A liability with a driving licence!!!!!!!!
A liability with a driving licence!!!!!!!!
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Marcos Maniac

Original Poster:

3,148 posts

281 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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FFS give up and take the BLOODY BUS!

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002480570,00.html

danger mouse

3,828 posts

281 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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I'm not gonna waste my time reading that!

What a Knob! On the other hand if was driving the cars in those pictures, I have the urge to kill them too.

Maybe he's not just careless....

... eer no, he is.

Turd

Mouse.

It's dicks like him that make my insurance stupid. Ban him!!!!!!!!!!!!

roadsweeper

3,789 posts

294 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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Jeeves, release the hounds.


danger mouse

3,828 posts

281 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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...and while I'm at it ( I'm enjoying this) WTF are the papers doing glamourising such a feckin' numbskull?!?!?

Seriuosly, I don't know why people buy this crap when there is so much actual, important and really scarey stuff in the world. Don't they know we are on the brink of war...and they buy this shit to fill their empty heads.

I'm sure there will be a MORY poll to find out who buys tabloids soon, which will be a thinnly veiled survey to identify potential cannonfodder for any up coming confilicts.

Might not do the gene pool any harm either.


Mouse.

: pantpantIdon'tknowwhatcameovermeooheermissus:

gnomesmith

2,458 posts

296 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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I used to know a chap who had been in some 40 write-offs both in UK and overseas none of which were ascribed to him.

He lost an arm and part of a leg but kept his NCB.

True to say that defensive driving was not an art he was familiar with!

roadsweeper

3,789 posts

294 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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Jeeves, forget the dogs. Pass danger mouse the pitchfork and stand clear!

danger mouse

3,828 posts

281 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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roadsweeper said: Jeeves, forget the dogs. Pass danger mouse the pitchfork and stand clear!


Imelda

793 posts

286 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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Go Danger Mouse!

Look what he did to that Capri!!

craigalsop

1,991 posts

288 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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How on earth does he get away with only £1000 insurance? If I was an insurance company I wouldn't touch him!

funkynige

9,651 posts

295 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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Craig’s rocky record means he has to pay £1,000 a year in insurance

wtf? £1000 is nothing - I got a quote for that much for a 1.0 Micra ffs and I haven't crashed my car once, or got any points on my licence.

If I find out who sets the insurance levels

CarZee

13,382 posts

287 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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craigalsop said: How on earth does he get away with only £1000 insurance? If I was an insurance company I wouldn't touch him!
If I was an insurance company.. I'd touch his wrists and ankles... with a 28lb sledge hammer

danger mouse

3,828 posts

281 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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I'd like to be able to say his insurance is still so low 'cos he's an old b4r$t4rd and he'll be dead soon!

But he's only 28. What's that about?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?

markda

836 posts

278 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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He is a complete wank3r, it's idiots like that who put my insurance up. I cannot believe his insurance is only 1k, they should take his licence away from him.

?Cars are my passion and I love being behind the wheel. But I?m a very unlucky driver ? or perhaps I?m not that good at it.?

No sh1t matey, if cars are your passion then I suggest you stop driving them.

Paceracing

729 posts

286 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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He looks like a geeky tosser. I'm sure he finds it all very funny at the moment. It's just a matter of time before he is back in The Sun for having killed some poor sod!

Jas.

tvradict

3,829 posts

294 months

Thursday 17th October 2002
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£1000!

30 Write Offs!

WTF?!?!

I'm paying that and I haven't even got points! HE'S GOT 9!!

Smell that son? Do you know what that is son?
No Sir!
Thats Napaalm son, I love the smell of Napaalm in the morning, it smells like stuart has just dropped a bomb on that geeks head!

jeff m

4,066 posts

278 months

Friday 18th October 2002
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His insurance is only a thousand because he probably hasn't written off thirty cars!
This is the Sun chaps

superflid

2,254 posts

285 months

Friday 18th October 2002
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Written by tossers, for tossers.............

Podie

46,646 posts

295 months

Friday 18th October 2002
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funkynige said:

Craig’s rocky record means he has to pay £1,000 a year in insurance

wtf? £1000 is nothing - I got a quote for that much for a 1.0 Micra ffs and I haven't crashed my car once, or got any points on my licence.

If I find out who sets the insurance levels



Agreed - I pay out my insurance every year and so far (touch wood) I've got no points or even had an accident.. seems we're subsidising this f**kwit!

“Cars are my passion and I love being behind the wheel. But I’m a very unlucky driver — or perhaps I’m not that good at it.” - no shit?

F*****g hate the way the media glamourises these numpties... like that stupid woman off "driving school"... GET THESE IDIOTS OFF THE ROADS!

pdv6

16,442 posts

281 months

Friday 18th October 2002
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£35k on 94 cars...

Let me see, that's er :countsfingers: ... carry the 1 ... take away the number you first thought of ...

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about £372 per car. How many of those 30 write-offs do you think he claimed for (or admitted to the insurance company)?

They've probably got him down as 10 years NCB!

{edited to add:} Numpty fcukwit! Should have his ignition fingers amputated...


>> Edited by pdv6 on Friday 18th October 09:27

philipmog

24 posts

278 months

Friday 18th October 2002
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If That's wot he's like now......just think wot he's gonna be like when he is 70 !!!