Things you wish you didn’t know
Things you wish you didn’t know
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RB Will

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10,704 posts

264 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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So I’ve just found that due to an age vs modern technology incompatibility one of my friends is inadvertently over sharing their secret sexy time proclivities.
What has been seen cannot be unseen and all that. The sort of stuff only Channel 5 make documentaries about hehe
Not judging them for it, just an image I really didn’t need.

Anyone else similarly scarred?

andygo

7,310 posts

279 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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RB Will said:
So I’ve just found that due to an age vs modern technology incompatibility one of my friends is inadvertently over sharing their secret sexy time proclivities.
What has been seen cannot be unseen and all that. The sort of stuff only Channel 5 make documentaries about hehe
Not judging them for it, just an image I really didn’t need.

Anyone else similarly scarred?
Show us and we can comment.. smile

RB Will

Original Poster:

10,704 posts

264 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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I couldn’t do that to them

T6 vanman

3,433 posts

123 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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gotoPzero

20,117 posts

213 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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RB Will said:
I couldn’t do that to them
Course you can. Just set the scene, you know we talking 50 shades type stuff or full blown farm animals. (pun intended)

cherryowen

12,420 posts

228 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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RB Will said:
Anyone else similarly scarred?
I can't remember which thread it was discussed on, but thanks to PH I Googled "felching"

hurl



sociopath

3,433 posts

90 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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I got home to my parents after a day out with my mum while my dad was at home, and turned the TV on while they were in the kitchen, to be confronted by babestation.

I'm glad my mum didn't see it, but I was a little bit proud my then 80 Yr old dad was still up for it at least in his head

RB Will

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10,704 posts

264 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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gotoPzero said:
RB Will said:
I couldn’t do that to them
Course you can. Just set the scene, you know we talking 50 shades type stuff or full blown farm animals. (pun intended)
No animals involved, I hope, but let’s say 50 shades would be the introductory level

shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

73 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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RB Will said:
gotoPzero said:
RB Will said:
I couldn’t do that to them
Course you can. Just set the scene, you know we talking 50 shades type stuff or full blown farm animals. (pun intended)
No animals involved, I hope, but let’s say 50 shades would be the introductory level
Gimp mask, half an orange stuffed in the mouth and wearing a nappy?

(Enough about my sex life, I know, ha ha)

vikingaero

12,567 posts

193 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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Received an email from someone with an engineering based email address. I thought that the name part of the email address would be an interest - along the lines of somethingsomethingsomethingengineering@gmail.com

So, I googled it to be met with lots of profile links to sissy and crossdressing sites etc. Each to their own, but still a little surprise to find a 6'7" bodybuilder type to be into.

Spare tyre

12,152 posts

154 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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About 15 years ago my cousins husband was having trouble with his phone which meant a bit of messing about with Nokia handsets

Long story short my aunty gets gifted a phone after some mix up.

She asks me to help set it up

In the gallery were pictures of an adult nature I never wanted to see.

This was in the days before accounts were on phones so you had to manually wipe etc

Thankfully I saw it instead of my aunty I guess

BrettMRC

5,629 posts

184 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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My dad got me to clear all the filth off of his phone just before he went into the hospital for the last time - a clear sign he knew that the end was nigh!


vikingaero

12,567 posts

193 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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BrettMRC said:
My dad got me to clear all the filth off of his phone just before he went into the hospital for the last time - a clear sign he knew that the end was nigh!
You were his pron buddy! biggrin

bloomen

9,606 posts

183 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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For some reason a conversation with the mechanics I use about brake sensors turned into a confession from them about both being swingers. One was heavily into electrocution, the other grannies.

Not bothered at all apart from the fact that they swing together so when they're both nattering away I'm seeing arcs of electricity and hearing elderly grunts.

I did not solicit this information. I guess they were horny at the time.

Alorotom

12,705 posts

211 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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2 for me.

1) sent off a phone to a refurb/recycling company years ago and whilst I removed the pin/password I totally forgot to reset it. Schoolboy error, it was full of filth of all varieties, messages from hookups (with images and videos), lots of stuff you really didnt want anyone else to see. The company I sent it to contacted me to tell me what I had left on it and they would be wiping it for me - id rather they just didnt tell me at all tbh as I was mortified.

2) my nephew was being groomed via a popular social media site when he was 13/14. My sister asked if I would go through all the messages, pictures, detail on his phone/laptop/etc. as she desperately didnt want to see the detail and work with the relevant child sexual exploitation and digital departments at Northumbria Police. I duly did but it was awful, so graphic and leading, could have happily done without all that.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

147 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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I rented a lock up to a very old friend.

Then he went quiet. Rent not paid.

I went round and went in. Loads of Porsche stuff in there including a customers who was chasing him over broken promises.

And a massive stash of TV magazines at the back and used stockings.

Seems like he’d been at the back of the unit, dressed up, knocking one out.

I hate the bloke. He owes me money. I have told this tail with lots more detail to literary every shared friend we have over the years.


Just to deliver the final pun. He’s also in the drag racing scene. Oh the irony.

ritch

738 posts

211 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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bloomen said:
I guess they were horny at the time.
even more concerning! run away!

Motorman74

485 posts

45 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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Many years ago, an ex and I were going to pick up another couple to go out for dinner. They knew I worked in IT, so as the wife wasn't quite ready the husband asked if I could have a look at the PC, as it was turning on, but the screen wasn't displaying anything... Quick reseat of the graphics card and the slow old PC started to boot. The wife appeared into the room where we were all waiting for the PC, so we all turned to speak to her, and suddenly she screamed.

The husband had a photo of her, tits out, PVC corset, riding a massive dildo as the wallpaper on the PC, and now it was fixed, it was displayed in full 1024x768 glory.

That made for a really really awkward meal out, they probably said 4 words all night...

vikingaero

12,567 posts

193 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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Motorman74 said:
Many years ago, an ex and I were going to pick up another couple to go out for dinner. They knew I worked in IT, so as the wife wasn't quite ready the husband asked if I could have a look at the PC, as it was turning on, but the screen wasn't displaying anything... Quick reseat of the graphics card and the slow old PC started to boot. The wife appeared into the room where we were all waiting for the PC, so we all turned to speak to her, and suddenly she screamed.

The husband had a photo of her, tits out, PVC corset, riding a massive dildo as the wallpaper on the PC, and now it was fixed, it was displayed in full 1024x768 glory.

That made for a really really awkward meal out, they probably said 4 words all night...
biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

craigjm

20,674 posts

224 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2022
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When we were teenagers and starting the rounds of first parties at friends houses while parents were on holiday. Party at one particular friends and he said to a couple of the guys "my dad has loads of porn videos under the bed, go pick one and we can watch" and he then went off to sort out the beer. Comes back in to find us all watching a video of a woman being double penetrated and then the camera pans up and its his mum and neither of the men were his dad. Party was shut down quite quickly after that!