Morris Minor - not as fun as I thought it would be
Morris Minor - not as fun as I thought it would be
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Bennet

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2,133 posts

152 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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I bought a very tidy Morris Minor around a year ago, which has since had £3000 spent bringing it up to scratch mechanically by a trusted specialist, and given the nod and a slap on the roof.

Having previously enjoyed 80s classics, I was expecting it to be everything that they are, only more so. I'm only 36, so I don't have much nostalgia for 1950s cars but I was hoping to enjoy it for the noise, mechanical engagement and overall driving experience.

Unfortunately I was wrong. Everything about it feels rough and reluctant and fragile even. It isn't much fun to tool around in. The driving position is awkward and the controls are very vague.

I was expecting it to be ste in a good way, but sadly it's mostly ste in a ste way. I'm not blaming it for being what it is, I'm just surprised that it's not more fun. On paper, it should be, and all the youtube retrospectives made driving them look like an absolute hoot.

Thankfully, my wife (who it was bought for primarily) adores the looks and the vibe, and isn't too bothered about anything else.

Just to be clear, I've no axe to grind. The point of the thread? Tell me I'm wrong, I suppose, and that 50s cars are brilliant - or tell me I'm right and the 80s are indeed the sweet spot. Interested to know what others think.

Deranged Rover

4,310 posts

95 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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I've only ever driven one 1950s-designed car and that was a Citroen DS21.

I absolutely adored it and was astonished that it felt just like a modern car to drive. The performance was fine, the gearchange light and precise, and the brakes better than many modern cars. Only the heat coming through the bulkhead and gently warming my feet, plus the faint ' old car oily smell' gave it away that it was older than me!

aeropilot

39,191 posts

248 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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Bennet said:
I bought a very tidy Morris Minor around a year ago, which has since had £3000 spent bringing it up to scratch mechanically by a trusted specialist, and given the nod and a slap on the roof.

Having previously enjoyed 80s classics, I was expecting it to be everything that they are, only more so. I'm only 36, so I don't have much nostalgia for 1950s cars but I was hoping to enjoy it for the noise, mechanical engagement and overall driving experience.

Unfortunately I was wrong. Everything about it feels rough and reluctant and fragile even. It isn't much fun to tool around in. The driving position is awkward and the controls are very vague.

I was expecting it to be ste in a good way, but sadly it's mostly ste in a ste way. I'm not blaming it for being what it is, I'm just surprised that it's not more fun. On paper, it should be, and all the youtube retrospectives made driving them look like an absolute hoot.

Thankfully, my wife (who it was bought for primarily) adores the looks and the vibe, and isn't too bothered about anything else.

Just to be clear, I've no axe to grind. The point of the thread? Tell me I'm wrong, I suppose, and that 50s cars are brilliant - or tell me I'm right and the 80s are indeed the sweet spot. Interested to know what others think.
You're not wrong.
You just had unrealistic expectations based on your age, and no previous experience of similar classics.
Expecting a 1950's car that was really designed in the late 40's, to drive like a 1980's car is somewhat naive.

Good job the missus likes it.
The driving experience can be very much improved on them, with suspension kist etc., but you don't say whether the 3k spent was on upgrades or just OEM spec repairs?



Bennet

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2,133 posts

152 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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All OEM spec parts.
Suspension, diff, some engine adjustments. (Can't quite remember without getting the bills out.) Disk brakes, as well.

It wasn't so much that I was expecting it to be "just like" an 80s car, but I think I was expecting that the older I went, the more basic, direct and mechanical everything would feel, and with even less refinement it would all add up to maximum involvement and more fun.

I don't hate the thing, and it is what it is.

Skyedriver

21,908 posts

303 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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Back in the late 1970's my Sister bought a Moggy 1000 as a first car.
I was used to MG Midgets an Hillman Imps. Was amazed at the amount of body roll in the thing as I nearly had it on it's side at the first tight left hander....
(As an aside, my Dad bought a VW Beetle 1300, couldn't believe the amount of understeer at the roundabout at the top of the street. I'm going right, I'm trying to go right, sod it, straight on....)

