You don't have to be a twat to work in finance,but

[bmgm3]

.....it helps. I called my pension company the other month to tell them I had already moved home and to inform them of my new address for all mail. A month after having told them, they send me a letter to my old address ! Not so bad you might think, execet the start of the letter read ..... Thank you for informing us of your new address of 11 C***** W**, Dartford, Kent.

Now how dumb do you have to be to send a letter like ? And these are the people I'm trusting my money with ! Something says I should find a new pension comapany :hehe:

[vixpy1]

I got a letter from my Solicitor the other day, telling me he had'nt done what i'd asked, but was thinking of doing it, but was not sure when..

[groomi]

I got a message, via a third party, from my warranty company last week, stating that black is white, the earth is flat and the moon is made of cream cheese.



Or words to that effect...

[Hilts]

My financial advisor is pretty switched on.

He was explaining the complexities of a particular financial product and he said to me you're not really taking this in are you, I said no.

He said well it's a bit like this 'Half of something is better than all of fu ckall'

I understood that.

[hustlebabe]

Hilts said:

My financial advisor is pretty switched on. He was explaining the complexities of a particular financial product and he said to me you're not really taking this in are you, I said no. He said well it's a bit like this 'Half of something is better than all of fu ckall' I understood that.

The 'polite' version is half a loaf is better than no loaf

[Extra 300 Driver]

groomi said:

I got a message, via a third party, from my warranty company last week, stating that black is white, the earth is flat and the moon is made of cream cheese. Or words to that effect...

Thats my best line!

see profile!

[vixpy1]

hustlebabe said:

The 'polite' version is half a loaf is better than no loaf

What happens if you have no Loaf?

[groomi]

Extra 300 Driver said:

groomi said: I got a message, via a third party, from my warranty company last week, stating that black is white, the earth is flat and the moon is made of cream cheese. Or words to that effect... Thats my best line! see profile!

>> Edited by groomi on Tuesday 16th August 22:37

[cotty]

Extra 300 Driver said:

see profile!

Nice, do you have a matching flying suit

[Extra 300 Driver]

cotty said:

Extra 300 Driver said: see profile! Nice, do you have a matching flying suit

I have loads, after 3 months they shrink and I have to buy the next size up. They tell me the suit hasnt shrunk but I have got bigger, bloody cheek!

Odd that.

>> Edited by Extra 300 Driver on Tuesday 16th August 22:46

[hustlebabe]

vixpy1 said:

hustlebabe said: The 'polite' version is half a loaf is better than no loaf What happens if you have no Loaf?

Your hungry

[muley]

My pension provider takes over 9 months to put a statement from one of the funds in an envelope and send it to me. Half the time they send them to the wrong person. Utterly useless waste of space.

[cotty]

Extra 300 Driver said:

They tell me the suit hasnt shrunk but I have got bigger, bloody cheek! Odd that.

I know but its worrying when they tell you "no sir I dont think you will fit in a 34" waist again ever"

cough "fat git" cough