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Pistonheads translated to Redneckian... plus you can do others. Might be a repost, ut frankly, I don't care!
>> Edited by andy mac on Sunday 14th August 04:01
Pistonheads translated to Redneckian... plus you can do others. Might be a repost, ut frankly, I don't care!
>> Edited by andy mac on Sunday 14th August 04:01
Or translate this page.
Pistonhaids translated t'Redneckian, as enny fool kin plainly see... plus yo' kin does others. Might be a repost, ut frankly, ah doesn't care!
or taken from the pop and banging engine thread
Does ennyone knows if thar is enny other ingines (other than th' cerbera AJP V8) which pops an' bang massively?
>> Edited by scared but happy on Sunday 14th August 15:22
Pistonhaids translated t'Redneckian, as enny fool kin plainly see... plus yo' kin does others. Might be a repost, ut frankly, ah doesn't care!
or taken from the pop and banging engine thread
Does ennyone knows if thar is enny other ingines (other than th' cerbera AJP V8) which pops an' bang massively?
>> Edited by scared but happy on Sunday 14th August 15:22
Redneck Cricket.... 16:08 and 16:14 are particulalrly good
LATEST ACTION (all times BST):
1622: Attenshun turns t'Vaughan on th' balcony t'determine when th' declareeshun will come. Strauss is clearly lookin' t'push thin's on rapidly an' takes two t'th' hapless Gillespie at fine leg, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells!
1618: Warne's attempps t'slow thin's down is met wif derishun by th' crowd, but th' showman is far fum perturbed, an' plays up t'them by corntinuin' t'polish th' ball instead of bowl it.
1615: Th' next ball goes th' same way wif t'other exquisitely timed, authentic stroke as Bell moves t'36, th' Aestralians chattin' in small groups t'try t'devise their next move.
1614: Bell picks a slightly slower fum McGrath an' dispatches it right purdyly through mid-off an'away t'th' boun'ary.
1613: McGrath returns an' fo'ces Bell into an inside edge which flies past th' stumps t'fine leg, whar Hodge delights th' crowd by slippin' onto his backside, an' allers th' batsmen t'crost fo' two.
1608: Bell thoomps one jest on over McGrath at mid-on an' picks up four mo'e, th' lead now on over 300, as Warne curses his luck. Shet mah mouth!
1607: Sensin' th' urjuncy, Bell dances down th' wicket t'Warne but misses th' ball as it spins sharply outta th' rough, Gilchrist misses th' stumpin' chance an' it is given as four runs t'th' batsman, as enny fool kin plainly see.
1603: Bell corntinues in o'thodox fashion but finds th' gap neatly off th' back foot an' picks up three, reco'din' th' 150.
1602: A no-ball an' a misfield brin's mo'e welcome runs t'Englan', Strauss movin' t'73 which is his highess sco'e of th' summer.
1601: Strauss gits back on strike an' thoomps one on over th' top as Gillespie strays agin, thar is sevahal min on th' boun'ary but th' ball races t'th' fence.
1559: Unfo'tunately fo' Englan', who is surely seekin' quick runs, Bell squeezes a sin'le off th' last ball fum Warne, agin tyin' him up fum roun' th' wicket, an' keeps th' strike. Th' number four has taken 47 balls fo' his 11.
1555: Bell is unable t'quicken th' sco'in', an' is almost undone by a fine one fum Gillespie, which darts back in an' narrowly misses th' timbers, expertly taken by Gilchrist divin' t'his lef'.
1547: Bell is finally able t'git away fum Warne by pushin' a sho't one fo' a sin'le into th' leg side.
1543: Gillespie's problems excalate wif an official warnin' fo' runnin' on th' danger area, follered by a misfield on th' boun'ary fum Jestin Langer thet allers Strauss t'return fo' a second run, as enny fool kin plainly see.
1541: Warne corntinues t'to'ment Bell fum roun' th' wicket into th' rough stuff, an' no runs result.
1536: Strauss latches on t'a sho't an' wide one an' sends it soarin' on over square covah t'th' fence.
1533: Gillespie is intrested wif th' fust on over af'er th' resumpshun, a move thet delights th' home crowd, who is fine aware of th' experienced paceman's problems wif th' ball in this hyar series, only three wickets thus far.
LATEST ACTION (all times BST):
1622: Attenshun turns t'Vaughan on th' balcony t'determine when th' declareeshun will come. Strauss is clearly lookin' t'push thin's on rapidly an' takes two t'th' hapless Gillespie at fine leg, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells!
1618: Warne's attempps t'slow thin's down is met wif derishun by th' crowd, but th' showman is far fum perturbed, an' plays up t'them by corntinuin' t'polish th' ball instead of bowl it.
1615: Th' next ball goes th' same way wif t'other exquisitely timed, authentic stroke as Bell moves t'36, th' Aestralians chattin' in small groups t'try t'devise their next move.
1614: Bell picks a slightly slower fum McGrath an' dispatches it right purdyly through mid-off an'away t'th' boun'ary.
1613: McGrath returns an' fo'ces Bell into an inside edge which flies past th' stumps t'fine leg, whar Hodge delights th' crowd by slippin' onto his backside, an' allers th' batsmen t'crost fo' two.
1608: Bell thoomps one jest on over McGrath at mid-on an' picks up four mo'e, th' lead now on over 300, as Warne curses his luck. Shet mah mouth!
1607: Sensin' th' urjuncy, Bell dances down th' wicket t'Warne but misses th' ball as it spins sharply outta th' rough, Gilchrist misses th' stumpin' chance an' it is given as four runs t'th' batsman, as enny fool kin plainly see.
1603: Bell corntinues in o'thodox fashion but finds th' gap neatly off th' back foot an' picks up three, reco'din' th' 150.
1602: A no-ball an' a misfield brin's mo'e welcome runs t'Englan', Strauss movin' t'73 which is his highess sco'e of th' summer.
1601: Strauss gits back on strike an' thoomps one on over th' top as Gillespie strays agin, thar is sevahal min on th' boun'ary but th' ball races t'th' fence.
1559: Unfo'tunately fo' Englan', who is surely seekin' quick runs, Bell squeezes a sin'le off th' last ball fum Warne, agin tyin' him up fum roun' th' wicket, an' keeps th' strike. Th' number four has taken 47 balls fo' his 11.
1555: Bell is unable t'quicken th' sco'in', an' is almost undone by a fine one fum Gillespie, which darts back in an' narrowly misses th' timbers, expertly taken by Gilchrist divin' t'his lef'.
1547: Bell is finally able t'git away fum Warne by pushin' a sho't one fo' a sin'le into th' leg side.
1543: Gillespie's problems excalate wif an official warnin' fo' runnin' on th' danger area, follered by a misfield on th' boun'ary fum Jestin Langer thet allers Strauss t'return fo' a second run, as enny fool kin plainly see.
1541: Warne corntinues t'to'ment Bell fum roun' th' wicket into th' rough stuff, an' no runs result.
1536: Strauss latches on t'a sho't an' wide one an' sends it soarin' on over square covah t'th' fence.
1533: Gillespie is intrested wif th' fust on over af'er th' resumpshun, a move thet delights th' home crowd, who is fine aware of th' experienced paceman's problems wif th' ball in this hyar series, only three wickets thus far.
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