Things that made you laugh today!

[Lois]

I had two amusing incidents at work today, had to really control the internal urge to giggle though! :hehe:

First one: Guy came in to buy condoms, handed them over and just as I was putting them in a bag I heard him say "Should I just stick it in here?". Well I wanted to piss myself but luckily he was just talking about the chip and pin machine! :hehe:

Second guy: Came in after shopping so had loads of bags etc. He had to sign a prescription so held his extra long french bread stick between his legs. Yes it had been a long and boring shift at work so the smallest (well it was extra long!) things made me want to giggle to keep sane!

[puggit]

Bunch of unwashed semi-gothic teenagers on day release from Reading festival taking a crate of beer in to the pub... and trying to sell it to the bar staff

[planetdave]

Well I reckon you cant beat rafdug for a giggle.

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[Lois]

BTAP Gay Icon??

you know we love you

[chris watton]

For the first time on PH, I was laughing out loud, at work, reading the posts on the Tuscan forum!

[raf dug]

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[R988]

anonymous said:

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and I thought I had a dirty mind...
I always knew pharmacists laughed at you behind your back, just like doctors and nurses, the stories they tell

anyway funniest thing at work today was a girl who spent ages trying to find something so when it got annoying I asked what she was looking for,
'a disk' is the reply,
so I think she means a floppy disk and inform her they are virtually extinct around here now. Then she says
'no the round ones with a hole in the middle',
so I reply in disbelief,
'you mean a CD?'
her
'yes thats the one'

cue much sniggering because she couldn't remember what a CD is called

and she's not even blonde where that thread about men being smarter...

[Lois]

ooo that reminds me of another guy who I totally embarrased today!

He was on the phone and seeing as he was still talking to them while asking for "canesten cream please" I assumed it was for his girlfriend as blokes usually do this when they have to buy it for a woman!

So I innocently ask would you like the internal or external and he just went bright red and said "I'll call you back Clive".

[andy mac]

A village person

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Raf Dug

[dinkel]

Men chatting about coins FFS . . .

[raf dug]

Oi I is married with kids he looks like a botty burglar.

[Balmoral Green]

raf dugs hair, still got tears running down my cheeks

[dinkel]

Balmoral Green said:

raf dugs hair, still got tears running down my cheeks

How does he do it - time after time again . . . the man is a true legend. A PH legend.

[andy mac]

raf dug said:

Oi I is married with kids he looks like a botty burglar.

Did you wear a vest on the wedding day?

[Balmoral Green]

dinkel said:

Balmoral Green said: raf dugs hair, still got tears running down my cheeks How does he do it - time after time again . . . the man is a true legend. A PH legend.

I know, and the sunglasses, pure genius

[raf dug]

andy mac said:

raf dug said: Oi I is married with kids he looks like a botty burglar. Did you wear a vest on the wedding day?

I got done in uniform (RAF)white belt and white gloves very tasteful. (well they were until micheal jackson started wearing them).

[R988]

anonymous said:

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what is 'canesten cream'?

[jas xjr]

saw a guy in a ferrari 355 replica trying to look so cool with his shades and fake ferrari badges, i actually laughed out loud. bet he thought " look at that fool in his £50 bag of shite. then again he was busy looking cool. then again i think its cool to drive a car worth less than my shades.

[FrenchTVR]

R988 said:

anonymous said: [redacted] what is 'canesten cream'?

[polarbert]

many customers who i was serving today made me laugh, just because of the things they did or what they said

not majorly funny as i cant remember any specifics