F1 "Show"
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simon_harris

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2,952 posts

61 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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So now we know that F1 is all about the show rather than sport I thought it might be fun to make some predictions on what we might see as if we were in charge of putting the show on, mine as follows

1. Lewis will be allowed to win a race before the end of the year, I predict Brazil as he is already so popular there - Abu Dhabi would be a bit too much on the nose.

2. Red Bull performance will drop off - they will blame having to meet the cost cap.

3. Testing next year Merc and Ferrari will be super fast out of the gate, at the first race Red Bull will still walk it.

Just a bit of silliness really so don't take it too seriously...

Jasandjules

72,364 posts

256 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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Hard to disagree.

I await a point where Lewis wakes up and it was all a dream (well, a damn nightmare being robbed of the WDC but still).

MCBrowncoat

1,712 posts

173 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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Probably an announcement about a 4th race in the USA. San Francisco. Look at 'em fly!!!

super7

2,230 posts

235 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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Jasandjules said:
Hard to disagree.

I await a point where Lewis wakes up and it was all a dream (well, a damn nightmare being robbed of the WDC but still).
Can't use the term "Robbed"!!!!!! That's disrespecting Verstappen and Red Bull apparently and they'll stop doing interviews with you!!!

CT05 Nose Cone

25,989 posts

254 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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MCBrowncoat said:
Probably an announcement about a 4th race in the USA. San Francisco. Look at 'em fly!!!
There's plenty of potential new markets for F1 to spread into, with some great landscapes and little chance of rain either.

Iran
Iraq
Pakistan
The Death Star
Somalia
Afghanistan
Blofeld's Volcano Lair
Syria


I mean, what sort of motorsport history do the likes of France and Germany have anyway? Pointless to hold a race there.

GAjon

4,054 posts

240 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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CT05 Nose Cone said:
There's plenty of potential new markets for F1 to spread into, with some great landscapes and little chance of rain either.

Iran
Iraq
Pakistan
The Death Star
Somalia
Afghanistan
Blofeld's Volcano Lair
Syria


I mean, what sort of motorsport history do the likes of France and Germany have anyway? Pointless to hold a race there.
They’ll never get rid of Silverstone, the Hanger straightaway is too iconic!

Harry H

3,721 posts

183 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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GAjon said:
CT05 Nose Cone said:
There's plenty of potential new markets for F1 to spread into, with some great landscapes and little chance of rain either.

Iran
Iraq
Pakistan
The Death Star
Somalia
Afghanistan
Blofeld's Volcano Lair
Syria


I mean, what sort of motorsport history do the likes of France and Germany have anyway? Pointless to hold a race there.
They’ll never get rid of Silverstone, the Hanger straightaway is too iconic!
The fact you've called it "straightaway" just shows me how low we've sunk.

Or am I missing a parrot or two....

GAjon

4,054 posts

240 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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Yeeehaww!

Muzzer79

12,857 posts

214 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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CT05 Nose Cone said:
There's plenty of potential new markets for F1 to spread into, with some great landscapes and little chance of rain either.

Iran
Iraq
Pakistan
The Death Star
Somalia
Afghanistan
Blofeld's Volcano Lair
Syria


I mean, what sort of motorsport history do the likes of France and Germany have anyway? Pointless to hold a race there.
hehe

"And now we pack up all our equipment here in Skaro, wave goodbye to the Daleks and look forward to the F1 circus rolling into Eternia next week for the Grand Prix of Castle Greyskull"

Eric Mc

125,302 posts

292 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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I look forward to Le Grand Prix de Syrtis Major.

Sycamore

2,184 posts

145 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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F1 cars can supposedly drive upside down, right?

Let's add a straight that gradually inverts. You either hit it at 170mph or you land onto your head.

williamp

20,269 posts

300 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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The Grand Pris of Gibralter is an obvious classic to bring back...

...on the sprint theme, a 10 lapper at Mallory or Lydden..
Street circuits such as Pau.
Three laps of the Targa Florio route. (Its why F1 cars are targa-tops afterall...)

And of course the 'ring.

You simply cannot have this sort of conversation without including the 'ring. The scene of so much glory, mystique and wonder.

Thats right, an Economy run on the Nardo Ring in Italy. 10l fuel, 30mph average. Longest distance wins.


Scabutz

8,783 posts

107 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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super7 said:
Jasandjules said:
Hard to disagree.

I await a point where Lewis wakes up and it was all a dream (well, a damn nightmare being robbed of the WDC but still).
Can't use the term "Robbed"!!!!!! That's disrespecting Verstappen and Red Bull apparently and they'll stop doing interviews with you!!!
It did make me chuckle when they had a strop about that and refused to speak to Sky. 90% of Sky watchers cheered as we didnt have to listen to those whining gas bags for a weekend. Was bliss.

MOBB

4,504 posts

154 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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Lets add a northern UK street race, just to balance the UK involvement?

I propose "F1 Circuit de Grimsby"

paulguitar

34,989 posts

140 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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I think they should have a doubleheader at the Three Sisters circuit in Wigan.



MCBrowncoat

1,712 posts

173 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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Yes, local circuits. Oliver's Mount please, it is a street circuit...might need widening though...

....would definitely need widening

iandc

3,885 posts

233 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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Despite complaints, the UK GP is moved to the Rockingham oval as it is familiar to our American fans!!

Castellet

297 posts

45 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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I’d vote for Rockingham.
Great viewing of the whole circuit from the grandstands.

RDMcG

20,738 posts

234 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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With the influence of Liberty and the Netflix series, F1 will become more US friendly.

(1) Drivers will now be armed for the shoot out.

(2) The safety car will be a Ford Raptor

(3) There will be 35 cars on the grid

(4) More American races:
Hawaiian GP
Arkansas GP and Rodeo
Utah Drag Sprint

The show must go on.


anonymous-user

81 months

Monday 31st October 2022
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Pikes Peak is all tarmac now isn’t it?… 20 car shootout for pole position…