Riley Blue

22,807 posts

247 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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aeropilot said:
Bennet said:
I bought a very tidy Morris Minor around a year ago, which has since had £3000 spent bringing it up to scratch mechanically by a trusted specialist, and given the nod and a slap on the roof.

Having previously enjoyed 80s classics, I was expecting it to be everything that they are, only more so. I'm only 36, so I don't have much nostalgia for 1950s cars but I was hoping to enjoy it for the noise, mechanical engagement and overall driving experience.

Unfortunately I was wrong. Everything about it feels rough and reluctant and fragile even. It isn't much fun to tool around in. The driving position is awkward and the controls are very vague.

I was expecting it to be ste in a good way, but sadly it's mostly ste in a ste way. I'm not blaming it for being what it is, I'm just surprised that it's not more fun. On paper, it should be, and all the youtube retrospectives made driving them look like an absolute hoot.

Thankfully, my wife (who it was bought for primarily) adores the looks and the vibe, and isn't too bothered about anything else.

Just to be clear, I've no axe to grind. The point of the thread? Tell me I'm wrong, I suppose, and that 50s cars are brilliant - or tell me I'm right and the 80s are indeed the sweet spot. Interested to know what others think.
You're not wrong.
You just had unrealistic expectations based on your age, and no previous experience of similar classics.
Expecting a 1950's car that was really designed in the late 40's, to drive like a 1980's car is somewhat naive.

Good job the missus likes it.
The driving experience can be very much improved on them, with suspension kist etc., but you don't say whether the 3k spent was on upgrades or just OEM spec repairs?
Aeropilot pretty well sums up what I was thinking: until we know how the three grand was spent it's difficult whether your expectations were reasonable.

I've spent rather more than that on my Riley One-Point-Five (once touted as a successor to the MM) and it's nowhere near how an 80's car drives - nor would I want or expect it to be - for example, torsion bars, leaf springs and lever-arm dampers just aren't going to provide a comparable ride.


Bennet

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2,133 posts

152 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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Riley Blue said:
Aeropilot pretty well sums up what I was thinking: until we know how the three grand was spent it's difficult whether your expectations were reasonable.
The only reason for mentioning the £3k was to demonstrate that it's been to a specialist and put into (what I believe to be) good order. I'm told all is as it should be, and therefore I'm getting the bona fide Morris Minor experience. I was anticipating PHers telling me I to check X Y or Z, if I started a thread saying I didn't think it was that great to drive.

Doofus

32,569 posts

194 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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Bennet said:
The only reason for mentioning the £3k was to demonstrate that it's been to a specialist and put into (what I believe to be) good order. I'm told all is as it should be, and therefore I'm getting the bona fide Morris Minor experience. I was anticipating PHers telling me I to check X Y or Z, if I started a thread saying I didn't think it was that great to drive.
I've always been a huge classic fan, and even earned my living from them for a while. But there's a reason why a lot of (not exclusively) British cars of the 50s and 60s are referred to as 'porrige'. They were built to be accessible (cheap) in a time when the aspiration was just to own a car, not to own a better car.

In my experience people who enjoy things like MMs do so for the nostalgia and cameraderie, not for the dynamism. Bear in mind most owners of 'accessible' classics buy cars that had an impact on them when they were young because dad/neighbour/local businessmam had one.

Yertis

19,454 posts

287 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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You need to drive it more. If I've not driven my '60s classic for a bit, it feels crap until I've acclimatised (by driving it for a few hours), then it feels fine and is great. The more I drive it the better it gets. My '80s classic feels a bit plasticky and rattly until I've acclimatised, but in other respects is better than my modern car (Ie better ergonomics, easier to see out of etc). The simple fact is that cars of the '80s are a world apart from those of the '50s, but cars of the '80s not so much different from modern ones.

Our Moggie was a heap of junk, but great fun.

