I'm sorry..... I'm so sorry......

[redleicester]

She's gone and left me..... I sold her..... how could I..... I even bought a BMW..... oh god..... what have I done......... I shall take myself out into the yard forthwith and shoot myself! :banghead: :shoot:


[small] I promise this is all in the grand plan to use the M5 as a shopping car.... back to TVR land next year..... promise. I really really promise. Please forgive me! [/small]

[oli_quick]

A Beemer?! What were you thinking...don't tell me it was a 3 or X5!

Anyway please list your (pathetic) excuses...listing rear seat room is not an excuse - who needs legs anyway!

...ah edited after reading the small text - an M5...which one? You will be given 12 months max to get back into the TVR fold, or you will be forever damned and sentenced to life in Bavaria

>> Edited by oli_quick on Friday 19th August 09:35

[PetrolTed]

M5+Cerbera=dream garage. Make sure you can afford both when you return

[blue 4.5]

Well at least you can now chat on the beemer formums about upgrades etc, i.e. moving from the 2004 to 2005 edition as the smiths next door just got one.....well thats if they ever have time for such things as they always seem to be in such a rush, never have time for indicating, moving from lane 3 etc, but always seem to have the time for a friendly flash to the car in front



not that I owned one..

[blue 4.5]

PetrolTed said:

(new) M5+Cerbera=dream garage. Make sure you can afford both when you return

second that

[nervous]

good for you. splitter.


of course, with or with or without the beemer, we all hated you anyway. so, really, you've just completed the package. cos now complete strangers will hate you too. finally, an optional extra that BMW don't charge extra for.

be happy mate

[TurboNelly]

PetrolTed said:

M5+Cerbera=dream garage. Make sure you can afford both when you return

That's my plan. Just gotta save those pennies.

[redleicester]

It's a 2001 M5 (E39) with all the trimmings (except the built-in hedgetrimmer).

Luckily, it also has a towbar which has promise.... mmmm.... trackday car..... muhahahahha.

Nervy old bean I know you've always been jealous of my boyish good looks and you just can't handle my awesome smarm. Sorry, I meant charm.

I will be back chaps, and yes I think M5 + Cerb is pretty good, though I may defect to Sp6 land with a Tusc RR... maybe. Possibly. Oh sod it, I'll work it out next year.

[Julian64]

PetrolTed said:

M5+Cerbera=dream garage. Make sure you can afford both when you return

Yep, when I open my garage in the morning and have to choose between them, I feel like a dog with two nuts.

[spartacus]

Julian64 said:

PetrolTed said: M5+Cerbera=dream garage. Make sure you can afford both when you return Yep, when I open my garage in the morning and have to choose between them, I feel like a dog with two nuts.

I'm no expert, but I think you will find most dogs have 2 nuts

[Tam Lin]

spartacus said:

Julian64 said: PetrolTed said: M5+Cerbera=dream garage. Make sure you can afford both when you return Yep, when I open my garage in the morning and have to choose between them, I feel like a dog with two nuts. I'm no expert, but I think you will find most dogs have 2 nuts

Julian64 is the expert on biology, closest I came to it was driving an ambulance, but I think about 1/2 the dog population have two nuts. The rest are lady dogs.

[olly]

Tam Lin said:

Julian64 is the expert on biology, closest I came to it was driving an ambulance, but I think about 1/2 the dog population have two nuts. The rest are lady dogs.

Nope - less than half ! You have to remember some of them have had the snip, so Julian64 was right !

[SlvrCrb]

so from redleicester waving bye to his cerb to dog castration statistics in only 12 posts.

well done PH!

[Julian64]

Having just come back to this thread I can see why nobody ever gets anything done.

You just discuss boll*cks all day

[nervous]

not ALL day. we have to leave some time for calling me a tt. priorities dear boy, priorities.

[TurboNelly]

nervous said:

not ALL day. we have to leave some time for calling me a tt. priorities dear boy, priorities.

Now now nervy, I wouldn't go so far as to call you a tt, but you do have some "interesting" dance moves....ya ct

[ed]

Tam Lin said:

spartacus said: Julian64 said: PetrolTed said: M5+Cerbera=dream garage. Make sure you can afford both when you return Yep, when I open my garage in the morning and have to choose between them, I feel like a dog with two nuts. I'm no expert, but I think you will find most dogs have 2 nuts Julian64 is the expert on biology, closest I came to it was driving an ambulance, but I think about 1/2 the dog population have two nuts. The rest are lady dogs.

I think you will find a lady dog is actually a bitch. Therefore, apart from the poor buggers who have been debagged I would say close on 100% of dogs have spuds.

[spartacus]

ed said:

Tam Lin said: spartacus said: Julian64 said: PetrolTed said: M5+Cerbera=dream garage. Make sure you can afford both when you return Yep, when I open my garage in the morning and have to choose between them, I feel like a dog with two nuts. I'm no expert, but I think you will find most dogs have 2 nuts Julian64 is the expert on biology, closest I came to it was driving an ambulance, but I think about 1/2 the dog population have two nuts. The rest are lady dogs. I think you will find a lady dog is actually a bitch. Therefore, apart from the poor buggers who have been debagged I would say close on 100% of dogs have spuds.

Ah, you see, I was right all along... though I find the number of people with opinions about dogs genitals fairly disturbing!!!!

[Ian bevab]

As an interloper on this site I have a Chimera but fortunate enough to have a five series BM as a company car.

Love the BMW to bits and without doubt the best daily drive I have had. The TVR by contrast has poor build quality but is the most invigorating drives I have had after wide experience of the Lotus stable.

Get yourself a TVR, S8 or Chimeara to keep yourself sane.They are quite affordable as a Sunday car I have an MGB but that is a different story...

Ian