Counterfeit Rolls-Royces at the Moscow Victory Day Parade
Counterfeit Rolls-Royces at the Moscow Victory Day Parade
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georgeyboy12345

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4,664 posts

66 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Anyone know what these are? I’m assuming they are Chinese. Anyone have any more info on them?


Blackpuddin

19,555 posts

236 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Ah yes, that's the Hideous Monstrosity GLS, the aspirational vehicle of choice for the vodka-swigging, child-shooting Russian squaddie.

Zetec-S

6,950 posts

124 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Does Russia appreciate the irony, they are outspoken against "Western aggression", yet parade around in some cheap knockoffs desperately imitating an iconic western design... wobblenutssilly

Blackpuddin

19,555 posts

236 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Sophistication seems to be in short supply there.

so called

9,160 posts

240 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Is it radiation proof ?

fooman

1,298 posts

95 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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More like a 2010 Skoda

georgeyboy12345

Original Poster:

4,664 posts

66 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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thewarlock said:
Knew one of you would have the info! Very interesting, cheers! So it is actually Russian.

Numpty with honours

218 posts

114 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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From what I have read, and the fact that Porsche were involved in a JV on the engine it would be reasonable to assume it is a respectful offering

The interior would appear to be a serious attempt at getting it right, after all it will be used to carry around other heads of state who are we assume familiar with Rolls-Royce's offering and the Russian's would not want to look foolish

But there is something lacking and I cant articulate what it is

selwonk

2,143 posts

256 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Numpty with honours said:
But there is something lacking and I cant articulate what it is
Class?

shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

80 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Numpty with honours said:
…. the Russians would not want to look foolish

No they’d never do that hehe

Chunkychucky

6,094 posts

200 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Numpty with honours said:
...and the Russian's would not want to look foolish.
Sorry, but given the events of the past 6 months particularly this got me rofl

2xChevrons

4,711 posts

111 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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selwonk said:
Numpty with honours said:
But there is something lacking and I cant articulate what it is
Class?
Authenticity - which is often a strong factor in class/cool.

It's like a lot of the Soviet automotive products of the 1950s-1970s: they weren't designed 'organically' to fulfil an actual need, but were the result of political committees, industrial planners and members of the politburo decreeing that the Soviet Union must have cars like the West, to show that the USSR is just as good, if not better, and that communism can provide people with personal transport as well. So you get stuff like the GAZ-21, Moskvitch 402, ZAZ 965 and the Chaika which were fairly straightforward cribs of the 1952 Ford, Opel P1 Rekord, Fiat 600 and the 1956 Packard respectively. They aren't even bad cars, necessarily - the Moskvitch and Volga especially turned out to be very strong, reliable and versatile machines - but they were largely imitations of existing cars imposed from above, not created from below.

When the Soviet motor industry did approach things wholly domestically, identifying a need and designing to fulfill that need, they produced stuff like the Lada Niva, which is probably the only Soviet car to be in any way cool or classy. Because it is authentic, not an idea imported to meet a political quota and so people could be seen to be driving cars 'just like they have in America'.

It's the same with all the Rolls-Royce imitations. If you properly think about it, there's very little that's classy or cool about a Rolls-Royce - that ridiculous Parthenon of a radiator grille, the sheer size of the things, the naff bonnet mascot, the 'ooo, look at me' self-righting wheel hubs and that's without mentioning all the daft interior options like a headlining trimmed with stars and the opportunity to have your signature engraved into the dashboard. If the current Phantom had come out of Russia, China or India it would rightly be regarded as an awful nouveau-riche mess. But Rolls-Royce can get away with it because it's what Rolls-Royce does and what it has always done. It's true to itself, which makes the sheer ridiculous excess of the things not only acceptable but strangely likeable.

But it doesn't work when other manufacturers try and do the same thing, and when they decide that the product has to look enough like a Rolls-Royce to be recognised as 'a very expensive and large high-quality motor car' but not enough to be stung with copyright and trademark infringements.

Frankly, it's all been downhill for Russia and Rolls-Royce since the 1920s. They should be using these:


Filibuster

3,407 posts

246 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Looking at knock off luxury limousines for the patriotic despot, I must say I prefer the Hongqi L5 to the Aurus Senate.





Also a 4 door convertible is better suited for parade duties (the Ruskies seem to like it as well):


Pica-Pica

16,709 posts

115 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Chunkychucky said:
Numpty with honours said:
...and the Russian's would not want to look foolish.
Sorry, but given the events of the past 6 months particularly this got me rofl
Worth a parrot, is your response.

Dog Star

17,645 posts

199 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Filibuster said:
Looking at knock off luxury limousines for the patriotic despot, I must say I prefer the Hongqi L5 to the Aurus Senate.





Also a 4 door convertible is better suited for parade duties (the Ruskies seem to like it as well):

I actually rather like that.

As to the Aurus or whatever the RR knockoff not having any class, I'd say that neither has a RR, they're just vulgar. So no class, just crass.

Deranged Rover

4,706 posts

105 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Is it wrong that I find the front of the Russian "Rolls Royce" nicer looking than the real thing?!

Spleen

5,453 posts

152 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Didn't CHM TG do a dit on the Hongqi a while ago? Seem to recall it was vaguely amusing.

anonymous-user

85 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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No one has made a classy looking limo for years. I reckon those old Mercedes limos that generalissimos and banana republicans used to use are way cooler.

WIWs

491 posts

96 months

Monday 9th May 2022
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Deranged Rover said:
Is it wrong that I find the front of the Russian "Rolls Royce" nicer looking than the real thing?!
I'm a big fan of the interior in the Aurus, I think it looks much nicer than the Rolls Royce in the photos