Just got a penis drawn on my car
Just got a penis drawn on my car
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Filibuster

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3,406 posts

245 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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Ok, I do realise this is basically a no story (and I don’t even have a photograph to show, yet), but I’puzzled as to why. confused

(wait for unavoidable jokes … haha)

Context of this no story: I parked my Porsche 997 on the street on Sunday evening. I took a photo for the 997 Appreciation Thread





I haven’t moved the car since Sunday and while it could be 5cm closer to the curb and 30cm further to be parked perfectly, it surely isn’t a candidate for the bad parking thread.
The street is rather affluent area in Basel, Switzerland. Other cars from neighbours in the street include two new G63 AMG, an older G500 convertible, a brand new Range Rover, a Porsche 964 convertible or the Porsche 968 you see behind me, all this in a street of 250m.

It goes without saying I have no dispute with any neighbour and I haven’t been encountered in any argument in traffic at all. Also nobody has “his place”.

The car is an almost 20 year old basic Carrera 2 black on blanck and on the smallest 18” wheels. Hardly offensive in my book.

So why has someone drawn in penis on the (front) bonnet into the dust???? confused
As I said, not the end of the world and I’m sure a visit to the car wash will sort in no time. I’m not one who has to run to a detailer to get it sorted or who thinks I’m left with criminal damage because I need to repaint the bonnet.

It just leaves behind a bad feeling that someone is offended by an old Porsche and feels the need to paint a penis into the dust of the bonnet. frown

Have you had similar stories?

kambites

71,572 posts

251 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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I don't think it's anything to do with the car; I saw a transit van with the same adornment yesterday.

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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I drew a penis in the snow on my neighbours ratty old Saab once, I don't think it's anything to do with the car.

s94wht

2,217 posts

89 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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Perhaps it's an indirect way of them saying your dirty car is making the area look worse, get it cleaned! wink

Love the 997. Will own one one day

brillomaster

1,888 posts

200 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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That's sad. you may well need to get it detailed, as someone once drew a smiley face on one of my cars using the accumulated road grime, and in doing so put in some micro scratches, which didn't just wash off.

anyways. its just jealousy. and for some reason, Porsche 911s do seem to attract it more than other cars.

By the way, that is a lovely 997 you've got there!

Bennet

2,133 posts

161 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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Someone write "tt" in the dust on my Mondeo once. I think it happened in my work's car park. No idea why. I decided I didn't care very much and left it there for ages.

bumskins

2,268 posts

45 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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Filibuster said:
Have you had similar stories?
Not quite, however someone decided to key 3 sides of my 18 year old Passat estate, and some fat tart decided to try climbing on the roof of another of my cars (Vauxhall Corsa so definitely not a Porsche 997) whilst rolling her way home from the local nightclub on one-too-many sherberts.

Unfortunately seems to by no rhyme/reason to these window lickers' unpredictability!

s94wht

2,217 posts

89 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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Oh maybe they saw you taking the picture, and thought, "there's someone who's proud of what he has - let's ruin it for him"

TameRacingDriver

20,597 posts

302 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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Some people just like drawing willies onto dirty cars.

shalmaneser

6,459 posts

225 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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TameRacingDriver said:
Some people just like drawing willies onto dirty cars.
This, it's funny.

swisstoni

24,122 posts

309 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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Most likely to happen on a regular p*ss-artist route imho.

People come out of the pub in the dark and feel all invincible and uninhibited (to put it politely).

Jim H

1,819 posts

219 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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Could have been much worse.

Cock Piss Partridge springs to mind.

normalbloke

8,944 posts

249 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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I saw this happen to an Iveco, but it was much,much bigger…

Richard-390a0

3,549 posts

121 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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I blame that cyclist in the first photo.

Lester H

4,421 posts

135 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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s94wht said:
Perhaps it's an indirect way of them saying your dirty car is making the area look worse, get it cleaned! wink

Love the 997. Will own one one day
Don’t clean it. Pointless to try rubbing it off.

The Wookie

14,209 posts

258 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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normalbloke said:
I saw this happen to an Iveco, but it was much,much bigger…
That's what she said

F1GTRUeno

6,512 posts

248 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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brillomaster said:
That's sad. you may well need to get it detailed, as someone once drew a smiley face on one of my cars using the accumulated road grime, and in doing so put in some micro scratches, which didn't just wash off.

anyways. its just jealousy. and for some reason, Porsche 911s do seem to attract it more than other cars.

By the way, that is a lovely 997 you've got there!
It's really not.

People draw cocks a hell of a lot on pretty much anything.

More than likely someone saw an opportunity with a dusty/dirty car and had a little giggle to themselves. Hardly the height of malice.

Whitean3

2,197 posts

228 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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Filibuster said:

Never happened to me around here- would suggest this is something random and nothing to do with your choice of car Remind me to draw a Ph smiley on it next time I wander past Pauluskirche wink

Portofino

5,380 posts

221 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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It’s a Pagan fertility sign that every Porsche owner exudes from every pore. You are one of them.

Ayahuasca

27,584 posts

309 months

Tuesday 14th February 2023
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Was there artistic merit in the penis?