Caption time

[ZR1cliff]

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[Einion Yrth]

ZR1cliff said:

New 'car as family pet' advert receives 'X' certificate.

[silversun]

What kind of breed would result from this coupling?

[robdickinson]

ZR1cliff said:

"Doris still has a thing or two to learn about parking"

[Raify]

"This wouldn't have happened if you'd bought the 911 dear!"

[scared but happy]

Oh, Yeah! Baby! Be my bitch.
Sorry got carried away

[planetdave]

Q) What do you think of this Porker?

A) it's shagged

[ZR1cliff]

helps if i put a caption in



Citreon mounts serious challenge on Porsche.

[jconsta6]

After a few pints Michael Knight accidently stunmbled in to the wrong car..... his last words...
"Kitt Turbo Boost..."
"Kitt?....."

[timmy30]

"Darling when I told you to 'just find a space and park', I meant an empty one"

[mkgriff]

Not being able to find his ramps, Noris discovered another way to inspect the underside of his car.

[r988]

Citroen hires Porsche to design new car ramp.

[zippee]

Gazboy said:

"Boxster rear ended by drunk- read all about it!"

[The Surveyor]

Nope, still doesn't look like 206.....

[chris.mapey]

Boxster driver confused by his car's looks drives the wrong way...

[jasandjules]

Now Ms Smith, if you could try that parallel park again..

[MilnerR]

"looks like we're going to have to advertise for a new IT consultant....."

[maxf]

"Parking at the blind hairdressers convention was almost as funny as some of the haircuts"

[medicineman]

No look I've seen it done in a Bond film.

[vetteheadracer]

Porsche dog greets citroen dog in the usual manner....