Wing'd Horse of Chav Tat - Challengers

[Nevin]

Apologies if done before, but check out this site for some items any lady would be proud to have on her mantlepiece. I am particulary enamoured by the Castles and Unicorns section.

And the item descriptions are pure quality as well

www.glitterings.com

>> Edited by Nevin on Thursday 4th August 08:36

[Munter]

Brace yourself ok!

[chim_knee]

Is it unfair to go as far as to call that site "objectionable"!!

[slikk]

.. .. ..shudder.. .. ..

[V8 Archie]

[chim_knee]

V8 Archie said:

Entitled:

"Dragon jerking over faked picture of Jessica Simpson"

[Nevin]

Knew you guys would like this.

[shadowninja]

Don't give Vixpy ideas for his next victim.

[Nevin]

chim_knee said:

V8 Archie said: Entitled: "Dragon jerking over faked picture of Jessica Simpson"

The reality is even better:

This delightful pewter piece shows a winged red eyed dragon contemplating the whirl of data coming from the computer screen. The detail on this quality piece is truly amazing. From the hundred key pewter keyboard to the scales on the dragon's neck, this piece is a real credit to the pewter making art. The perplexed dragon with red jeweled eyes tentatively touches the keyboard as he attempts to solve this new computer operation riddle. A perfect piece to keep you company as you work to solve the computer riddles you face each day. This impressive piece is well over three inches long and comes with a thirty day money back guarantee. Enjoy your new found treasure.

[Trooper2]

Vixpy might be interested in one of these "magic wands" for himself........even got some purple on it.

[Chim_Knee]

Nevin said:

V8 Archie said: ... and comes with a thirty day money back guarantee.

What on earth can the guarantee be for?!!

"Dear Sir,

I return this Dragon to you because, despite assurances, it did not help me solve a computer riddle. As a result I lost my place on the RPG leader board.

Yours, Xoric The Great (aka Nathan)."

[dvs_dave]

Congratulations to glitterings.com for amassing such a vast collection of eye wateringly naff tat. I would love to visit the owners home...I imagine it to be very tastefully appointed.

[_dan_]

Chim_Knee said:

I return this Dragon to you because, despite assurances, it did not help me solve a computer riddle. As a result I lost my place on the RPG leader board.

[BliarOut]

Trooper2 said:

Vixpy might be interested in one of these "magic wands" for himself........even got some purple on it.

Where on earth do you put the batteries?

[Trooper2]

BliarOut said:

Where on earth do you put the batteries?

Old stylee, no batteries.

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>> Edited by Trooper2 on Thursday 4th August 11:48

[4WD]

I think the dragon is looking into his reflection, wondering what the hell he did wrong to deserve such a lowly incarnation.

I presume the jewelled baton is for immediately beating it's new purchasor to death.

[maxf]

I can only hope that this site is a spoof designed to gather the names and addresses of people who would purchase a 'magic wand' made of pewter and coloured glass so they can be lead away quietly from society.

Actually I'm just jelous that they are not in the UK.