Thin burgers
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ChevronB19

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8,522 posts

184 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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Does anybody sell fresh ‘thin’ burgers of similar shape/thickness to McDonalds, but of good quality?

I’m not a fan of McDonalds, but nor am I a fan of the current trend for ‘gobstopper’ burgers, and to horrify you all I tend to like meat fairly well done, which is difficult with a ‘thick’ burger.

Only stuff I can find is frozen crappy stuff. Is the only option to buy ‘fresh and thick’ (madam) and then reconstruct, or make my own (laziness here, this is for lunches and I only put effort into tea). Any burger recipes welcome.

I guess my ideal would be a Big Mac, but with quality fresh meat, plastic cheese (bear with me), a soft white roll and Hellman’s chunky burger sauce.

I do eat proper stuff as well! Help me build my guilty pleasure?

Chainsaw Rebuild

2,108 posts

123 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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Hopefully you can find some, failing that you could ask a butcher to make you some. Failing that you could slice some thin ones in half.

boxy but good

2,841 posts

166 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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Do you have a rolling pin and some clingfilm ?

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rallye101

2,511 posts

218 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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Make your own, decent minced steak, salt, pepper and a burger press....make sure is has a high ish fat content

ChevronB19

Original Poster:

8,522 posts

184 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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All good points, and sorry for the mysterious double thread (replicant now deleted)

CharlesdeGaulle

26,882 posts

201 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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What do you mean by 'frozen crappy stuff'? Surely you can buy frozen burgers of decent quality? Regardless, if you're going to stick plastic cheese and sugary relish on it I suspect meat quality might not matter too much!

Motorman74

480 posts

42 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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How are you cooking them? For me, the best burgers are smash burgers.

Just simply minced beef, bit of salt and pepper, garlic powder, rolled into smallish balls, and then smashed out flat onto a plancha on a BBQ ideally, using a sturdy spatula without any holes in it. They work fairly well on a hot cast iron pan too - although that can be a bit smokey if you are doing it in doors.

Cook until they have a nice crust on the one side, flip and repeat.


Sheets Tabuer

20,750 posts

236 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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Make smash burgers, will be as thick as you like, you can even do it with shop bought burgers if you don't like making them.

ZedLeg

12,278 posts

129 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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boxy but good said:
Do you have a rolling pin and some clingfilm ?

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That, my partner prefers thin burgers so I usually just buy them the Simon Howie burgers then flatten them out under cling film. I want to get a cooking weight now so that I don't have to keep pushing them back down while cooking.

21TonyK

12,781 posts

230 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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Recently I have been going for thinner burgers, albeit in multiples. Theory being more crust, more cheese, bacon, jalapenos and whatever else I can squeeze in.

I tend to do 2 or 3 x 60g burgers flattened in a 5" press. Sear on a glowing griddle for 30 seconds each side then layered up and rested in the oven at about 140 for 5 minutes while everything is finished. Turn the oven off, make the burgers up, wrap and back in the oven for 5 while the chips get a final fry.

Very little shrinkage with the burgers which are normally reformded from either a catering mix or Morrisions butchers burgers which are ok.

pokethepope

2,666 posts

209 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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>20% fat beef mince is what you need for smash burgers. If you don't have a suitable press/spatula, just put a ball of mince (115g) between two pieces of baking paper and squash flat with the bottom of a saucepan. Two of them and you've got yourself a double quarter pounder

Big Stevie

594 posts

37 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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What stops the mince meat falling apart after flattening? Isn't some egg usually used to bind it all together?

moorx

4,361 posts

135 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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I'm not keen on thick burgers either, but we just flatten ours with a potato masher (using baking parchment if necessary).

nebpor

3,753 posts

256 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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I buy M&S burgers then literally just bash them down using the flat of my hand, on the chopping board. Works fine, minimal amount of cleanup required!!

Jer_1974

1,637 posts

214 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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ZedLeg said:
boxy but good said:
Do you have a rolling pin and some clingfilm ?

idea
That, my partner prefers thin burgers so I usually just buy them the Simon Howie burgers then flatten them out under cling film. I want to get a cooking weight now so that I don't have to keep pushing them back down while cooking.
I get the Costco burgers and do this before freezing. I press them with a flat baking tray to just under 1 CM. They thicken up a bit when cooked and cook faster too.

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

207 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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Big Stevie said:
What stops the mince meat falling apart after flattening? Isn't some egg usually used to bind it all together?
I've never used any binder and have never had a burger fall apart on me.

A500leroy

7,534 posts

139 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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You buy the knock off Aldi version of Mcdonalds ingredients dont you...

CharlesdeGaulle

26,882 posts

201 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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A500leroy said:
You buy the knock off Aldi version of Mcdonalds ingredients dont you...
Who wouldn't?

Super Sonic

11,575 posts

75 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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ChevronB19 said:
All good points, and sorry for the mysterious double thread (replicant now deleted)
Surely you mean 'replicant now retired'?

Carguy44

581 posts

39 months

Wednesday 4th January 2023
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I'm not sure that thick burgers are a current trend, just a normal thing.

If you want a thin burger then the easiest thing to do is but a normal burger and press between your hands until it's the thickness that you like.

No need to add complexity to something where it's not needed.