Punny headlines for things that haven't happened

[evenflow]

The prime minister is soaked by a water pistol in Scotland:

Boris McSquirter

Francis Rossi goes on Bake Off:

Status Dough

Anymore...?

[Thin White Duke]

I remember the summer (2013) when Andy Murray was about to enter the Wimbledon final, Kate Middleton was due to give birth to George and Nelson Mandela was on his deathbed.

Someone on another forum asked what would happen if these things all occurred on the same day, what would the papers say?

The best reply I recall was (in the event of Murray losing): Andy flops, Kate drops, Nelson pops!

[shih tzu faced]

Ms Lumley spotted at a Jurassic themed male strippers show in Leeds

Joannasaurus Keks

[hammo19]

Russian President assassinated at Athletics Meet

Shot Putting