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shadytree

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8,291 posts

278 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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Following on from the Yuk! Milk gone off!
Time for a History Today thread :D

Rich, You know that bald bloke who used to do the swimming?


That's you that is !





[small]sorry still makes me laugh. Just getting me coat[/small]
:paperbag:

slinky

15,704 posts

278 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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You know that spit on the floor....

that's your swimming pool that is...

Taxi!!

slinky

Ahonen

5,032 posts

308 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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slinky said:
You know that spit on the floor....

that's your swimming pool that is...


Classic telly.

theexcession

11,669 posts

279 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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slinky said:
Taxi!!

See you in the back of that Taxi? That's you pretending to be Michael Schumacher that is.

slinky

15,704 posts

278 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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M Kahn is bent..

I thank you...

rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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'you know those tins, with a picture of a cow on the top,what play a noise, like a cow, when you open them?

'I am aware of the novelty objects,


thats your hi-fi, that is,

Thats, your state-of-the-art hitachi, that is

slinky

15,704 posts

278 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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Got to download me some of that!

slinky

You know charles babage..

I'm aware of the gentleman..

You know his computer

I have heard rumour of such a device..

That's your PDA that is...

>> Edited by slinky on Tuesday 9th August 23:01

puggit

49,800 posts

277 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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www.angelfire.com/ok/marywhitehouse/mkahn.html

unofficial MWE said:
While studying criminal law, I think I found the answer to M khan being bent:-

DPP v Camplin [1978] A.C. 705 (House of Lords)
Lord Diplock:
"Camplin, who was 15 years of age, killed a middle-aged Pakistani, Mohammed Lal Khan, by splitting his skull with a chapati pan...At the time the two of them were alone together in Khan's flat...According to the story that he had told...Khan had buggered him in spite of his resistance and had then laughed at him. Whereupon Camplin had lost his self-control and attacked Khan fatally with the chapati pan..."

Not so much M Khan is still bent, as M Khan is dead, methinks.

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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rich 36 said:
'you know those tins, with a picture of a cow on the top,what play a noise, like a cow, when you open them?

'I am aware of the novelty objects,


thats your hi-fi, that is,

Thats, your state-of-the-art hitachi, that is


Comedy genius!

shadytree

Original Poster:

8,291 posts

278 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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quality

slinky

15,704 posts

278 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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As an aside, saw Rob Newman doing standup at a little comedy club I used to be involved in a few years back..

Good god he was crap on his own!.. it was his first gig of his comeback tour and he died on his arse!!!

Really need to see some live comedy again soon!

slinky

theexcession

11,669 posts

279 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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puggit said:
www.angelfire.com/ok/marywhitehouse/mkahn.html


unofficial MWE said:
While studying criminal law, I think I found the answer to M khan being bent:-

DPP v Camplin [1978] A.C. 705 (House of Lords)
Lord Diplock:
"Camplin, who was 15 years of age, killed a middle-aged Pakistani, Mohammed Lal Khan, by splitting his skull with a chapati pan...At the time the two of them were alone together in Khan's flat...According to the story that he had told...Khan had buggered him in spite of his resistance and had then laughed at him. Whereupon Camplin had lost his self-control and attacked Khan fatally with the chapati pan..."

Not so much M Khan is still bent, as M Khan is dead, methinks.



See that person using google with one blind finger and no eyes?

I am aware of such deformity.

That's you that is.

M Kahn is bent said:
'M. KAHN IS BENT' was, until recently, painted in very large white letters on a railway bridge that crosses the North Circular road in London between Crouch End and East Finchley (Just by the gasworks).
It had been there for over ten years, unmissable by every single car travelling in a westward directionon the North Circular, which, bearing in mind that approximately 300,000 cars containing an average of 2.7 people pass under that bridge every day, would indicate that, over the course of time, the fact of M. Kahn's bent-ness may have been impressed on 2,956,500,000 people, or round about five times the population of Europe.
This kind of majority opinion must have made it very difficult for M. Kahn to dispute.

Many things, however, remain unexplained. Considering the scale of the insult, why did the man who painted it choose to use the polite form 'M. Kahn' - as if he was writing a letter to his bank manager? Perhaps he didn't know Mr Kahn's first name (Micheal? Monty?), in which case he can't have known him very well - in which case it seems a bit much to go and paint definitive statements about his sexual orientation ten feet high on the North Circular.
And perhaps even more intriguing, why was M.Kahn himself (Morris? Matt?), no doubt a resident of the Funchley area and well able to contact the local borough council, content to leave the message there for over a decade? Is it possible that he wrote it himself? Which would suggest that the graffiti was not in fact an insult, but the biggest sex-advert in the world. Perhaps we'll never know.

Whatever it was that persuaded the council finally to paint over 'M. KAHN IS BENT', The Mary Whitehouse Experience is prepared to offer a large sum of money to any person or persons prepared to go back to the bridge, under cover of darkness, and paint on it the words 'M. KAHN IS STILL BENT'

rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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As an act 'history today' was a one of.

the chilled out painter

not as popular.
but for me,

far better was 'Ray' whose inability to communicate in anything less, than total irony, even at the deathbed of his Father
'oh boo hoo, and i had so much more to talk about, now your dead'
Priceless

slinky

15,704 posts

278 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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theexcession said:

lots of stuff


Good Googleage sir!

slinky

slinky

15,704 posts

278 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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btw, the thought of that.. turns ... me ... on...

theexcession

11,669 posts

279 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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slinky said:

theexcession said:

lots of stuff



Good Googleage sir!

slinky

Shall we just say 'Jumpers for goal posts?'?

benyeats

12,159 posts

259 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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Ah the Mary Whitehouse encyclopedia, I have a copy right here signed by Punt and Dennis no less

Ben

Ahonen

5,032 posts

308 months

Tuesday 9th August 2005
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rich 36 said:

far better was 'Ray' whose inability to communicate in anything less, than total irony, even at the deathbed of his Father
'oh boo hoo, and i had so much more to talk about, now your dead'
Priceless


Ah yes, him. The only time he wasn't sarcastic was when he woke up one day and discovered he could speak fluent Flemish, but eventually he was speaking Flemish with a sarcastic tone.

Jarvis was just brilliant.

rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Ah yes, him. The only time he wasn't sarcastic was when he woke up one day and discovered he could speak fluent Flemish, but eventually he was speaking Flemish with a sarcastic tone.

I remember that now you've jogged the memory

'Ohhhh-Wowww, that is to funny, my sides are splitting'
'no really'

rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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'Oh boo, hoooo, hoooo.
My life is so crap'