Hang on Lads I’ve got a great idea!
Hang on Lads I’ve got a great idea!
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surveyor

Original Poster:

18,627 posts

208 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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Your in a bus teetering on the edge of an Italian mountain road with a load of gold bullion in the back..

What’s your great idea? Do you get the gold?

Monkeylegend

28,563 posts

255 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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Are we allowed to blow the doors off.

O.S.H.

8,997 posts

162 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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Step out the nearest exit door... collect gold bars at the foot of the mountain at your leisure.

alfaspecial

1,188 posts

164 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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Possible solution

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-italianjob-idUK...
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna28813434

"Break the windows at the back to reduce weight.
Break two windows at the front, hold one gang member upside down out of the window to deflate the front tires and stabilize the vehicle.
Drain the rear fuel tank through an access panel at the bottom of the bus.
Gang members leave one by one from the front, collecting stones to replace their weight.
Keep adding stones until someone can safely go to the rear to retrieve the gold.
Godwin said gathering the data he needed for his equations, like the fuel efficiency of a 1964 Bedford VAL14, the weight of a window or the price of gold in 1968 — needed to establish the weight of the haul — was fairly easy. "The Internet's a great place," he said.

He isn't the first to suggest a solution.

(Michael) Caine himself proposed a much simpler idea in a British Broadcasting Corp. documentary six years ago — albeit one that leaves the hapless gang short of their precious haul.

"The next thing that happens is you turn the engine on," Caine said. "You all sit exactly where you are till all the petrol has run out, which changes the equilibrium. We all jump out and the gold goes over the cliff."


P.S. OP - Who has been watching 'Christmas' movies whilst drinking wine and eating mince pies?
P.P.S. Says someone (me) whilst watching 'Die Hard' whilst drinking wine and eating mince pies!



Edited by alfaspecial on Sunday 18th December 20:12

Megaflow

11,144 posts

249 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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surveyor said:
Your in a bus teetering on the edge of an Italian mountain road with a load of gold bullion in the back..

What’s your great idea? Do you get the gold?
Which end of the bus is hanging off the edge?

vulture1

13,620 posts

203 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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add rocks to the back of the bus. hardly difficult.

surveyor

Original Poster:

18,627 posts

208 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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vulture1 said:
add rocks to the back of the bus. hardly difficult.
Where do you get the rocks, and who does it without reducing the weight holding the front down?

soad

34,390 posts

200 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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O.S.H. said:
Step out the nearest exit door... collect gold bars at the foot of the mountain at your leisure.
Doesn’t the bus roll over (numerous times) and essentially blows up? Good luck finding melted gold.

Made me think of this: https://www.thedrive.com/news/44733/an-f1-team-los...

O.S.H.

8,997 posts

162 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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soad said:
O.S.H. said:
Step out the nearest exit door... collect gold bars at the foot of the mountain at your leisure.
Doesn’t the bus roll over (numerous times) and essentially blows up? Good luck finding melted gold.

Made me think of this: https://www.thedrive.com/news/44733/an-f1-team-los...
The gold bars will spill out the bus tumbling down the mountain long before it 'blows up'.

vulture1

13,620 posts

203 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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surveyor said:
vulture1 said:
add rocks to the back of the bus. hardly difficult.
Where do you get the rocks, and who does it without reducing the weight holding the front down?
i mean the front forgot which way the bus went over.

but it should hold with 1 person getting out the front, get some rocks to help.

The Moose

23,576 posts

233 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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Megaflow said:
surveyor said:
Your in a bus teetering on the edge of an Italian mountain road with a load of gold bullion in the back..

What’s your great idea? Do you get the gold?
Which end of the bus is hanging off the edge?
There's obviously only one answer to this question...

john2443

6,513 posts

235 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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Tell everyone except the lightest to get as close to the front as possible - in the film when Michael Caine moves towards the gold the others all move as well.

Lightest person picks up gold a bar at a time and moves it to the front.

Not sure what you do then, half way up an alp with a ton of gold and no transport!

glenrobbo

39,615 posts

174 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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You're

wink

DoctorX

8,065 posts

191 months

Sunday 18th December 2022
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Watched this again tonight. At the start of the incident, one bloke is right next to the gold. He then moves to join the others. If he’d stayed where he was and passed the gold back to them, all the weight would be over the front wheels….

Gary C

14,830 posts

203 months

Monday 19th December 2022
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O.S.H. said:
Step out the nearest exit door... collect gold bars at the foot of the mountain at your leisure.
Yep, that was always my favourite. If you can leave everyone else in the bus as it goes over, even better.

Milkyway

12,511 posts

77 months

Monday 19th December 2022
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NASA improvised on the Apollo mission... so it shouldn’t be impossible.
Send the lightest person out for a van, chain, climbing rope & grappling hooks.

If the planned sequel was made... it revealed what happened next.
( But I’m no spoiler).


Edited by Milkyway on Monday 19th December 09:58

RedAndy

1,291 posts

178 months

Monday 19th December 2022
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john2443 said:
Not sure what you do then, half way up an alp with a ton of gold and no transport!
can't be more than a couple of miles back down the mountain to the footy-liveried commer type van...

RedAndy

1,291 posts

178 months

Monday 19th December 2022
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open the venetian blinds to let more light in. Now it's lighter at the back, the bus should see-saw back to the road, thus allowing the aforementioned gang to pop out collecting stones...

Stealthracer

8,463 posts

202 months

Monday 19th December 2022
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If only they'd had a long rope!


1 - hold both ends of the rope.

2 - throw the rest so that it falls behind the gold.

3 - everybody pull.