Worst song ......ever

[scorcher]

For some unknown reason I had "I'm only a poor little sparrow" pop into my head tonight.Can't even remember if it was a proper song or not!.I'm pretty sure that The "Barron Knights" done a crapper version of this aswell.Just made me wonder what everyone else thought was the worst song ever.There's plenty to choose from......

[Chim Girl]

"I wish I could fly" by Keith Harris and Orville.

[neil.b]

"I Wish I Could Fly" by Orville
"We Are The Cheeky Girls" Cheeky Girls
"Hey Baby" don'y know who it was by but its the one that went "heyyyyyy heyyy baby (ooh ahh) I wanna kno-ow-ow" etc. to a terrible disco beat

All of those make me want to chew through my own wrists.

[PatHeald]

My life seems to have been persistantly blighted by an inability to get "Mouldy Old Dough" out of my head.

That bloody tune has driven me completely insane for the last thirty years.

I hereby nominate Lieutenant bleedin Pigeon and his piss poor, bottle of toss traversty of a tune for the award.

It is plainly the Worst Song Ever.

Cheers

Pat

[timtonal]

Shuddupa Your Face by Joe Dolce,
Saturday Night by Wigfield,
No Limits by 2 Unlimited (Techno techno techno techno)

The list goes on....

[conyers111]

Saw it today on MTV - Mr Blobby

And it got to number 1!

[petros]

Grandad
Shut upayaface
Anything by Victoria beckham
The Birdie Song
Agadoo

[neil.b]

Chim Girl said:

"I wish I could fly" by Keith Harris and Orville.

Snap!

That and "Human" by Goldfrapp eh?

[Chim Girl]

petros said:

Grandad

By Clive Dunn

Number one on the day I was born.

[gooby]

"come on Ilene" - Dexy's midnight runners
If I am out and this comes on, I leave. It is my rule, I have walked out half way through recieving a drinks order.

[charlie sprout]

Kenny Everett did a "worlds worst songs" tape. I've got a copy locked away (for safety reasons).

[Trackside]

'Seven Tears' by The Goombay Dance Band. Maybe not the worst song ever, but possibly the worst band name!

[theexcession]

gooby said:

"come on Ilene" - Dexy's midnight runners If I am out and this comes on, I leave. It is my rule, I have walked out half way through recieving a drinks order.

that's a cracking tune.
Shaddy upyah fecking ugly face get's my vote though.

[timtonal]

Save Yor Love (My Darling) by Renee
and Renato

[DanBoy]

That bloody Lumidee song:

"Uh ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

[petros]

The English footie song, was it 3 lions on our shirts, something like that.

[theexcession]

Anything by Phil Collins

[DanBoy]

theexcession said:

Anything by Phil Collins

BA-DUM BA-DUM BA-DUM BA-DUM DUM DUM!!!

I can feeeeel it cooooooooming in the air toniiiiight!

I really like that song. But it is the only song of his that I like. And I think I only like it for that big off drum fill! Another Day in Paradise was especially bad.

[Chim Girl]

neil.b said:

Chim Girl said: "I wish I could fly" by Keith Harris and Orville. Snap! That and "Human" by Goldfrapp eh?

I'll raise you Cranberries and Zombie.

[timtonal]

Wired for Sound by Cliff Richard. Seem to remember particularly dodgy vid for this!