Codes you live your life by

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

I was inspired by another thread about somebody else's umbrella spoiling your view at a sporting event.

Do you have codes that you live your life by?

I do:

Always be on time
Try not to do something for yourself that's annoying to others
If you say you are going to do something, do it
Don't drop rubbish
Drink as much beer as you can

What are your codes of life

Oh yeah, another, enjoy your driving!

[Last Visit]

Dont make excessive noise, noise that you wouldn't like hearing from others (loud music, noisy kids etc).

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Last Visit said:

Dont make excessive noise, noise that you wouldn't like hearing from others (loud music, noisy kids etc).

Exactly, that fits into two above

[Pitre]

Say what you'll do, do what you say.
Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you.
Spend less than your income.
Don't hate.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Pitre said:

Say what you'll do, do what you say.
Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you.
Spend less than your income.
Don't hate.

[wildoliver]

If your gonna be dumb you better be tough.

Was never truer than today when a pair of cheap spring compressors collapsed under load.

[anonymous-user]

Wear a belt with jeans.
Put st away.
Don't stress.
Don't buy cheap shoes.

[phil y]

Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt.

[normalbloke]

A bottle in front of me, is better than a frontal lobotomy.

[2 GKC]

Never milk a cliche

[BrabusMog]

Treat people the way you expect to be treated.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

A thimble of evidence is worth more than an ocean of faith.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Some great stuff.

[the cueball]

Don't be a dick.

Don’t allow others to be a dick to weaker people.

Don’t ever tell anyone you’ve killed someone, or where the body is.

[aaron_2000]

Don't buy cheap meat or tyres

Don't recline your seat on a long haul flight with someone behind you

Don't fk someone else's girlfriend or wife

Most importantly, to quote Flowered Up - "Whatever you do, just make sure what you're doing makes you happy"

[Wacky Racer]

Don't fart in a lift when other people are in it.

[paddy1970]

Never answer to a negative reply to your post on PH.

Don't speak or reply to idiots.

Both of the actions above will infuriate them.

[anonymous-user]

Most of mine are on here already but i will add

Don’t bark if you can’t or won’t bite

[SlimJim16v]

Borrowed from someone else - "don't be a " *


*This bit is mine - unless they ask for it, then be as big a as you want.

[Monkeylegend]

Dont pist if you are posted.