RE: All-electric Maybach EQS 680 SUV inbound
RE: All-electric Maybach EQS 680 SUV inbound
Monday 17th April 2023

All-electric Maybach EQS 680 SUV inbound

New Maybach SUV promises 372 miles of range and 658hp of silent running


It’s often said that electric power for high-end luxury cars is the most natural fit for zero-emission motoring. Weight is less of an issue because luxury, by its very nature, adds things that aren’t technically necessary. Also, the high cost of big batteries is not such a problem when you’re marketing to the world’s wealthiest men and women. And then there’s the silence and shove of an electric car, which, if anything, improves the in-car experience. No surprise, then, that along with Roll-Royce and Bentley, Mercedes is about to launch its first all-electric Maybach.

It's not based on the EQS saloon, though. The Maybach EV is based on the EQS SUV, although that’s probably no surprise, either. Bentley’s flagship these days is the Bentayga EWB, and SUVs are apparently what everyone wants. So rather than a bespoke car, this is a Mercedes in a Versace frock. And not a very subtle frock, looking at the pictures. Some might say the strive to deliver gaucheness has reached new and dizzying heights.

As usual, the press release is an enigma – I can only assume it was written by ChatGPT with the mother of all hangovers. Let me give you an example of what I mean: ‘The front is characterised by the brand-typical black panel with vertical, chrome-plated trim strips in a three-dimensional depth look.’ I might be wrong, but I think that’s talking about the grille. Maybe the next sentence will add some clarity. ‘The large black panel is smooth closed for the first time.’ Or maybe not, so let me try to distil things for you: this is a two-tone (and almost certainly way over two-tonnes) EQS SUV with more chrome and some Maybach badges. And in case you think that some stuck-on badges are meaningless, you’re wrong. ‘A Maybach emblem on the D-pillar underlines the high quality.’ See, that’s told you, and there’s more.

‘The classic MAYBACH lettering is discreetly incorporated into a chrome plated decorative strip, which forms a unit with the continuous light strip of the standard DIGITAL LIGHT headlights. DIGITAL LIGHT welcomes and says goodbye to the driver with a special light show.’ Ahh, it says hello and goodbye in a pre-programmed, completely inanimate way. How lovely. Now that really is quality.

Right, time to focus our attention on the interior. Before you look at the pictures of the Maybach inside, here’s what the press release says about the ethos behind it: ‘The design of the interior also consistently follows the Maybach credo, “What is good must also be beautiful.” So how do you think they’ve done on that score? Again, it’s the same architecture as the EQS SUV, albeit with a modified look. It has the same MBUX Hyperscreen – in case you’re thinking that’s one huge screen, it’s actually three individual screens laid across the dashboard. The difference here is the Maybach has its own start-up graphics (yes, this car simply will not stop welcoming you) and a blue theme. Speaking of themes, the incomprehensibility theme continues with this description of the instruments: ‘The pointers in the two tubes are designed like a silk scarf that moves elegantly in the wind according to the speed and driving style.’ I am really not making this stuff up, I promise.

Alongside a multitude of infotainment upfront, there is a tablet and two more 11.6-inch screens for the rear-seat passengers - who, unsuprisingly, can control all manner of things from the thrones in the back, including sat nav destination. There's also something called MBUX Interior Assist. This uses cameras to recognise what passengers want by their body and hand movements, and will carry out the corresponding functions – for example switching on the reading lights. I am sure that system is infallible.

As you might expect, there are lots of nice, warm materials on show. This includes sustainably processed nappa leather in various colour combinations (this is vegetable-tanned leather using coffee bean shells as tanning agents) and natural woods like brown, open-pore birch or walnut. There are also the usual pillows on the headrests and a ‘stainless steel pedal system.’ I am assuming this means the pedals are made from stainless steel, and it’s not some sort of Flintstones’ style propulsion system just in case the battery dies.

In the rear, there is a ‘so-called cocooning effect.’ This 'so-called' effect includes executive seats that are ventilated and heated ­– including neck and shoulder heating – and have a massage function for your calf muscles. And with the Chauffeur Package, when you recline the rear seat, the front passenger seat moves automatically forward to extend the legroom. There’s even more wood on the back of the front seats, a centre console that contains the tablet mentioned earlier and ‘on request, the centre console can include two folding tables, a cooling compartment and silver-plated champagne goblets.’ One imagines that if you do request this, Mercedes will request that you pay handsomely for those additional items rather than give them away for free. There’s even a projector in the centre console that projects the Maybach emblem onto the floor.

Meanwhile, a HEPA filter cleans the incoming air of fine dust, tiny particles and pollen, and the active air freshener will attempt to hide any smells produced actively from those within the cabin. On the other side of cabin ambience, the 15-speaker Burmester sound system includes two ‘exciters’ in each seat that makes the listening experience ‘four-dimensional’. There’s also a driving sound, to mimic engine noise, called ‘Aerial Grace’ that is bespoke to the Maybach. To remove unwanted noise, the Maybach has a better-sealed boot, laminated glass and the front motor disconnects when it’s not required.

The EQS SUV is badged 680 rather than 580, which is currently the top model in the Mercedes EQS SUV line-up. That means more power at 658hp and 700lb ft of torque – enough for 0-62mph in 4.4 seconds and 130mph maxed out. 

The battery charges at up to 396 volts but it doesn’t say how big the battery is. We assume it’s bigger than the 108kWh battery used in the EQS SUV, because the Maybach's provisional range of 372 miles is greater than the longest-range EQS, which is 365 miles. It’s going to make this a very heavy car (too heavy to quote a figure in the press release) and not that efficient at 2.76 m/kWh.

