RE: Jaguar X-Type V6 | Shed of the Week
RE: Jaguar X-Type V6 | Shed of the Week
Friday 27th May 2022

Jaguar X-Type V6 | Shed of the Week

The X-Type was meant to put Jaguar firmly back in the black. It didn't, but here's one for pennies - in black


Die-cast models. Did you have any? Shed did. He had loads of 1:45 scale (check the forum for the inevitable correction on that) Dinky and Corgi cars, all carefully hurled into a big cardboard box at the end of the playing day to generate that authentic used look. Wedged into one of the four kitchen cupboards his mum had the use of in their tiny council house, Shed thought his precious collection was safe, but a mere 38 years after he’d moved out she put the whole lot in the bin without telling him. How selfish.

Since that dark day Shed has often thought about starting a new collection, but knowing Mrs Shed’s capacity for getting the wrong end of the stick he’s too frightened of what might happen. Somebody from the village would barge into his workshop unannounced and report seeing him in there bent over a model. That would be lights out for Shed, so to be on the safe side he sticks with memories of wheeling his original collection around at nose-rubbing carpet level in the front room. His favourites were a pink and grey Chevy Impala, a red Ford Thunderbird and a black and grey Bentley Continental with jewel headlights and working steering if you pressed one corner harder than the other. 

He never had a Dinky or Corgi Jaguar X-Type though. The main reason for that was that neither firm existed when Jaguar launched the X-Type in 2001. Corgi had gone into liquidation in 1989, ten years after Dinky had closed its (presumably tiny) doors. Interestingly, or possibly boringly, pre-war die-cast model cars fell apart just like real-life Jags would become famous for doing. Instead of rust however the models got something called zinc pest which over time would cause them to crumble, fracture and shatter.

This week’s full-sized shed (at last!) had some grown-up steel corrosion affecting its brake pipes in the early to mid 2010s, followed by some equally manly sill rot in 2018. That was the biggest risk you took when buying one of these. The rest of our car’s publicly visible history is good. Somehow the chain-timed 2.5 V6 engine survived being run dry of oil in 2011, by which point it had done 66,000 miles. 48,000 miles and 11 years later it failed its last test on a bulging front tyre, too much play in a track rod ball joint and too much gunk on the headlight lenses. 

The retest was clean. This can be a Jaguar thing. Owners of more workaday cars will routinely only get the ‘do not drive’ and ‘repair immediately’ defects sorted out, leaving the advisories for another day, or ideally another owner, but Jaguars will often as not be 100 percent mended after an MOT test. It’s out of respect for the marque. Custodians want to do the right thing by them. That right thing can end up becoming a lot of right things, of course, but with just 3,000 miles covered since this X-Type’s last test you’d like to think there won’t be a long list of ailments to put right this August. 

To help with that, the vendor is promising a new MOT and a 3-month arts and labour warranty. Sorry, that should be parts and labour. When he first heard that phrase as a spotty youth Shed thought it meant you were covered for anyone giving birth in the back of your car. To avoid that messy possibility he made a point of never buying anything more spacious or accessible than a two-door A35 for the first ten years of his motoring life. The mental scars haven’t fully healed so he is going to pass on this X-Type, but with a full and clean ticket in the glovebox, all four wheels driving, nearly 200hp under your right foot and a manual gearbox to stir it all up with, there’s no reason why you should dismiss it. Even though the sills were done four years ago you’d be a mug not to check them again. Watch out for rust bubbling around the windows too. 

The X-Type was Jaguar’s 3 Series. Ford was obviously hoping that selling 100,000 of them a year would generate enough cash for Jaguar to be allowed to continue building ‘proper’ Jags. In reality 350,000 or so were made in the 8-year run from 2001 to 2009, which works out at fewer than 44,000 a year. Not a raging success then for the last Geoff Lawson-designed Jag, but this manual Sport in the desirable non-colour of black might well make you wonder why things didn’t pan out better for it. Aussie F1 ace Mark Webber liked it so much he let them make a Mark Webber Special Edition. Honest! Here it was in 2015. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN3cugGHn-8 Wonder if they sold that one? We’ll never know, but we do know that there was never a Dinky or Corgi version of it. 


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Tyre Smoke

Original Poster:

23,018 posts

292 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Yeah, I would have a punt at that. Much better than the shonky scrap Volvo.

