Winter & Christmas humour

[Milkyway]

It’s that time of year again...the silly season.



&...

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 9th December 14:10

[Percy Cushion]

I came home earlier today to find all the windows open and everything inside gone. What kind of low-life would do that to someone’s advert calendar?

[Milkyway]

[mikeiow]

Nothing more terrifying than knowing it is this time of the year....



& that was the best shot they got

[Nova Gyna]

To help with the cost of living crisis, Tesco is giving away free turkeys to whoever can outrun their security guards.

[Super Sonic]

Two snowmen standing in a snowy field.
One turns to the other and says,

"Can you smell carrots"

[Monkeylegend]

Nova Gyna said:

To help with the cost of living crisis, Tesco is giving away free turkeys to whoever can outrun their security guards.

All you have to do is actually find one.

Turkey that is, not a security guard.

I think the security guards are only interested in suspected stolen frying pans.

[Fermit]

[mikeiow]

A genuine tweet exchange.....

[Aventador 700]

[Cold]

[Milkyway]

mikeiow said:

Nothing more terrifying than knowing it is this time of the year....



& that was the best shot they got

I saw that one, which basically said...
It looks like Tony Blair is being held back from attacking you in the pub.

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 11th December 11:25

[Milkyway]

Cold said:

My contribution...

[Cold]

Pretending I haven't already posted this in the youtube thread a few days ago

[Milkyway]

An couple of ‘oldies’, but...


It’s so cold out there...

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 11th December 11:42

[defblade]

mikeiow said:

A genuine tweet exchange.....

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[Milkyway]

[21TonyK]

defblade said:

mikeiow said:

A genuine tweet exchange.....

O
M
G

[Nova Gyna]

I said to the missus cheerily "I bet you could wrap Christmas presents with your eyes closed by now?"...

"I probably could." she laughed.

"Great” I said “I'll just go and get yours.”

[5pen]

Gary Delaney's Christmas gags from live at the Apollo