You're on WHAT website?!?!

[Podie]

Had to share this one... was just chatting to a new guy in the office and he said "what's that you're looking at?"

I replied "PistonHeads dot com"

He looked at me like I'd crawled out of a smut club... "I didn't think you were supposed to look at that sort of think at work! You'll get in trouble for looking at porn, and as for pissing on people - that's just sick!"

he thought I'd said "pissed-on-heads" priceless...

[M@H]

you deviant podie !!! I'm disgusted

[Prince_Charming]

Classic!! Now 'scuse me while I kiss this guy....

[CleG]

that is quality

[Fer]

mungo said: My old manager once saw my screen and he thought I was looking at Piss heads.com

You probably were!

Edited to insert a link to a legendry "I love you all" Mungo Sunday morning threads, but couldn't be a**ed.

[Fer]

mungo said: Sometimes I'm not pissed and I'm not running after ladies. Honestly, sometimes I'm working and sometimes I'm thinking of cars and stuff, and I do other things to

Matt, you are going to shatter all my illusions for you as my roll model.

Edited to add "Cheese & Ham"

[M@H]

No but Mungo Might..

[Podie]

You're not cute.

You're a top bloke, but you ain't cute.

Maybe it's just me...

[Podie]

mungo said:
Edited to say : I thought you loved me Podie

Shush! - you'll ruin the cover!

[M@H]

Podie.. I already told you.. a few drinks in TGI's and he'll fall asleep after you've ....


PMSL

[Podie]

M@H said: Podie.. I already told you.. a few drinks in TGI's and he'll fall asleep after you've ....


PMSL

Yeah, but we all know that you're hoping it will be YOU!

[Podie]

mungo said: STOP!!! I like WOMEN! Not you Podie and not you M@H so stop arguing over me

Denial... classic signs..

[incorrigible]

Podie said:

mungo said: STOP!!! I like WOMEN! Not you Podie and not you M@H so stop arguing over me

Denial... classic signs..

[dodgy US accent] Denial is not a river in Egypt honey [dodgy US accent]

[Podie]

incorrigible said:

Podie said:

mungo said: STOP!!! I like WOMEN! Not you Podie and not you M@H so stop arguing over me

Denial... classic signs..

[dodgy US accent] Denial is not a river in Egypt honey [dodgy US accent]

Get out... :sigh:

[M@H]

mungo said: STOP!!! I like WOMEN! Not you Podie and not you M@H so stop arguing over me

its not me mate.. its Podie... he was the one wanting you to take him to TGI's.... I'm strictly butter side up myself..

[Podie]

OI! M@H and Mungo - NO!

Mungo, if I did catch your knee it was down to the fact that you walk like John Wayne due to all the "action" you've partaken in!

M@H, just you wait till BTaP!

[Podie]

I hadn't actually... I was making it up!

[mondeoman]

mungo said:

Podie said: OI! M@H and Mungo - NO!

Mungo, if I did catch your knee it was down to the fact that you walk like John Wayne due to all the "action" you've partaken in!

M@H, just you wait till BTaP!

You noticed the way I walk then? I actually can't help it, always been the same. Everyone thinks I've got a right "strut"

but can you lift a bonnet with yer strut??

[M@H]

Podie said:

M@H, just you wait till BTaP!

A kind offer mate, but I already have a date..

PMSL

[Podie]

Poor Ted... he's gonna have a heart attack at BTaP.

Mungo, you up for cracking onto the waitresses for a laugh (in my case) and smut (in yours)?