Ideal Jaaaaag for tooling around in.

yme402

670 posts

133 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Getting better with age.
Yes I would have a punt on this even if it was to just say it shares engine and drivetrain components with the Mk2 Focus RS

neelyp

1,703 posts

242 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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yme402 said:
Getting better with age.
Yes I would have a punt on this even if it was to just say it shares engine and drivetrain components with the Mk2 Focus RS
You would, however, be talking ste.

Mysstree

547 posts

77 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Wasn’t all the talk in the village that Shed had a dinky one?

Double Fault

1,465 posts

294 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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I get one as a courtesy car from my indie. Builds speed nicely…..drinks like a fish!

MikeM6

6,088 posts

133 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Interesting option this week, I like it.

yme402 said:
Getting better with age.
Yes I would have a punt on this even if it was to just say it shares engine and drivetrain components with the Mk2 Focus RS
You could say that, but why would you? Last week's shed had more in common with the MK2 RS being a FWD with a Volvo 5 cylinder.

Howrare

322 posts

237 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Top shedding!

anonymous-user

85 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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What's going on with that steering wheel? Looks like the airbag has already deployed and someone's had a go at folding it all back up.

Rob 131 Sport

4,969 posts

83 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Interesting and good looking.

Back in the day I was looking to replace my E46 318i and test drove one as I loved the looks (it was a sporty one in Red), it was British and how could you not like a Jag.

I was unfortunately disappointed with the driving experience and headed back to the BMW showroom and bought a 2 year old 330i Sport in Imola Red, that was one of my favourite cars.

Chubbyross

5,012 posts

116 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Mysstree said:
Wasn’t all the talk in the village that Shed had a dinky one?
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XR

342 posts

82 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Shed had carpet to play on, and a real cardboard box to keep his toys in, what luxury!

I made do with oil cloth and one of my dad's old maggot bags.

Wren-went

1,067 posts

69 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Far better than the load of crap pile of ste Volvo last week god sell it I wouldn't had it on my conscience,
Looks to be a well looked after x-type not like alot of x-types of its age, my brother bought a 3/4year oldish 58 plate 2.2D sport 10years ago and in 3 years only problem was the Turbo going which if I'm right is a common problem with 155bhp 2.2diesel Ford motor, shame he got rid without telling me until he got his next car I quite fancied it.

£1500 with prices still outrageous this isn't a bad buy 1 owner what's not to like particularly if you want a Jag with Mondeo running costs .

V88Dicky

7,373 posts

214 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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I ran a 3.0 manual in Sovereign spec for three years and it was genuinely one of my favourite daily drivers to date.

With good quality all season tyres it got me through several spicy winters, never broke down and was really easy to do my own maintenance on.

Apparently it’s still going strong with well over 100k miles on it. Good car smile

Sandpit Steve

15,586 posts

105 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Coming to a funeral director’s near you soon!

Good shed this one.

apm142001

293 posts

120 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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OnTheBreadline said:
What's going on with that steering wheel? Looks like the airbag has already deployed and someone's had a go at folding it all back up.
I was wondering that - had been thinking it looks alright for the money up until that picture. Could be an Insurance Cat, as PH still don’t show that in their ads.

Neighbour had one exactly like this for a while, said it was thirsty yet not that fast. But have a feeling he did a lot of short journeys so it probably wasn’t at its best. Not really my thing but they’re so cheap they make some sense as a shed, excepting the chance of an unexpected punch in the face from the airbag in this particular one.

Portofino

5,400 posts

222 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Good shed, I think these are ageing well. 20 years old almost.

ddom

6,657 posts

79 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Horrible in every way. Maybe an estate version would have some redeeming features but this, thirsty, twee looking…

A Brexit SE. Just add chrome.

BeastieBoy73

828 posts

143 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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Despite approaching 50 I still consider myself too young to own/drive a Jaguar so it’s a no from me.

cerb4.5lee

45,208 posts

211 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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For some reason I'd rather have a Mondeo V6 Ghia X over this. However it is certainly a decent shed though I reckon.

dunnoreally

1,356 posts

139 months

Friday 27th May 2022
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I've been an ardent defender of the X since I bought a BRG 2.5 SE auto a few years back. Lot of comfort and acceptable acceleration and handling for basically bugger all money. PH didn't used to like them, so interesting yo see opinions turning. People I met IRL generally loved it.

1500 seems steep for one this comparatively leggy, but that's just today's market I guess.