BertBert

20,746 posts

232 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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Bennet said:
The only reason for mentioning the £3k was to demonstrate that it's been to a specialist and put into (what I believe to be) good order. I'm told all is as it should be, and therefore I'm getting the bona fide Morris Minor experience. I was anticipating PHers telling me I to check X Y or Z, if I started a thread saying I didn't think it was that great to drive.
I think your wife has worked out the strong points! Driving experience and handling not being amongst them!
Should've bought an Elan!

Bobupndown

2,668 posts

64 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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I had a Minor and now have a 1963 Mk1 Mini. Driving it is pleasant, to me anyway, but compared to any modern car it is ste. Slow, uncomfortable, noisy, draughty, poor heater, poor headlights. But on a sunny summer's day fabulous. Realistic expectations of a car from a different time.

Ozzer2006

120 posts

62 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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Doofus said:
Bennet said:
The only reason for mentioning the £3k was to demonstrate that it's been to a specialist and put into (what I believe to be) good order. I'm told all is as it should be, and therefore I'm getting the bona fide Morris Minor experience. I was anticipating PHers telling me I to check X Y or Z, if I started a thread saying I didn't think it was that great to drive.
I've always been a huge classic fan, and even earned my living from them for a while. But there's a reason why a lot of (not exclusively) British cars of the 50s and 60s are referred to as 'porrige'. They were built to be accessible (cheap) in a time when the aspiration was just to own a car, not to own a better car.

In my experience people who enjoy things like MMs do so for the nostalgia and cameraderie, not for the dynamism. Bear in mind most owners of 'accessible' classics buy cars that had an impact on them when they were young because dad/neighbour/local businessmam had one.
I think that sums it up perfectly.

badhuis

103 posts

150 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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"You need to drive it more. If I've not driven my '60s classic for a bit, it feels crap until I've acclimatised (by driving it for a few hours), then it feels fine and is great. The more I drive it the better it gets."

Exactly that. I have owned my 60s classic for 20+ years but the last years it was parked in a shed because. When I pulled it out a few weeks ago to go to a classic meeting I thought I am going to sell it. It feld old, and shimmy, and I was afraid to use it hard. Then later on the day after a big long ride I began enjoying it again and know why I will NOT sell it. Since then I have been using it as much as possible (leaving the modern parked), every time with a big smile on my face. Not afraid to throw it in the corners again and make full use of the revs. It then feel quite quick but I know objectively this is not the case - any cheap modern car can run rings around it. But without the fun!
Car is a Hillman Imp by the way smile

GoodOlBoy

607 posts

124 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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Yertis said:
You need to drive it more. If I've not driven my '60s classic for a bit, it feels crap until I've acclimatised (by driving it for a few hours), then it feels fine and is great. The more I drive it the better it gets. My '80s classic feels a bit plasticky and rattly until I've acclimatised, but in other respects is better than my modern car (Ie better ergonomics, easier to see out of etc). The simple fact is that cars of the '80s are a world apart from those of the '50s, but cars of the '80s not so much different from modern ones.

Our Moggie was a heap of junk, but great fun.
Exactly as how I see things.

You need to adopt your driving style considerably when jumping from a modern car into a 50's 60's classic. After some time it becomes second nature and much more enjoyable.

Unsurprisingly 1980's cars feel more similar to modern cars, which is one reason I don't find them particularly appealing. They're not different enough.


Dogwatch

6,354 posts

243 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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Doofus said:
But there's a reason why a lot of (not exclusively) British cars of the 50s and 60s are referred to as 'porrige'. They were built to be accessible (cheap) in a time when the aspiration was just to own a car, not to own a better car.

In my experience people who enjoy things like MMs do so for the nostalgia and cameraderie, not for the dynamism. Bear in mind most owners of 'accessible' classics buy cars that had an impact on them when they were young because dad/neighbour/local businessmam had one.
This absolutely. They were a step up from push bikes, motorcycle combinations or three-wheelers. Getting from A to B was the priority.

Flying Phil

1,701 posts

166 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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I have driven three Morris Minors of various ages and they were all different on the road in terms of comfort and "drivability". The later 1098 one was almost enjoyable, the "split screen" was an "acquired" taste and the convertible was sedate....but nice in the sunshine.

