use ok...
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