Eaten anything horrible lately?
Eaten anything horrible lately?
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Super Sonic

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11,575 posts

75 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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What's the most awful thing you've eaten lately? I just had a tin of vegetable soup and it was disgusting. Tasted like turnips or something. Gross. Have eaten a yougurt, a chocolate caramel cake bar and a chocolate muffin and can still taste it. Absolutely awful. Not recommended.

Jordie Barretts sock

6,018 posts

40 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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On the way home from France in the summer, stopped at Ouistreham early so went into the cafe for a nosebag.

Ordered what I thought was a veal steak thing. Turned out to be beef kidney in a cream sauce. I absolutely HATE offal of any kind. It arrived, I was retching just looking at it approaching on the plate.

vomit

Feeling queasy just thinking about it.

Master Bean

4,792 posts

141 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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Drank a can of Doppelbock. Super sweet and sickly 7% "beer."

Bill

56,835 posts

276 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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In a pub in North Wales two months ago I ordered pie and chips as it seemed safe. First they gave our order to the wrong table, who were students so ate it anyway. rolleyes So we chased it up, and eventually it arrived. The chips were dark brown, but simultaneously soggy and under done. And the pie pastry was white. hurl

LunarOne

6,756 posts

158 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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Yes, Kale.

The only time I'm eating kale again is if the last edible things on the Earth are slugs and kale. And we've run out of slugs.

Hoofy

79,174 posts

303 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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LunarOne said:
Yes, Kale.

The only time I'm eating kale again is if the last edible things on the Earth are slugs and kale. And we've run out of slugs.
Add coconut oil.

https://twitter.com/reverentgeek/status/9638065808...

hairy v

1,358 posts

165 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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mikef

6,005 posts

272 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
On the way home from France in the summer, stopped at Ouistreham early so went into the cafe for a nosebag.

Ordered what I thought was a veal steak thing. Turned out to be beef kidney in a cream sauce
Rid de veau - veal sweetbreads? My absolute favourite thing, ate that in the same part of the world last week


LunarOne

6,756 posts

158 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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mikef said:
Jordie Barretts sock said:
On the way home from France in the summer, stopped at Ouistreham early so went into the cafe for a nosebag.

Ordered what I thought was a veal steak thing. Turned out to be beef kidney in a cream sauce
Rid de veau - veal sweetbreads? My absolute favourite thing, ate that in the same part of the world last week

Ris de veau? Just so happens to be one of my favourite things on the planet. Only it's the thymus gland, not the kidney. And in the UK you're much more likely to find lamb sweetbreads than veal. I have some in the freezer!

mikef

6,005 posts

272 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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Although could also have been veal kidneys, rognons de veau, which are often served in a cream and mustard sauce

Mind you, in Normandy the OP should have been eating andouille, definitely not the thing if you’re not big on offal

LunarOne

6,756 posts

158 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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mikef said:
Although could also have been veal kidneys, rognons de veau, which are often served in a cream and mustard sauce

Mind you, in Normandy the OP should have been eating andouille, definitely not the thing if you’re not big on offal
I have some of that in the fridge. I work from home but I'm spending next week at the office in Paris. I'm already plotting how best to bring back as many lovely cheeses and meat products as I can, considering I'm flying.

Maroilles cheese and Tete de cochon high on my list...

Ebo100

506 posts

225 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
France vomit Feeling queasy just thinking about it.
Similar thing happend to me in Reims in the summer. Evening meal out sat at a pavement restaurant after a day sampling champers. Everyone at the table were served some lovely looking and smelling dishes and all was fine until mine arrived. I didn't fancy anything too fancy so ordered sausage, chips and salad. The sausage was the most horrible tasting and smelling thing I have ever ordered. About the size and shape of a caibatta but full of offal and what I can only guess was intestines that may or may not have been cooked; it was disgusting.

A bit of googling afterwoods led me to this site, the author gives a much better account of how awful this dish is.
Chittering Sausage:- https://bikegeekgarden.wordpress.com/2011/10/04/ch...

vomitvomitvomit


cliffords

3,390 posts

44 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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Piggs trotters in France . All the locals were ordering it. I said yes it was the special as a starter. I just couldn't eat it vile vomit inducing muck.

s2kjock

1,811 posts

168 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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mikef said:
Mind you, in Normandy the OP should have been eating andouille, definitely not the thing if you’re not big on offal
Much further south than Normandy, but we ordered this for lunch once as it sounded nice, and indeed tasted pretty good - until my OH made the mistake of googling it ...............

I still managed to finish most of it as I managed to "think" past it.

(also, I had paid for it and am Scottish) biggrin

sociopath

3,433 posts

87 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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Master Bean said:
Drank a can of Doppelbock. Super sweet and sickly 7% "beer."
Vastly overrated beer, I don't get this fascination with making beer that is so strong it could give The Rock a kicking, its usually disgusting as a consequence.

SimonTheSailor

12,820 posts

249 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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Had this at lunchtime - bloody horrible


sociopath

3,433 posts

87 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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An "award winning traditional sausage served in an artisan bun with fried organic onions" from the Christmas Market in Chester.

Cost £8, could have got a nicer one for a couple of quid from a van. Just deeply unpleasant, serves me right for letting swmbo decide what we were eating.

r3g

3,750 posts

45 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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I've noticed over the past year or so that supermarket own brand stuff has taken a massive dive in taste/quality.

Notably :

Steak and minced beef pies - contents just full of gravy and the 2 pieces of actual "steak" are just some disgusting jelly/fat/chewy mess, or in the case of the mince, full of bone shards.

Corned beef - full of bone shards and layers of disgusting white fat, chunks of gristle.

Anything "Woodside Farms" in Tesco meat aisles - "meat" that even a dog would turn its nose up at. Absolutely rancid, flavourless crap pumped to the rafters with water to maximise the price per kg weight, and full of fat and gristle.


I also continue to be perplexed how my local chippy, Oakenshaw Fisheries on the outskirts of Bradford, continues to have a long line of people waiting outside to be served whenever they're open, when they serve up the most disgusting fish and chips I've ever had! The amount of grease that comes with them has to be seen to be believed. As soon as they cool a little, the fish and every chip is plastered with quarter inch layer of grease and 3 days later the roof of your mouth still has a film of grease on it. yuck They don't even smell good when you're waiting outside - just a horrible stale/burnt fat smell, and yet they have a ton of 5* reviews. I don't understand how!

And closing off with a Mexico specific one! Cilantro!yuckyuckyuck In Yucatán State they put this st on fking EVERYTHING. Unless you specifically tell them not to, everything you order will come tasting of soap. It's disgusting and I would fully support a movement to kill it all with fire across the entire planet to completely eradicate it. mad

Jordie Barretts sock

6,018 posts

40 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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mikef said:
Although could also have been veal kidneys, rognons de veau, which are often served in a cream and mustard sauce

Mind you, in Normandy the OP should have been eating andouille, definitely not the thing if you’re not big on offal
Yeah it was this.

And you're all going to Hell for posting pictures of other...stuff. vomit

Koyaanisqatsi

2,485 posts

51 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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Any Home Pride white pasta sauce. Absolutely vile stuff, genuinely looks and smells like fresh vomit both before and after it's heated.