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Pirates of the Caribbean- Raising Steam
Elizabeth Swan now captain of the Black Pearl wishing to settle down, invests her fabulous wealth with James Watt and Matthew Boulton.
Fortunately for Boulton and Watt who are struggling to build a usable steam pumping engine, Elizabeth Swan shows them how the tribes used low pressure kettles to brew tea.
Inspired by her genius they go on to build a working mine engine.
The pumping engine soon saves hundreds of lives and the mine is renamed The Elizabeth Mine.
Elizabeth meanwhile helps Watt build a smaller beam engine into the Black Pearl enabler her to out pace and out maneuver The Royal Navy a hundred years before steamships were popularised.
The End
Elizabeth Swan now captain of the Black Pearl wishing to settle down, invests her fabulous wealth with James Watt and Matthew Boulton.
Fortunately for Boulton and Watt who are struggling to build a usable steam pumping engine, Elizabeth Swan shows them how the tribes used low pressure kettles to brew tea.
Inspired by her genius they go on to build a working mine engine.
The pumping engine soon saves hundreds of lives and the mine is renamed The Elizabeth Mine.
Elizabeth meanwhile helps Watt build a smaller beam engine into the Black Pearl enabler her to out pace and out maneuver The Royal Navy a hundred years before steamships were popularised.
The End
Zulu 2. A party from the United Nations arrives at Rorke's Drift and arrests Michael Caine, Stanley Baker and all other survivors on the grounds of racism.
After a short trial, they are all sentenced to death and made to kneel while Zulus shoot them. The Zulus cannot shoot straight and run out of ammunition without killing anyone. The survivors escape overnight and are taken in by locals. The soldiers train the locals in military tactics that eventually reverse the outcome of the Boer War.
After a short trial, they are all sentenced to death and made to kneel while Zulus shoot them. The Zulus cannot shoot straight and run out of ammunition without killing anyone. The survivors escape overnight and are taken in by locals. The soldiers train the locals in military tactics that eventually reverse the outcome of the Boer War.
“Weekend at Hernia’s” - two young actuaries discover an embezzlement fraud triggering their boss to order their assassinations to keep it covered up; when their boss is murdered by a betraying colleague at his party island they must keep up the illusion of his being alive while also repeatedly pushing his still-living gestational twin he absorbed in the womb back into his abdominal cavity to prevent it from blabbing to the mob. Also spawned a sequel, “Bank Holiday Scotland at the Colono-Rectal Unit”.
CzechItOut said:
A remake of Schindler's List starring Kanye West as Oscar Schindler, Donald Trump as Schindler's accountant Itzhak Stern and a deepfake of Hunter Biden as SS officer Amin Goth.
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Excellent. How about this one:Available exclusively on Truth Social.
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A madcap comedic romp about a sitting US president who passes away after mistakenly adding his sons haphazardly stored meth into his coffee instead of sugar. Thrills, spills and tangled strings eventuate as various government agencies tussle for control of the cadaver. Hijinks ensue as the resources of the White House press office are stretched to the limit as they come up with increasingly ingenious ways to gaslight the American public into believing that not only is the President knocking it out of the park and has the highest ratings of any president in American history, inflation is good (yay payrises for everyone!!!!) and empty shelves in shops means everyone has so much money they're buying everything.
Edited by rodericb on Thursday 15th December 13:23
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