Business name

[anonymous-user]

Looking for a consensus here over the choice of name, or the ending.

So for example if the first part was donkey, would you have donkey performance or donkey management?


I think performance sounds more enthusiastic and management more serious.

What say you PH please vote on your preferred word. Performance or management.

Edited to hopefully keep the thread on track.

Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 11th August 18:30

[Sporky]

Monkey.

Donkey Monkey sounds like a planet inhabited by superhero and supervillain soft toys.

Or a game in which the two players shout "DONKEY!" and "Monkey!" at each other until someone wins.

Either is definitely BETTER.

Edited by Sporky on Thursday 11th August 18:31

[Eric Mc]

If you are going for clichés, surely you must include “solution” somewhere in the name.

[dundarach]

Beyond Donkey

Solution - Management - Innovation

Solving your all your donkey performance needs

[anonymous-user]

That was fast.

Can we just stick to do you prefer management or performance as a word. ....please

[Funk]

Perforgement.

[dundarach]

Performent Donkey

Performance + Management

Or just

Performent the smell of success

(either option sounds like something from the apprentice, are you stuck with just those?)

dammit funk, whilst I was procrastinating, I was beaten to it!!!

[anonymous-user]

Funk said:

Perforgement.

[Sporky]

Donkey Efflorescence
HAPPY FUNTIME DONKEY POWERFORMANCE HYPERTEAM GO!

[Doofus]

To be serious for a moment, why do you need either word? Donkey Performance and Donkey Management sound, to me, a bit amateurish - a middle-aged ex-middle manager working out of a desk in his converted garage.

Company name
Strapline


Donkeybobs
Managing performance through ameliorated leveraging solutions

[Doofus]

Also, to be serious again, 'performance' and 'management' mean different things. What do you actually do?

[grumbledoak]

I think it matters whether the business is actually involved in performance improvements or products, or management services. Otherwise it's all a bit arbitrary. At which point you might as well call it "Donkey Monkey" - no-one is going to forget that, and your logo draws itself.

[Monkeylegend]

Performance Management.

Obvious really and I am only a monkey.

[Sporky]

grumbledoak said:

I think it matters whether the business is actually involved in performance improvements or products, or management services. Otherwise it's all a bit arbitrary. At which point you might as well call it "Donkey Monkey" - no-one is going to forget that, and your logo draws itself.

Though I think I still own the domain name.

[WonkeyDonkey]

Donkey Synergies

[robemcdonald]

Donkey fker

[vaud]

Ass performance

[MaxFromage]

Ultraviolet Donkey Punch

[Ham_and_Jam]

Wonkey Donkey

[mmm-five]

Donkey Dick Dave's Performance Enhancements

...works better than...

Donkey Dick Dave's Management Enhancements


But my opinion is both of your offerings are equally wk...and this comes from someone who's spent 30+ years working in the (newspeak) management consultancy, business process improvement, organisational change environments.

Edited by mmm-five on Thursday 11th August 20:24