Dyson Zone: Air Purifying Headphones!
Dyson Zone: Air Purifying Headphones!
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Jenny Tailor

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1,727 posts

67 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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https://www.dyson.co.uk/en

Noise cancelling also.
Looks a winner to me.
Classy



I suspect the target market is certain cities in Asia.

RedWhiteMonkey

9,169 posts

212 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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Jenny Tailor said:
https://www.dyson.co.uk/en

Noise cancelling also.
Looks a winner to me.
Classy



I suspect the target market is certain cities in Asia.
Looks like an April Fools to me, just a few days early.

Tycho

12,284 posts

303 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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RedWhiteMonkey said:
Jenny Tailor said:
https://www.dyson.co.uk/en

Noise cancelling also.
Looks a winner to me.
Classy



I suspect the target market is certain cities in Asia.
Looks like an April Fools to me, just a few days early.
Just what I was thinking.

Apparently not though:

https://www.wired.com/story/the-bizarre-dyson-zone...

I can't think of anyone who would wear this. It violates the golden rule of not making your customer look like a prick.

Edited by Tycho on Wednesday 30th March 09:13

Jenny Tailor

Original Poster:

1,727 posts

67 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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I thought that too - but it is on all their global websites.
I don't think April Fool is a thing globally.


I still think it looks ridiculous.
Wonder how long it will be till I see someone on the tube sporting a pair.

take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey

7,913 posts

85 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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It'll sell well to the Dr Who cosplay demographic. Huge market that.

untakenname

5,364 posts

222 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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Would have sold out the post couple of Christmas's with COVID restrictions but launching it in spring is a bit silly as if you use it outside when the weather nice you'll be left with some odd tan lines and look like Homer Simpson.

The mouth guard would be transparent to help with the tannijg issue and make it seem more normal looking, also to help those who are hard of hearing and rely on lip movements.

Tycho

12,284 posts

303 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey said:
It'll sell well to the Dr Who cosplay demographic. Huge market that.
Pound shop AntMan.

pincher

10,567 posts

247 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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Both horrendous and ridiculous at the same time.




anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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Thankfully Dyson realised their car was a duffer before they wasted any more money on it. Sadly this one slipped through.

MOBB

4,582 posts

157 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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"The Dyson Zone is due to go on sale in the Autumn for an as-yet unannounced premium price expected to be in the £500 to £1,000 range."

My wife has a lot of Dyson stuff, and she hates these headphones.

dundarach

6,227 posts

258 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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Wouldn't buy from Dyson if they were the last water producing company on an otherwise arid and lifeless planet.

It's not funny if it's an April fools joke

It's ridiculous if it isn't

Still, curiosity got the better of me smile

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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Not sure if we are the market for these, if it isn’t an April fools. Don’t know if any of you have travelled to India or China?

I would wear one there on bad pollution days. I ended up buying N95 masks (way before Covid) because the pollution was horrendous. That stopped the tight, wheezy chest and massive amounts of blacked mucus but didn’t stop red eye. Honestly thought about wearing swimming googles, because my eyes were so irritated but stopped short of that.

N95 masks in 35 degree heat are not the best. I suffered in those countries. Was really glad to get back to Blighty and see blue skies and be able to breath freely. TBF, the locals told me you do get used to it and it was particularly bad when I visited, but still.

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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wyson said:
Not sure if we are the market for these, if it isn’t an April fools. Don’t know if any of you have travelled to India or China?

I would wear one there on bad pollution days. I ended up buying N95 masks (way before Covid) because the pollution was horrendous. That stopped the tight, wheezy chest and massive amounts of blacked mucus but didn’t stop red eye. Honestly thought about wearing swimming googles, because my eyes were so irritated but stopped short of that.

N95 masks in 35 degree heat are not the best. I suffered in those countries. Was really glad to get back to Blighty and see blue skies and be able to breath freely. TBF, the locals told me you do get used to it and it was particularly bad when I visited, but still.
Can the people in those countries that need it the most afford to buy it though?

There's something really wrong about arriving by plane to a polluted developing country from thousands of miles away, putting a very expensive piece of tech on your face that most people around you can't afford, and where said tech is one of the reasons the country is so polluted in the first place (making consumer goods and tech for westerners).

Wired said it better than I can: "In short, the goal here of providing portable clean air for us to breathe as we callously continue to pollute our planet is laudable. But the Zone looks very much like it's clean air for the rich, for the comfortable, for those who likely have access to preferable environmental conditions already. And that's a thought almost as uncomfortable as looking in the mirror wearing these headphones."

A complete flop in the making. And not available for 18 more months!!

x5tuu

12,788 posts

217 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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totally ridiculous idea - HOWEVER, I bet in china they'll sell a shed-load

Jenny Tailor

Original Poster:

1,727 posts

67 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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Just seen - it's been done before.


Aunty Pasty

786 posts

68 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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x5tuu said:
totally ridiculous idea - HOWEVER, I bet in china they'll sell a shed-load
I think you'll just see a shed load of copy-cat products on Amazon even before this is released.

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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@F20CN16

Loads of rich people in China and India, the sheer numbers make sure of that, even if overall the population isn’t as wealthy.

Also a very good point about exporting pollution. You always see articles criticising China’s environmental record, when lax environmental controls, subsidised coal etc allow them to produce goods cheaply for the rest of the world.

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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wyson said:
@F20CN16

Loads of rich people in China and India, the sheer numbers make sure of that, even if overall the population isn’t as wealthy.

Also a very good point about exporting pollution. You always see articles criticising China’s environmental record, when lax environmental controls, subsidised coal etc allow them to produce goods cheaply for the rest of the world.
Yeah agree - there are a lot of people with money, but as a percentage of population it's pretty small. It's an odd product for a company that also awards prizes to product design students that genuinely help people overcome problems.

https://www.jamesdysonaward.org/past-winners/

Super Sonic

14,519 posts

84 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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dundarach said:
Wouldn't buy from Dyson if they were the last water producing company on an otherwise arid and lifeless planet.

It's not funny if it's an April fools joke

It's ridiculous if it isn't


Still, curiosity got the better of me smile
Agree

Oakey

27,982 posts

246 months

Wednesday 30th March 2022
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Jenny Tailor said:
Just seen - it's been done before.

"No one cared until I put on the mask" hehe