T70RPM

496 posts

257 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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Bennet said:
I bought a very tidy Morris Minor around a year ago, which has since had £3000 spent bringing it up to scratch mechanically by a trusted specialist, and given the nod and a slap on the roof.

Having previously enjoyed 80s classics, I was expecting it to be everything that they are, only more so. I'm only 36, so I don't have much nostalgia for 1950s cars but I was hoping to enjoy it for the noise, mechanical engagement and overall driving experience.

Unfortunately I was wrong. Everything about it feels rough and reluctant and fragile even. It isn't much fun to tool around in. The driving position is awkward and the controls are very vague.

I was expecting it to be ste in a good way, but sadly it's mostly ste in a ste way. I'm not blaming it for being what it is, I'm just surprised that it's not more fun. On paper, it should be, and all the youtube retrospectives made driving them look like an absolute hoot.

Thankfully, my wife (who it was bought for primarily) adores the looks and the vibe, and isn't too bothered about anything else.

Just to be clear, I've no axe to grind. The point of the thread? Tell me I'm wrong, I suppose, and that 50s cars are brilliant - or tell me I'm right and the 80s are indeed the sweet spot. Interested to know what others think.
What a fanastic review. I laughed out loud reading this. Yes, they are a bit of a shock. You have to drive them 100% of the time, set your expectations accordingly and compensate continually for what doesn't work properly.
Nostalgia, for when cars were ' ste ' really helps...! Glad your wife likes it..!

CrgT16

2,393 posts

129 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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I still enjoy driving my dads old Pug 205 Junior. It just works, simple underpowered but actually ok to drive.

Small cars the French seem to do well. Appreciate OT as the 205 is a modern car compared to the car on the OP

stang65

483 posts

158 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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My father has a late Minor with a few mods (discs, telescopic shocks, front anti-roll bar, etc.) but no major changes. I find it an absolute hoot to drive, it's certainly easier to drive than my '65 Mustang, and probably more fun.

What is it you don't like about it? I would say try a few un-intrusive mods to sharpen it up a little without changing the character of it. As older cars were more basic small mods have a bigger effect.

As to '80s cars being the high-point...I had an XR3i cabriolet which I sold 3 years ago (never had one in the day but had one for a few years as a classic). The Minor had better steering, the gearchange was better, parts availability was better, better economy, it didn't give much away in comfort, etc. I liked the XR3i but am not blinkered enough to think '80s cars are better as classics. '80s cars are generally easier to live with but applying that logic gets you straight back to buying a brand new car. If you're comparing an '80s BMW M3 to a Minor then maybe a '50s Lancia or Alfa might have been a better bet?

aeropilot

39,191 posts

248 months

Friday 22nd July 2022
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GoodOlBoy said:
Yertis said:
You need to drive it more. If I've not driven my '60s classic for a bit, it feels crap until I've acclimatised (by driving it for a few hours), then it feels fine and is great. The more I drive it the better it gets. My '80s classic feels a bit plasticky and rattly until I've acclimatised, but in other respects is better than my modern car (Ie better ergonomics, easier to see out of etc). The simple fact is that cars of the '80s are a world apart from those of the '50s, but cars of the '80s not so much different from modern ones.

Our Moggie was a heap of junk, but great fun.
Exactly as how I see things.

You need to adopt your driving style considerably when jumping from a modern car into a 50's 60's classic. After some time it becomes second nature and much more enjoyable.

Unsurprisingly 1980's cars feel more similar to modern cars, which is one reason I don't find them particularly appealing. They're not different enough.
Yep.
Back in the late 90's and into the 2000's I used spend time driving a lot of wartime military vehicles, Jeeps and 6x6 lorries and such like, including pre-war motorcycles.........and it was the massive difference to anything then new that made it fun, having to adapt driving techniques pretty alien to most stuff then about.

OP needs to persevere with it, and try not to compare with anything else. Remove modern brain when turning key and insert a 1950's or 60's version of your brain, and enjoy.