Two truths and one lie
Two truths and one lie
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anonymous-user

Original Poster:

78 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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Anyone fancy having a go?

Post yours up and we will guess which one is the lie.

Mine:


1) I have previously won a substantial sum of money from the National Lottery.

2) I was having a house party many years ago, and I answered the phone to Mick Jagger, who was calling to ask his kids Nanny (who was at the party) how to turn the central heating on in his house.

3) I have flown two different types of RAF aircraft.

NumBMW

981 posts

153 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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I’ll go for winning the lottery is a lie.
More chance of either of the other actually happening to me anyway with my luck!

GiantCardboardPlato

5,974 posts

45 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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I always tell the truth
I sometimes tell lies
I’m a philosophy professor

Doofus

33,358 posts

197 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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1. This thread has started well
2. This thread hasn't started well
3. It's Friday

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

78 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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NumBMW said:
I’ll go for winning the lottery is a lie.
More chance of either of the other actually happening to me anyway with my luck!
I shall reveal the answer later!

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

78 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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GiantCardboardPlato said:
I always tell the truth
I sometimes tell lies
I’m a philosophy professor
I'm guessing the 'aways tell the truth' is a lie hehe

DaveTheRave87

2,155 posts

113 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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1) I have met a great-great relative of mine
2) I have piloted an aircraft
3) I have played football in Old Trafford stadium.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

78 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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DaveTheRave87 said:
1) I have met a great-great relative of mine
2) I have piloted an aircraft
3) I have played football in Old Trafford stadium.
Meeting a great great relative is a lie?

Riley Blue

23,010 posts

250 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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1) I once got stoned with Jimi Hendrix.
2) King Charles III, then the Prince of Wales, wrote me a letter of condolence after my Dad died.
3) I am a bd.

bob1179

14,137 posts

233 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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Ooooo, this seems like a bit of Friday fun.

1. I backed my mates new 911 into a lampost, literally three hours after he bought it.
2. I binned off a Dutch supermodel to ensure I could get an early flight home.
3. I once did some male modelling as a favour to a friend who needed someone at short notice.

LimaDelta

7,966 posts

242 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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I have seen Ron Dennis naked.

I have been woken up by an Australian supermodel making meowing noises outside my room door.

I once had to put a real shark in a swimming pool.

Still Mulling

15,871 posts

201 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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1. I plan to rotate my desk by 180° this afternoon
2. I have seen mincemeat in a mince pie
3. I've met Matt Neal

eharding

14,648 posts

308 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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1. I've heard a fireside chat.

2. I've seen a baseball bat.

3. I've seen an elephant fly.

glenrobbo

39,590 posts

174 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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1) I have piloted an aircraft inverted.
2) I have driven a car inverted.
3) I was a male stripper

TheJimi

27,261 posts

267 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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Lord Marylebone said:
Anyone fancy having a go?

Post yours up and we will guess which one is the lie.

Mine:


1) I have previously won a substantial sum of money from the National Lottery.

2) I was having a house party many years ago, and I answered the phone to Mick Jagger, who was calling to ask his kids Nanny (who was at the party) how to turn the central heating on in his house.

3) I have flown two different types of RAF aircraft.
I'm gonna go with 3 being the lie.


Edit: I have some logic behind this!

Edited by TheJimi on Friday 3rd March 13:37

bumskins

2,265 posts

39 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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LimaDelta said:
I have seen Ron Dennis naked.

I have been woken up by an Australian supermodel making meowing noises outside my room door.

I once had to put a real shark in a swimming pool.
It sounds like you've led a rather interesting life..!

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

78 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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TheJimi said:
Lord Marylebone said:
Anyone fancy having a go?

Post yours up and we will guess which one is the lie.

Mine:


1) I have previously won a substantial sum of money from the National Lottery.

2) I was having a house party many years ago, and I answered the phone to Mick Jagger, who was calling to ask his kids Nanny (who was at the party) how to turn the central heating on in his house.

3) I have flown two different types of RAF aircraft.
I'm gonna go with 3 being the lie.


Edit: I have some logic behind this!
rofl

DaveTheRave87

2,155 posts

113 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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Lord Marylebone said:
Meeting a great great relative is a lie?
Nope. Knew my great-great uncle (my granny’s uncle) until I was 10.

Aircraft was a microlight lesson for my birthday.

Although I haven’t played football in Old Trafford I did have a kickabout in the car park on a school trip.

silverfoxcc

8,144 posts

169 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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I have driven a steam locomotive

I have piloted a hovercraft

I have piloted a plane


Silvanus

6,905 posts

47 months

Friday 3rd March 2023
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I once went on a date with a famous glamour model, she initially mistook me for someone else in Topshop Oxford Street when I was managing a refurbishment project there. Date went very well.

When I was a young lad I went to see my childhood hero, David Attenborough. Whilst signing my book we had a fantastic chat. I ended up correcting him when he miss identified an animal, the animal was a red panda, not a racoon.

When out rock pooling with my daughter we discovered an unexploded world war 2 bomb. I still have it.