Lawless London

[thompson9745]

I have to go into town on Tuesday for the first time in ages, was just wondering how bad things have got in Khan’s London?

Will probably drive in but will leave the Rolex at home, that said do the moped thieves still try to attack your car whilst you’re driving? Do I need a stab vest? God bless the lefty woke policing that is more focused on prosecuting 24 in a 20 than real crimes like murdering people (wtf 20 is an absolutely ridiculous limit!!)

Presumably fighting them off with a bat under UK justice (see Tony Martin) would ensure I end up with a custodial ?

[ZetecTDCI]

Are you allowed out ?

[anonymous-user]

On a school trip you will be fine

[LF5335]

Yes, it’s a cross between Escape From New York and The Warriors for literally everyone who steps inside the M25. The whole thing is the fault of pinko leftie limeys. Thankfully, the non-woke tough guys are here to save us all, as long as they’re not to scared to step outside their own front door, because they’ve massively overplayed everything they’ve seen or heard from a friend of a friend.

[Tribal Chestnut]

I ride my bike in everyday, but do have a machete strapped to the fairing just in case. Only had to use it a couple of times so far. You sound quite tough though, so I’m sure you’ll be ok.

[Rozzers]

Stay at home with your Daily Mail.

Assuming you’ve anti snap locks etc.

[VS02]

thompson9745 said:

I have to go into town on Tuesday for the first time in ages, was just wondering how bad things have got in Khan’s London?

Will probably drive in but will leave the Rolex at home, that said do the moped thieves still try to attack your car whilst you’re driving? Do I need a stab vest? God bless the lefty woke policing that is more focused on prosecuting 24 in a 20 than real crimes like murdering people (wtf 20 is an absolutely ridiculous limit!!)

Presumably fighting them off with a bat under UK justice (see Tony Martin) would ensure I end up with a custodial ?

Is your carer coming darling?

[MDMA .]

I always give my Rolex a bit of wrist time when in the big smoke.

[Jon556]

Make sure you pull the trigger on the London trip, OP.

Talking to you whilst wearing the Rolex.

[sociopath]

I think the OP is giving himself some wrist time

[abzmike]

Early for for the school holiday stuff isn’t it?

[deeen]

Tribal Chestnut said:

I ride my bike in everyday, but do have a machete strapped to the fairing just in case. Only had to use it a couple of times so far. You sound quite tough though, so I’m sure you’ll be ok.

Hope you never stray into a Hazlenut postcode.

[livinginasia]

Good luck !

Keep your doors locked - its a jungle out there !

You are of course quite correct that more time is spent looking for those doing 24 in a 20 or overstaying a car park by a few minutes than is spent looking for robbers and drug dealers, but thats the modern woke life.

[Cold]

There's a documentary abut London on the tellybox tonight. As long as Gerard Butler turns up you'll be fine.

[sticks090460]

The Mayor seems to be focussed on complaining about Donald Trump being allowed back onto Twitter, so I assume it’s safe as houses, especially around Peckham, sorry East Dulwich.

[dudleybloke]

I let my security detail deal with such trivialities.

[paddy1970]

I never go out in London without my flame thrower car...

[valiant]

Awww bless.

Another Daily Mail hillbilly visiting one of the greatest cities on Earth and is scared.

Remind us again who the snowflakes are meant to be?

[Matt p]

Christ, you sound like my companies health and safety director. Completely incapable of your own thought and generally stting your pants at even climbing out of bed.

[Sofa]

Honestly I wouldn't drive there with anything less than a Challenger 2, or they'll tear you to shreds. I'd probably want to make sure you've got air supremacy established too, and obviously some infantry support.

Oh London? Sorry, thought you were on about fking Kherson.