Could a goose kill a fox in a fight?
Could a goose kill a fox in a fight?
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Upinflames

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1,778 posts

199 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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I was presented with a murder mystery the other morning while out with the dogs.

A dead fox, in good healthy (apart from being dead) condition, by the lakeside with a gooses leg next to it.

Can the fox have attacked the goose who killed it but not before the fox had its leg off?

mikebradford

3,039 posts

166 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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I think it could. They have powerful bites so could have hurt a fox.
Lots of foxes are relativley small, and some geese dwarf them.

Edited by mikebradford on Thursday 3rd November 14:18

anonymous-user

75 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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No. The goose was already dead and the fox was scavenging before having a heart attack or whatever.

Evanivitch

25,624 posts

143 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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A goose minus a leg isn't going to do much...

But otherwise, yeah a goose could give a fox a fight.

LankyFreak

847 posts

49 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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I'll chuck £5 on Goose to beat Fox in 1st round.

Kes Arevo

3,555 posts

60 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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What if a very angry stoat murdered a goose, and was forced to beat to death a fox with a goose leg as it tried to scavenge?

rich12

3,468 posts

175 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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Healthy apart from being dead! Brilliant laugh

anonymous-user

75 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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rich12 said:
Healthy apart from being dead! Brilliant laugh
"How's the patient, Doc?"

"Healthy!.... but not breathing."

hehe

E63eeeeee...

5,766 posts

70 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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I reckon multiple foxes, one got away with the rest of the goose, the other one didn't get away at all.

Portofino

5,039 posts

212 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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The fox got goosed.

Panda nero

407 posts

40 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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The goose won the fox fight but is now hopping mad .

Kes Arevo

3,555 posts

60 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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Probably fowl play.

rigga

8,792 posts

222 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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Kes Arevo said:
What if a very angry stoat murdered a goose, and was forced to beat to death a fox with a goose leg as it tried to scavenge?
I have this image in my head now.

DodgyGeezer

45,977 posts

211 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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Geese are evil buggers (and used as 'watchdogs' by the Romans... watchgeese doesn't quite sound tight silly )

geeks

10,967 posts

160 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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Goose everytime!


Kes Arevo

3,555 posts

60 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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Fixed.


geeks

10,967 posts

160 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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Kes Arevo said:
Fixed.

Very good that took me a second hehe

Heathwood

2,921 posts

223 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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Surely a goose ain’t all that. A fox is basically a mini ginger wolf. Got to be able to take a goose ffs.

Kawasicki

14,088 posts

256 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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I got attacked by a goose. Pecked me on the stomach, drew blood too. I composed myself and swung a clean right hook & connected well, just on the cheek… the goose decided against attacking me further.

We bid our goodbyes, left it at that, and to the best of my knowledge we haven’t crossed paths again, though I can’t say that for certain, as most geese look fairly similar to me.

sunbeam alpine

7,212 posts

209 months

Thursday 3rd November 2022
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If you see a goose swimming round in circles, that's the one to ask...