They had ONE job: Screwups & failures

[Milkyway]

I thought that we should have our own thread.
( Or tales to share).

Edited by Milkyway on Thursday 3rd November 21:23

[littleowl]

Don't :

1) Get off your tits on nose sherbert & start laughing at the Queens funeral.

2) Crash the economy & then blame it on the person in 1 above.

[Milkyway]

[Milkyway]

Fuming customer complained to the Manager...
Well she had ordered a BLT with cheese.

[Hoofy]

When you go into a hotel bathroom to find the door swings open so the sink is hidden behind the door and the first thing you can use is the bathtub.

It's annoying because when you want to fill the kettle, you have to go in, close the door, fill the kettle, step back, open the door then go out, then close the door. Or if your hands are covered in jam from the swiss roll you just smashed back, you can't just lever the handle with an elbow then go in to wash your hands - you have to do the door dance with elbows instead.

Yes, I know. First world problems and all that.

Edited by Hoofy on Thursday 3rd November 22:54

[Milkyway]

Good solution... but privacy may be an issue.
( Might need a bit more taking off though...snagging)

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 4th November 07:08

[Franco5]

Planet Earth. It’s kind of amusing that humans had one planet in the whole solar system that would support life and due to their own greed and stupidity they made a mess of it.

[Milkyway]

Franco5 said:

Planet Earth. It’s kind of amusing that humans had one planet in the whole solar system that would support life and due to their own greed and stupidity they made a mess of it.

Don’t worry... The Moon & Mars are our next project.

[Super Sonic]

BMW head of styling.

[bongtom]

Franco5 said:

Planet Earth. It’s kind of amusing that humans had one planet in the whole solar system that would support life and due to their own greed and stupidity they made a mess of it.

I think there’s millions of planets messed up by humans/other beings in the solar systems and universe.

Apart from that planet where everyone tall and the girls show a bit of bluebidge.

[Milkyway]

Super Sonic said:

BMW head of styling.

[Sheetmaself]

Franco5 said:

Planet Earth. It’s kind of amusing that humans had one planet in the whole solar system that would support life and due to their own greed and stupidity they made a mess of it.

The Planet will be fine, it’s us that are screwed!

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Sheetmaself said:

Franco5 said:

Planet Earth. It’s kind of amusing that humans had one planet in the whole solar system that would support life and due to their own greed and stupidity they made a mess of it.

The Planet will be fine, it’s us that are screwed!

I keep saying this. All this nonsense about saving the planet. It's humanity they want to save. If we really want to save the planet, we should become extinct asap. Eventually we will die out, and no doubt take quite a few other species out with us. But the planet will completely recover from the damage we do to it really quickly (probably in less than a million years) and will be just fine.