What do you do with 'em?
What do you do with 'em?
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PositronicRay

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29,045 posts

213 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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SUV following me right up my chuff leds blazing 50mph A road. Slow down a couple of times so they can overtake, no dice flashes lights and driving a couple car lengths off my bumper. Resume 50 still on my bumper, lights on full. End up turning off, looked like from road positioning I'm going to be followed. Car swerves up the inside and boots it.


I hope you have a nice evening.

Grumps.

20,094 posts

66 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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PositronicRay said:
SUV following me right up my chuff leds blazing 50mph A road. Slow down a couple of times so they can overtake, no dice flashes lights and driving a couple car lengths off my bumper. Resume 50 still on my bumper, lights on full. End up turning off, looked like from road positioning I'm going to be followed. Car swerves up the inside and boots it.


I hope you have a nice evening.
Cool story and all that but what’s em?

swisstoni

24,122 posts

309 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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If I’m travelling at the speed limit and someone does this on a normal single carriage way road then I will probably just ignore them. If they persist, when I’ve clearly got no option to disappear into thin air, unfortunately I’ll probably get annoyed and subtlety slow them down more than if they’d just driven at a safe distance.

If there’s a chance for them to overtake I might wave them past.

Failing that I’m probably going to turn off the road and get away from them.

Really I want anyone like this in front of me, not behind.

PositronicRay

Original Poster:

29,045 posts

213 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Yes, irritating though isn't it.

brillomaster

1,889 posts

200 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Hazards on, slow to 20mph. If that doesnt get them to overtake, then stop altogether (on a straight) then once they pass, carry on.

But yeah, numpties better off in front of you.

sherman

15,297 posts

245 months

Saturday 4th February 2023
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Washing your window really thourghly usually works.

Depending on time of day putting your rear fog light on can be effective too.

Better to let them by if you can though.

Edited by sherman on Sunday 5th February 00:14

gazza285

11,213 posts

238 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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I just ignore them and get on with my journey at my pace, no point letting it upset you, it won’t change their driving, so don’t let them change yours.

GroundEffect

13,864 posts

186 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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Was it a Range Rover? Invariably driven like a .

georgeyboy12345

4,636 posts

65 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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I ignore them and get on with my day

Cold

16,731 posts

120 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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If I was behind someone who was slowing down, speeding up, slowing down, speeding up for no real reason I would consider them to be a potential overtaker blocker and quite possibly an aggressive driver.

NMNeil

5,860 posts

80 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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gazza285 said:
I just ignore them and get on with my journey at my pace, no point letting it upset you, it won’t change their driving, so don’t let them change yours.
It depends.
Happened to me a few times, and when they overtook I just turned on my lights and sirens. The look on their faces when they realized that they had just overtaken an unmarked police car after being a dhead was priceless.

Baldchap

9,629 posts

122 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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The correct answer, according to the advanced driving bodies, is to build their braking distance into yours (i.e. double and a bit) and continue normally. Don't decide for them when to overtake and don't try to police their driving (unless of course, you happen to actually be a police officer, at which point you probably should...).

Bobtherallyfan

1,518 posts

108 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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If it’s on a road I know, I generally target one of large potholes that litter our highways, and pull out at the very last moment. Hopefully they then drive straight into it. Of course, this can only be done if there is no other traffic around.

Belle427

11,976 posts

263 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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Carry on as normal and ignore or brake check the prick.;)

Zarco

21,097 posts

239 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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Sometimes I'll vary my speed constantly until they get sick of slowing down and speeding up.

MikeM6

6,069 posts

132 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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I just gradually reduce my speed until they overtake, generally works before you get down to half the speed limit. I won't brake check, but I may apply just enough braking to show the lights.

The most important aspect is to always remain calm though, and do not allow emotional responses to put yourself in danger.

fezst

257 posts

154 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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One of the main problems in this country is driver education. People don’t even know what the safe distance is to drive behind a vehicle.

I was on a speed awareness course recently and the lady running the course asked this question to the group.

Most people’s answers were ridiculous;
- “2 car lengths”
- “1 car length”
- “5 metres”

There was not a single answer that took into consideration basic physics, ie. Stopping distance is relative to speed (duh)

Of course any fairly competent driver knows the general rule is 2 seconds in good conditions.

Pit Pony

11,416 posts

151 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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On.the speed awareness course I did a few weeks bike, being tail gated was one of the top excuses for speeding.

They had quite a nice cartoon video, of what to do.

If you haven't got a 2 second gap behind you, slow down until there's a 4 second gap in front of you. That way, when the car in front emergency stops, you won't be pushed into the car in front, by the car behind.

Imho

This sounded like a reasonable compromise.
But I think...
If there's nothing in front, drive normally, maybe slow a little, and keep religiously to the speed limit. No.more no less.
If there's room for them to overtake, move slightly to the left. Don't indicate. That will confuse them.

MB140

5,092 posts

133 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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Zarco said:
Sometimes I'll vary my speed constantly until they get sick of slowing down and speeding up.
My tactic too. It becomes a tiresome and laborious task to tailgate someone closely doing this. Accelerate, there will be a lag as they then do the same. Just as they are catching back up to their tailgate position. Lift off. They will overshoot and brake. Just as they brake accelerate again. Rinse and repeat.

MBVitoria

2,533 posts

253 months

Sunday 5th February 2023
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Forgive them; for they know not what they do.

In my experience most do it out of total ignorance.

I tend to just indicate and pull over in a safe place and let them past. No point winding them up by slowing down / up etc. Plenty of Kenneth Noyes out there!