Tell us about when you were really brave

[DickyC]

Last night I had rice pudding without a spoonful of jam. No jam.

I was very brave.

[DickyC]

My second wife invited me to say something nice about my first wife. So I did.

I was very brave.

[GappySmeg]

This morning I entered a toilet cubicle at work and continued to do my business whilst being fully aware there was only enough paper for a "normal" sitting, leaving zero contingency in case of a "messier" eventuality.

I was very brave.

[Spare tyre]

GappySmeg said:

This morning I entered a toilet cubicle at work and continued to do my business whilst being fully aware there was only enough paper for a "normal" sitting, leaving zero contingency in case of a "messier" eventuality.

I was very brave.

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[anonymous-user]

I occasionally disagree with my wife and tell her the truth instead of lying
I am very brave

[vikingaero]

I put my wellies on without checking or shaking out the spiders/shoe zombies.

I am very brave.

[Bright Halo]

As I was away on a course Tuesday night I asked the wife to put the bins out. She forgot.
I mentioned it in passing when I got home.

I was very brave.

[Monkeylegend]

I told my other half her bum looked big in this.

That is exceptionally brave.

As it turned out it was also exceptionally stupid.

Edited by Monkeylegend on Thursday 24th March 13:25

[ReverendCounter]

I posted about a new crypto/blockchain project in the Crypto Currency Thread and refused to back down, which caused great offence!

I anticipate a Bravery Certificate is on the way.

Edited by ReverendCounter on Thursday 24th March 13:50

[CloudStuff]

DickyC said:

My second wife invited me to say something nice about my first wife. So I did.

I was very brave.

What was it? Something along these lines?

"Well, there are so many memories that spring to mind, but if I had to whittle it down to two I'd choose perfect ass and impecable gag-reflex control".

[Konrod]

My wife returned from the hairdresser, and I said nothing.

I was very brave

[anonymous-user]

Monkeylegend said:

I told my other half her bum looked big in this.

That is exceptionally brave.

As it turned out it was also exceptionally stupid.

Try asking her if her jeans have shrunk next time you’re walking behind her up the stairs.

[DickyC]

CloudStuff said:

DickyC said:

My second wife invited me to say something nice about my first wife. So I did.

I was very brave.

What was it? Something along these lines?

"Well, there are so many memories that spring to mind, but if I had to whittle it down to two I'd choose perfect ass and impecable gag-reflex control".

When invited by my second wife to say something nice about my first wife I said she was quite a good driver. There was a silence, followed immediately by a longer silence that rolled straight into an even longer silence.

"What?" I asked.
"You said I'm not a good driver."



Aye thang yo. Brave but confused.

[Whats on Second]

i bought something in halfords once and declined to give my email address when paying for it

would that all of you limp wrists were as a heroic as me,

[Regbuser]

Went to hospital recently for a needle aponeurotomy to my hand.
There is a degree of discomfort involved as the surgeon needs your nerves awake to give feedback.

Anyway, hand on the slab, looking at the ceiling, and I feel the needle, and flinch, writhe, and let out a yelp.

Surgeon: I haven't inserted the needle yet!

I was brave...

[Onelastattempt]

Whats on Second said:

i bought something in halfords once and declined to give my email address when paying for it

would that all of you limp wrists were as a heroic as me,

That's not so brave, I did that on Sunday morning and when I returned home my wife asked if I we could go out for Sunday lunch.
I unlimped my wrists and said no, I was going to work on the motorbike in the garage all day, now that's heroic.

[psi310398]

Whats on Second said:

i bought something in halfords once and declined to give my email address when paying for it

would that all of you limp wrists were as a heroic as me,

Cripes! Really living on the edge there...

Remember what they say in the Army. There are old soldiers. There are bold soldiers. But there are not many old, bold soldiers.

[anonymous-user]

I once checked my then partners pulse during sex just to ensure she was still alive.
I held on like a Pro Bull Rider and was very brave indeed.

I told my wife i had done that and her exact words were
If you do that to me, don't bother letting me get up again because you WILL regret it sunshine.
I am not that brave

[Cie]

It seems middle aged men really need new ways to try to be funny other than "wife bad haha"

[Bright Halo]

Cie said:

It seems middle aged men really need new ways to try to be funny other than "wife bad haha"

We won’t know if we are middle aged right now until we snuff it.