Cheery little website I found........

[timmy30]

This is lovely

http://www.deathclock.com/

According to this website my death day is scheduled for Wednesday, April 10, 2047.......which is handy as I can make sure I change my pants the day before.

Oh well 42 years to go. :byebye:

[thunderstruck]

18 August 2005 for me. Oh w..............

[JagLover]

According to that site I have over 60 years to go.

[NHyde]

Knew I was doing the right thing spending all my money .......... apparently I shall shuttle off on Oct 4th 2007

[dick dastardly]

It says I'm going to die before I'm even 55. Cheers for that...

[jimothy]

Friday, May 12, 2051

I'll be 74. If the government keeps raising the retirement age I won't even need to pay into a pension!

[r988]

I can add 20 years to my life just by being normal rather than pessimistic, then again who wants those extra 20 years of misery....

[TimW]

Tuesday, February 27, 2063


Write in diary...

[staceyb]

I'll be 79, 21st December 2062, not a bad innings imo

[minornut]

jimothy said:

Friday, May 12, 2051 I'll be 74. If the government keeps raising the retirement age I won't even need to pay into a pension!

November 25, 2051

I'll be 73. I won't have to pay in either

[mrs trackside]

jimothy said:

Friday, May 12, 2051 I'll be 74. If the government keeps raising the retirement age I won't even need to pay into a pension!

Friday, November 30, 2046
I'll be 76. If Labour are still in Government by then, I won't be able to afford to retire!

[shadowninja]

1,272,550,425 seconds to go. Must dash, things to do! Bye!

r988 said:

I can add 20 years to my life just by being normal rather than pessimistic, then again who wants those extra 20 years of misery....

Try going from pessimistic to optimistic... gained about 40 years!? (2027 -> 2070)

Well, that's lucky!

[timmy30]

Bloody hell the Mrs doesn't clock off until Tuesday, February 4, 2053

..... still that gives me 6 years of peace and quiet I suppose

[lightningghost]

I'm gonna die when I'm 74! That's too young.


No time for exams then

[Lois]

Saturday, January 31, 2065 I'll be 79, damn wanted to make it longer than that!!

Then again if I'm optimistic I'll make it to 89!

[MILF]

Hope I leave this mortal coil aged about 118 C/O sexual exhaustion.

[Nicol@]

Friday, February 1, 2030

I die a week after my 56th birthday.
Oh what a happy day.

[timmy30]

anonymous said:

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Extra 10 years for being an optimist, I like that, and besides it's more fun being an optimist.

[mastiff]

If I change my "mode" from normal to optimistic, my life expectavcy increases by 23 years!!!

[Cyberhuss]

Why will i die so young from being Sadistic?

They should add a "Type of Car you Drive" box..