Not the Nine 0’Clock News Page

[Milkyway]

1979 - 1982: When we all weren’t quite so PC & snowflakes etc.
I have read that a lot of material hasn’t been released... as Rowan Atkinson & writer John Lloyd didn’t like it.
( ... & RA thought that Pamela wasn’t very good).

As this is PH, got to start with this classic...near the knuckle stuff.
Including the gorgeous Mrs Billy Connelly,

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lmCpIzhFo

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 9th November 13:12

[Lotobear]

..it Kinda Lingers

[Milkyway]

Lotobear said:

..it Kinda Lingers

“It’s not goodbye”...
meanwhile... here’s some darts action.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vqxXNZcIdwM

Edited by Milkyway on Tuesday 8th November 20:20

[vixen1700]

You want woofers and tweeters?

[brownspeed]

....loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing, ....wearing a loud shirt after the hours of daylight.............

probably not all stood the test of time but well ahead of it in its day.

[Leithen]

I’ve left the baby on the bus.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/pjou1o/...

For some unfathomable reason that sketch has stayed lodged in my mind for almost 43 years.

[Lotobear]

...wild?, I was absolutely livid

[Milkyway]

Football Hooligans;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p6aQC-1-GF4

[Milkyway]

brownspeed said:

....loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing, ....wearing a loud shirt after the hours of daylight.............

probably not all stood the test of time but well ahead of it in its day.

“In possession of an offensive wife”
“Stepping on the cracks in the pavement”

Edited by Milkyway on Tuesday 8th November 20:27

[Milkyway]

American Express...”that will do nicely Sir”.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF-U9nL9Ios&list...

Edited by Milkyway on Tuesday 8th November 17:12

[shih tzu faced]

Set in a chemist shop, and all said in some generic foreign accent…

“I would like to buy some deodorant”

“Certainly sir, ball or aerosol?”

“Neither, I want it for my armpits”

Classic

[hairy v]

Mrs Connelly's greatest hits..

[Super Sonic]

'...has all the speeds, 33 and 45'
'what about my old 78s?'

[scorcher]

Barry Manilow-wet and lonely
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kTBrY_Uterk

[scorcher]

Fiat- built by robots
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BNPTlT8HXjk

[Slyjoe]

Milkyway said:

American Express...”that will do nicely Sir”.

Yes! I remembered the punchline - I'm 52

[Milkyway]

scorcher said:

Fiat- built by robots
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BNPTlT8HXjk

The Mini Metro.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8wgM1jarA-A

Edited by Milkyway on Tuesday 8th November 21:19

[808 Estate]

[Milkyway]

Bouncing song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c6CfAciVEsg&feat...

[Voldemort]

Milkyway said:

another post

You're not leaving much space for anyone else to get a word or two in edgeways are you?