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lady topaz

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3,855 posts

283 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Why does my favourite tipple vary so much from pub to pub?
My local rough and ready pub serves Stella like nectar of the gods, ice cold, loads of bubbles and what a taste. In contrast the trendy bar near where I work serves Stella like Satans own p**s.
Now the trndy bar sells a lot of Stella and cleans the pipes regularly. In fairness even they admit it isn't up to scratch but don't know why.

I have a theory, could it have anything to do with the length of the pipe from tap to barrel? If there is a very long run then surely you will be getting one from in the pipe each time, rather than a short run which will provide a fresher pint.

Any other theories or actual reason for the difference? And yes the pipes are cleaned and flushed very thoroughly, so no chemical residue.

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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One of the reasons why if I'm drinking lager, 99% of the time I'll go with bottled instead of draught. I swear to God that some pubs in London must have a single barrel hooked up to all their draught taps!

minornut

1,049 posts

266 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Stella Actatt is satan's own p*ss no matter how well kept it is IMHO

If the line from the barrel/cooler is long it is likely to affect the taste as not only will it warm up sitting there it will deposit residues.

If the lines are not particularly new it won't matter how thoroughly they are cleaned there will always be some crap stuck to them that will ruin your pint.

HTH

406

3,636 posts

282 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Ah, Stella AKA Wife Beater.

trickywoo

14,166 posts

259 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Budvar is the thinking mans lager choice, knocks stella into a cocked hat.

neil_cardiff

17,113 posts

293 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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406 said:
Ah, Stella AKA Wife Beater.


Known by no other name in my social circle

dick dastardly

8,326 posts

292 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Otherwise known as Stella 'ard tw@t, cos anybody who drinks it goes round starting fights

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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You'll be drinking Black Sheep up here next week Di and you'll bloody well like it.

Lager is for soft southern pansies.

L100NYY

36,767 posts

272 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Stella is only beaten by Corona in my humble opinion.


Although by 22:00 on a friday night anything alcoholic tastes good!

UKBob

16,277 posts

294 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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dick dastardly said:
Otherwise known as Stella 'ard tw@t, cos anybody who drinks it goes round starting fights
Its uncool imho. Not the fighting mind ...the stella Its a kids drink, basically.

telecat

8,528 posts

270 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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One sip of Stella and I Pu£e. The stuff really disagrees with me.

lady topaz

Original Poster:

3,855 posts

283 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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unrepentant said:
You'll be shagging Black Sheep up here next week Di and you'll bloody well like it.

Llamas are for soft southern pansies.





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Graham

16,381 posts

313 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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I find that I can drink bottled stella drink: until the sun comes up the following morning and the following day im feeling fine ( a touch embarassed possible )...however if i drink draft 5-6 pints makes me feel like sh1t the following day...

I've also leant to check where the bottled and canned stuff is brewed.. the uk stuff is nasty..

we even did a blind taste test the other day and everyone identified which was which,

lady topaz

Original Poster:

3,855 posts

283 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Really, I didnt ask who likes the damn stuff, just why it varies.

Podie

46,649 posts

304 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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lady topaz said:
Why does my favourite tipple vary so much from pub to pub?
My local rough and ready pub serves Stella like nectar of the gods, ice cold, loads of bubbles and what a taste. In contrast the trendy bar near where I work serves Stella like Satans own p**s.
Now the trndy bar sells a lot of Stella and cleans the pipes regularly. In fairness even they admit it isn't up to scratch but don't know why.

I have a theory, could it have anything to do with the length of the pipe from tap to barrel? If there is a very long run then surely you will be getting one from in the pipe each time, rather than a short run which will provide a fresher pint.

Any other theories or actual reason for the difference? And yes the pipes are cleaned and flushed very thoroughly, so no chemical residue.


It's all to do with the way it is kept, and the mixture of gas etc at the pump (well, dispenser). If it's tasting like Satan's piss then they've got the mixture wrong - plan and simple.

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Podie said:

It's all to do with the way it is kept, and the mixture of gas etc at the pump (well, dispenser). If it's tasting like Satan's piss then they've got the mixture wrong - plan and simple.



There's your answer.

If you insist on drinking carbonated rat pizzle ensure the bar gets the gas pressure right. Says a lot about cooking lager when the most important elements is CO2

Belguim work mate of mine says they treat stella the same way we treat Skol.....

Podie

46,649 posts

304 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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MilnerR said:

.... Skol.....


Great, smashing, super...



CupraR

676 posts

258 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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L100NYY said:
Stella is only beaten by Corona in my humble opinion.
Hmmmm, Corona ...

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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lady topaz said:

unrepentant said:
You'll be shagging Black Sheep up here next week Di and you'll bloody well like it.

Llamas are for soft southern pansies.






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When in Rome...............

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Wednesday 10th August 2005
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Podie said:

MilnerR said:

.... Skol.....



Great, smashing, super...





Sorry for going off topic but...

Reminds me of the best Bullseye quote ever -

Jim Bowen: What do you do for living?
Contestant: I'm unemployed Jim.
Jim Bowen: Great, smashing, super...