High Calibre Weapon

[gooby]

I have just been guiding my high calibre road missile up Creech hill and nailed a pheasant.

The damn thing was bigger than my car so it wasnt really fair. I now have a broken front grill to add to my list of jobs to do.

The pheasant was so smashed to pieces, it wasnt even worth picking up for the pot.

[boggy]

gooby said:

I have just been guiding my high calibre road missile up Creech hill and nailed a pheasant. The damn thing was bigger than my car so it wasnt really fair. I now have a broken front grill to add to my list of jobs to do. The pheasant was so smashed to pieces, it wasnt even worth picking up for the pot.

Make a Stew ?

Boggy

[gooby]

boggy said:

Make a Stew ? Boggy

Grill stew? You have an unusual diet in your house!