If aliens landed who should they shoot first?
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Anyone who has all of the following:
A BO55 4D tinted numberplate on the dashboard, wind deflectors and chrome alloys on a lowered Golf GTD, driving with some of those huge headphones on and vaping with the windows shut so they can't see out through their own man made fog.
All the idiots with just the BO55 numberplate aren't trying hard enough so it's not worth the aliens' effort finding them.
A BO55 4D tinted numberplate on the dashboard, wind deflectors and chrome alloys on a lowered Golf GTD, driving with some of those huge headphones on and vaping with the windows shut so they can't see out through their own man made fog.
All the idiots with just the BO55 numberplate aren't trying hard enough so it's not worth the aliens' effort finding them.
If the aliens want to help us they will make contact.
If the aliens don't want to help this, they will be so technically advanced over us that they just will wipe us and our planet off the face of the universe like clearing a bug off your windscreen. We wouldn't even know anything about it, we'd be here one minute and gone the next.
If the aliens don't want to help this, they will be so technically advanced over us that they just will wipe us and our planet off the face of the universe like clearing a bug off your windscreen. We wouldn't even know anything about it, we'd be here one minute and gone the next.
BrettMRC said:
1. People with BOSS number plates
2. Tinted rear light fanciers
3. People who struggle with the simple rule "keep left unless overtaking".
4. People at the front of a line of traffic doing 40mph in a 60 limit
5. anyone with a 4D plate
6. People who cannot maintain a list
7. Anyone who takes a picture of a number plate they don't like and posts it on here.2. Tinted rear light fanciers
3. People who struggle with the simple rule "keep left unless overtaking".
4. People at the front of a line of traffic doing 40mph in a 60 limit
5. anyone with a 4D plate
6. People who cannot maintain a list
The Weekend bike clubs, comprising of the t
ts who ride round in packs of 20+ pretending they're on the TDF.
Won't facilitate people wishing to overtake them and they spread out so much that to attempt such an overtake you need a long clear line of sight to do so.
So everyone is reduced to plodding along doing 15mph behind them. Even moreso when a tractor is behind them.
wkers, the lot of them. I wish they'd do offroading instead so we don't have to interact with them.
ts who ride round in packs of 20+ pretending they're on the TDF.Won't facilitate people wishing to overtake them and they spread out so much that to attempt such an overtake you need a long clear line of sight to do so.
So everyone is reduced to plodding along doing 15mph behind them. Even moreso when a tractor is behind them.
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kers, the lot of them. I wish they'd do offroading instead so we don't have to interact with them.The Hypno-Toad said:
If the aliens want to help us they will make contact.
If the aliens don't want to help this, they will be so technically advanced over us that they just will wipe us and our planet off the face of the universe like clearing a bug off your windscreen. We wouldn't even know anything about it, we'd be here one minute and gone the next.
Wow, that's how to take a tongue in cheek thread and make it dark lol!If the aliens don't want to help this, they will be so technically advanced over us that they just will wipe us and our planet off the face of the universe like clearing a bug off your windscreen. We wouldn't even know anything about it, we'd be here one minute and gone the next.
juice said:
The Weekend bike clubs, comprising of the tts who ride round in packs of 20+ pretending they're on the TDF.
Won't facilitate people wishing to overtake them and they spread out so much that to attempt such an overtake you need a long clear line of sight to do so.
So everyone is reduced to plodding along doing 15mph behind them. Even moreso when a tractor is behind them.
wkers, the lot of them. I wish they'd do offroading instead so we don't have to interact with them.
I nominate folk who are professional moaners about cyclists, seems to have become the new moan as they cant get away with their previous types of rants about certain groups without getting sacked etc.ts who ride round in packs of 20+ pretending they're on the TDF.Won't facilitate people wishing to overtake them and they spread out so much that to attempt such an overtake you need a long clear line of sight to do so.
So everyone is reduced to plodding along doing 15mph behind them. Even moreso when a tractor is behind them.
w
kers, the lot of them. I wish they'd do offroading instead so we don't have to interact with them.Nobody thinks they are on "the TDF", they are just out for a ride, weigh up how much time you actually have spent behind gangs of "Lycra louts" (another crap cycling cliche just for you) versus stuck in traffic or moaning about it online.
I appreciate getting stuck behind a group can be annoying, but by god the moaning and zero to blood pressure crisis is about 2 seconds, yet most sit behind other cars for ages quite happily queueing, but they see some cyclists they turn purple.
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