Sunday Mornings
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LankyFreak

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873 posts

57 months

Monday 25th July 2022
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After a grim situation yesterday (waking up in someone else's over occupied bed with nothing but a damp t-shirt, a feeling of guilt, and a splitting headache) I had plenty of time to think about how people must've had worse than this.

Now, I know you lot are all old and dull, but you didn't used to be hehe

So please, has anyone had a particularly st Sunday morning after a Saturday on the sauce?

if this has been done before someone post the link

so called

9,160 posts

238 months

Monday 25th July 2022
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Memories, or lack of them.
One or two where I've woken up in London after a night out in Chester and slept through my station on the train.

Probably the best/ worst was in Sacramento.
Over on business, showering Sunday morning and realized the left side of my body was completely numb.
Went down for breakfast and the Waitress commented on me looking ill.
Queue me going for fresh air, followed by the hotel manager, who upon hearing of my numbness, dialled 911 and had me rushed to hospital.

5 hours later after 6 blood tests, ECG and MRA brain scan, all the result gave me the all clear.
A friend collected me from the hospital, we went for dinner before he dropped me back at my hotel.

I went straight into the bar and the bar guy asked me how my day had been.
His response to the hospital trip was, "I'm not surprised, you drank four bottles of red wine last night !!!

Hospital Bill arrived 9 months later via a Swiss office - $5000,-


Edited by so called on Monday 25th July 16:15

ARHarh

4,892 posts

136 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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Depressing one many years ago. Woke up in a strange bed, she woke up, looked at me and said "oh no, I didn't did I"

Douglas Quaid

2,638 posts

114 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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I once woke up naked in a strange bed, got up and had no idea where I was and it didn’t get clearer once I got up and wandered about. I checked a few rooms and eventually found a naked girl in one. I had gone home with her, must’ve got up in the night to drain my bladder, then got into her housemates bed who wasn’t in at the time and slept the rest of the night in there. No memory of doing it. Thankfully no housemate/housemates boyfriend.

I do remember thinking ‘where the fk am I’ but usually after a minute it starts to come back to you and this time it didn’t at all.

I’m sure I’ve had many others but that’s the first to jump to mind.

Skyedriver

23,355 posts

311 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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Reminds me of a Benny Hill sketch - wakes up in a strange room/bed and says "this isn't my room, where's Teddy?"

p1doc

3,776 posts

213 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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Skyedriver said:
Reminds me of a Benny Hill sketch - wakes up in a strange room/bed and says "this isn't my room, where's Teddy?"
now that shows how old you are lol

R56Cooper

2,533 posts

252 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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LankyFreak said:
After a grim situation yesterday (waking up in someone else's over occupied bed with nothing but a damp t-shirt, a feeling of guilt, and a splitting headache) I had plenty of time to think about how people must've had worse than this.

Now, I know you lot are all old and dull, but you didn't used to be hehe

So please, has anyone had a particularly st Sunday morning after a Saturday on the sauce?

if this has been done before someone post the link
Over occupied bed?

We need more details!


airsafari87

3,300 posts

211 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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LankyFreak said:
After a grim situation yesterday (waking up in someone else's over occupied bed with nothing but a damp t-shirt, a feeling of guilt, and a splitting headache) I had plenty of time to think about how people must've had worse than this.

Now, I know you lot are all old and dull, but you didn't used to be hehe

So please, has anyone had a particularly st Sunday morning after a Saturday on the sauce?

if this has been done before someone post the link
Corrected the thread titled
‘Just had my first ever bukkake’

LankyFreak

Original Poster:

873 posts

57 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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R56Cooper said:
Over occupied bed?

We need more details!
Without giving up too much detail; I woke up with two lovely ladies in the bed with me, a strong smell of beer and ermmm... Sunday morning scent filling the air.

I then got kicked out and had to wait 3 hours for the bus biggrin


LankyFreak

Original Poster:

873 posts

57 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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airsafari87 said:
Corrected the thread titled
‘Just had my first ever bukkake’
Hahaha, that'll explain my sticky face... and sore rear end.

sinbaddio

2,842 posts

205 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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I woke up early one Sunday morning after a 14 hour session. As I opened my eyes all I could start to see were beautiful flowers and leaves, and the sound of birds tweeting.

'st', I thought 'Properly overdone it this time. As I came to my senses it transpired I'd passed out under a bush across the road from the pub

R56Cooper

2,533 posts

252 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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LankyFreak said:
R56Cooper said:
Over occupied bed?

We need more details!
Without giving up too much detail; I woke up with two lovely ladies in the bed with me, a strong smell of beer and ermmm... Sunday morning scent filling the air.

I then got kicked out and had to wait 3 hours for the bus biggrin
Chapeau young man!

geeks

11,608 posts

168 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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LankyFreak said:
R56Cooper said:
Over occupied bed?

We need more details!
Without giving up too much detail; I woke up with two lovely ladies in the bed with me, a strong smell of beer and ermmm... Sunday morning scent filling the air.

I then got kicked out and had to wait 3 hours for the bus biggrin
Worst "I've had a threesome" post ever hehe

CharlesdeGaulle

26,882 posts

209 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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R56Cooper said:
LankyFreak said:
R56Cooper said:
Over occupied bed?

We need more details!
Without giving up too much detail; I woke up with two lovely ladies in the bed with me, a strong smell of beer and ermmm... Sunday morning scent filling the air.

I then got kicked out and had to wait 3 hours for the bus biggrin
Chapeau young man!
Do we know that Lanky Freak is a bloke?

LankyFreak

Original Poster:

873 posts

57 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Do we know that Lanky Freak is a bloke?
Can confirm I am a bloke

LankyFreak

Original Poster:

873 posts

57 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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geeks said:
LankyFreak said:
R56Cooper said:
Over occupied bed?

We need more details!
Without giving up too much detail; I woke up with two lovely ladies in the bed with me, a strong smell of beer and ermmm... Sunday morning scent filling the air.

I then got kicked out and had to wait 3 hours for the bus biggrin
Worst "I've had a threesome" post ever hehe
st post is better (for my ego) than no post biggrin

Zoon

7,304 posts

150 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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so called said:
His response to the hospital trip was, "I'm not surprised, you drank four bottles of red wine last night !!!
Four bottles! Is that a lot?

Sway

35,059 posts

223 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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Once woke up on a bench in Cowes high Street in the middle of summer. Had had enough that I didn't wake up until 11am. It was 'busy'.

That was 'interesting', as I had no clue where mate I was staying with lived!

Also had the obligatory waking up with arm under someone who can only be classified as 'dingo ugly'. Trying to extract myself without waking them was always a tense experience.

pavarotti1980

6,325 posts

113 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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Yep this weekend. Had a sociable alcohol fuelled round of golf and then a lot of beer and wine afterwards.

Woke up on Sunday morning and turned over bleary eyed and feeling rough as a badgers arse and discovered the wife lying next to me. Ah well I have never did have much luck

LankyFreak

Original Poster:

873 posts

57 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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pavarotti1980 said:
Yep this weekend. Had a sociable alcohol fuelled round of golf and then a lot of beer and wine afterwards.

Woke up on Sunday morning and turned over bleary eyed and feeling rough as a badgers arse and discovered the wife lying next to me. Ah well I have never did have much luck
hehe