Finally, just in case you think that this is consumerism at its most extreme, Mercedes is at great pains to tell us how sustainable this Maybach is. Yes, really. Along with the vegetable leather, which it’s pointed out must come from coffee beans that aren't from deforestation, the manufacturer claims that ‘a number of parts and components are made from resource-saving materials,’ like secondary steel and recycled aluminium. It also insists that the plant in Alabama that produces the EQS and its battery is a net carbon-neutral facility. There you go, the first Maybach SUV maybe gauche, but its owners can satisfy themselves that it’s indisputably green.


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spikyone

Original Poster:

1,915 posts

130 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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Anyone good with Photoshop and able to stick a London-style "taxi" light on that?

Every Maybach since Merc revived the brand has just looked tacky to me. I'm genuinely curious as to the type of person that buys one. Are they popular with social media influencers/footballers/wannabe gangsters?

Slowlygettingit

946 posts

71 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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So the horsepower war hasn’t ended but a new war has started between BMW and Merc - who can make the ugliest car.

WY86

1,555 posts

57 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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reminds me of a Chrysler voyager for some reason.

Koyaanisqatsi

2,561 posts

60 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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A Karen-mobile, if ever I did see one.

mrclav

1,645 posts

253 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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I'm very sure that would be an absolutely wonderful place to spend time, wafting in almost total silence in seats more similar to First/Business class flying than a car.

I personally would have one of these with a driver over, say, a Cullinan.

woops

77 posts

220 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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Gross

rallycross

13,757 posts

267 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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How heavy is this monster? Going to guess almost 3,000 kg?

mersontheperson

732 posts

195 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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Ok, I want a pothole tax on all these cars over 2 ton.
Maybe even a scale for those over 1.5

And I mean a proper tax, at least 1000 quid a year, rising to 3000 for the heaviest.

budgie smuggler

6,066 posts

189 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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article said:
Finally, just in case you think that this is consumerism at its most extreme, Mercedes is at great pains to tell us how sustainable this Maybach is. Yes, really. Along with the vegetable leather, which it’s pointed out must come from coffee beans that aren't from deforestation, the manufacturer claims that ‘a number of parts and components are made from resource-saving materials,’ like secondary steel and recycled aluminium. It also insists that the plant in Alabama that produces the EQS and its battery is a net carbon-neutral facility. There you go, the first Maybach SUV maybe gauche, but its owners can satisfy themselves that it’s indisputably green.
chinny reckon

WY86

1,555 posts

57 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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mrclav said:
I'm very sure that would be an absolutely wonderful place to spend time, wafting in almost total silence in seats more similar to First/Business class flying than a car.

I personally would have one of these with a driver over, say, a Cullinan.
i can imagine these being bought by Emirates or Qatar Airlines to be used to chauffer first class passengers to and from the airport.

pquinn

7,167 posts

76 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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Inside is a bit fussy and the outside is a bit toy like - like someone took a jelly mold city car and played with the scaling.


Nice enough but...

damonbill

278 posts

275 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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' and the active air freshener will attempt to hide any smells produced actively from those within the cabin'

Thats real wealth, chauffer driven in the back of your maybach, soiling yourself knowing the smell will be taken care of.

1st thing i'd do after winning the lottery and buying one of these.

Iamnotkloot

1,911 posts

177 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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It's horrible but only mildly so, Maybach must do better and take a leaf out of BMW's book for true hideousness.

DaveyBoyWonder

3,942 posts

204 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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I knew to expect mega levels of ugly as I clicked the link and it doesn't disappoint... vile in every imaginable way.

barryrs

5,043 posts

253 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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damonbill said:
' and the active air freshener will attempt to hide any smells produced actively from those within the cabin'

Thats real wealth, chauffer driven in the back of your maybach, soiling yourself knowing the smell will be taken care of.

1st thing i'd do after winning the lottery and buying one of these.
I have the air balance package in my EQC

"The air balance package provides an individual fragrance in the interior, in line with your personal preference and mood. It ionises and filters both the outside and interior air, allowing you to breathe fresher air for a greater sense of well-being."

The sales guff is just that but I must admit; its a nice smelling car laugh

Motormatt

508 posts

248 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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Anyone else notice this 3 tonne 658hp money-no-object monstrosity is rolling on budget Cooper Zeons?

threespires

4,470 posts

241 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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mersontheperson said:
Ok, I want a pothole tax on all these cars over 2 ton.
Maybe even a scale for those over 1.5

And I mean a proper tax, at least 1000 quid a year, rising to 3000 for the heaviest.
I agree...

Augustus Windsock

3,801 posts

185 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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spikyone said:
Anyone good with Photoshop and able to stick a London-style "taxi" light on that?

Every Maybach since Merc revived the brand has just looked tacky to me. I'm genuinely curious as to the type of person that buys one. Are they popular with social media influencers/footballers/wannabe gangsters?
Simon Cowell.
And that there is a reason never to buy one..unless you have badly done Botox, a lop-sided faCelift and trousers who’s waistband is just under your armpits....

Slowlygettingit

946 posts

71 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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Motormatt said:
Anyone else notice this 3 tonne 658hp money-no-object monstrosity is rolling on budget Cooper Zeons?
Couldn’t look at the tyres as the wheels are so fugly I needed to look away quickly
Probably the only wheel design with enough strength to handle the mass

ChrisCh86

1,132 posts

74 months

Monday 17th April 2023
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It's not as gopping as BMW's recent efforts, a bit more generic.

It's less shouty in it's display of wealth, a bit more subtle, which I suppose is the aim. It also still looks like a bar of soap, as per all other Mercedes EQs.


Still just a very expensive Mercedes though, not really a true Maybach.