US heroes.

[Mr E]

Doing the rounds.....

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Subject: AMERICAN HEROES...


In a New York park_a savage dog attacked a young boy. A passer-by happened
to see that and came to the rescue. Having tackled the dog, he strangled it
to death. A reporter for the New York Times was watching all this and took
snap shots for a front-page picture in the next day's paper.

Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published in
tomorrow's paper under the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy".

"I'm not from New York", replied our brave hero. "Oh in that case we'll
change the headline - Brave American rescues boy from savage dog".

"I'm not American either" replied our brave hero.

On being asked about who he really is? Our hero replied, "I'm a Pakistani".

Well the next day the headline on the front page of The NewYork Times said:
"Muslim Fundamentalist strangles dog to death in New York park. FBI
investigating possible link to Al-Qaeda"
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[gnomesmith]

Or from the financial pages:-

'Third world food consortium takes positive action to secure supplies for indiginous restaurant chain'.